I. Pride
He claims he loves God
He bows down many times a day
But his tongue is quicker than his brain
He loves what the gossip says
II. Greed
He gives to charity with both hands
Cos that's what his religion says
He makes sure all eyes are on him
So he gets public praise
III. Wrath
Charming and polite
They think he's a family man
But behind closed doors
The devil is his number one fan
IV. Envy
He preaches
He condemns
Speaks out against sin
But there's no one he'll defend
V. Sloth
Study circles and sermons
He plans all the dates
Fundraisers and events
They always start late
VI. Lust
Short skirts and plunging necklines
He abhorrenly hates
Vehemently protests
Yet head to toe doth his eyes rake
VII. Gluttony
Feasts of kings
He is thankful to God before he tastes
The blessing before him
To this testifies his waist