I thought the dude was joking,
I mean he was all tore up,
crying like a newborn baby,
as if the apocalypse
had arrived early.
He bawled so much,
it took me nearly ten minutes
to get any answers out of him.
Evidently,
somebody on his Facebook page
had 'defriended' him.
Good ******* grief,
this guy's thirty-eight years old.
Like, really.