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Jane dale  Jun 2014
Dog tired
Jane dale Jun 2014
I really wish bedtime would come,
Yawning like Bagpuss on ******,
If I wasn't so tired, I'd go up now,
But I'm such a ****** lazy cow,
I could be sleeping like a log,
But don't like to disturb the dog,
The snoring mutt, an 8 stone lump,
I'm praying that he needs a dump,
My legs are numb, can't feel my toes,
And I really need to blow my nose,
At least I know the time will come,
When to bed I drag my weary ***.
Maniacal Escape  Apr 2021
Flush.
Maniacal Escape Apr 2021
Tasty line off a ***** sink.
Buzz cut buzz nut.
'hiya mate'
She says.
'wrong bathroom buddy'
'save us two's'
Bagpuss smile.
I like this one, bathroom buddies.

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