a drinker's ultimate rubric...
and while listening
to "conspiracy theories"...
well... we know that
the luftwafe
ingested: pervitin
when doing night raids
on London...
the english commandos
went into war: drunk as
a skunk... might be:
jolly good humor to boot
(die krupps: nazis
auf speed)...
but for the love of
god, i don't know what
came over me during
the past 3... 4... 5 days?
i stopped talking,
i...
slept for about 14
hours... skipping the day's
worth of sunlight...
went to sleep with the shy
sun of sunrise
and woke up during the night...
i thought that changing
the music i usually use
to k.o. myself to sleep
was wrong...
so i switched from
the hellraiser II soundtrack
by christopher young:
i can really butcher that soundtrack...
i mean: on repeat,
night after night...
like someone with
a fetish for mechanical drill sounds...
so i tried the alternatives...
poliça (shulamith)...
good... in being awake,
but also forgetting you're
awake...
some sort of elevation
from portishead...
rotting christ (rituals)...
even the screaming doesn't
sooth me...
then the ultimate
condender retribution
for the fued between
the dandy warhols
and brian jonestown massace...
nothing but: seminal...
aufheben...
then i had to quench my
love "affair"
with northern lights -
choral works by ola gjeilo...
no good...
2 days pass, 3 days pass,
4 and then the 5...
i'm in limbo...
counter to anything that might
resemble either
a social, or a political animal,
more: schatten-ratte ghoul
than a happy-to-go-to
monkey shaman...
until
the breaking point comes...
drank enough
to put a horse into a *******
coma...
persistent in
my pedantry of keeping
to strict spelling...
but not eating so much...
then a chance discovery
in the kitchen...
opti-
men...
took a bite into a sausage
that almost made me gag
with some HP sauce...
looked at the plastic bottle,
and read the following rubric:
% RI
vitamin A 400μg 50%
vitamin D 10μg 200%
vitamin E 30mg 250%
vitamin K 75μg 100%
vitamin C 225mg 281%
thiamin 4.0mg 364%
riboflavin 4.5mg 321%
niacin 54mg 337%
vitamin B6 5.4mg 386%
folic acid 90μg 45%
vitamin B12 9.0μg 360%
biotin 180μg 360%
pantothenic 18μg 300%
acid
calcium 120mg 15%
magnesium 80mg 21%
zinc 12mg 120%
copper 2.0mg 200%
manganese 2.0mg 100%
selenium 30μg 55%
chromium 120μg 300%
molybdenum 80μg 160%
iodine 100μg 67%
boron 2.0mg
amino acids 1000mg
- L-leucine 400mg
- L-isoleucine 200mg
- L-valine 200mg
- L-glutamine 200mg
green tea extract 20mg
citrus 7.0mg
bioflavonoids
ginger extract 20mg
(they for
forgot turmeric,
never mind)
olive leaf 20mg
extract
rutin 20mg
alpha lipoic acid 25mg
chlorine
bitartrate 10mg
inositol 10mg
lycopane 500μg
lutein 500μg
this has to be the ultimate
rubric, to counter drinking fatigue...
pop one of these gram
submarines and
you can return to
drinking again...
and then the amitriptyline
will kick in,
hopefuly with some
paracetamol or better:
naproxen
and... we're good to go...
for the next couple
of days
having to have
"forgotten" to eat
something decent...
i guess i'm one of those
people that eat, to live...
rather than
fine dine and look
up my **** when writing
a food critique
or a restaurant critique...
guess i don't live, to eat...
how else would anyone
deal with these Daesh
amphetamine knock-offs?
a drunk...
like in world war II...
armed with a bottle
of scotch... and a decent
vitamin supplrement.