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Dear Jerry-2: Chinese food kills people more efficiently than do cracked engine blocks. Be forevermore weary (if not wary) of victuals that are to be picked at (with chop-sticks) rather than those to be shoveled (with spoons). — Reflectively [I bought a shotgun at Wal-Mart. They insisted upon loading it: “in case anyone gives you **** on the way out..."]
   Mature souls and keys, souled and keyed alike, appreciate these thorough-going times, well-spent, spirited & sprinted in the la Filipiniana: Masbate City. Who, but the fools what fool us, trolleys on buses, gases on waves and skirts the hoops? The craftiness of crafters crafting @ Kraft, the blister-makers @ Kung Fu Enterprises, know all worth knowing with regards to things known and knowable and knowledgeable. Let us consider drag queens a step closer to the long-term relationships forfeited on radio and forested by the ranger squad.

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