When you’re old and you’ve stuffed yourself silly
On everyone’s chocolates and nice things to eat.
Give me a nudge if you please, on your way out
In case I fall asleep and knock myself off the seat,
When you have spent all day in the garden
Cutting lawns and trimming back the odd hedge.
Give me a nudge on the way out please
Amd leave the keys on the ledge
On Saturday night, the musuc beckons you
Your hips pivot like Elvis and you have feet like Rogers
Give me a nudge on the way out
To prove I am not like an old codger
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