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I write from my heart to get the toxic oil out of my mind. I write from my mind to make the happy thoughts grow.
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Toreinss Pinwinkel III Jan 2013
Conundrum
Toreinss Pinwinkel III
Jan 2013
Estranged ensemble orchestration onerous
Intangible instinct intrigue impetus
Cortex vortex vertex fastuous
Somatalogy cognition equilibrist meatus
Vertigo vestige vexation covetous
Haberdashery hauberk harangue inspection
Mystical silhouette sojourn direction
Perpetrate propinquity harbinger rejection
Fastuous fortuity forum election
Chiaroscuro chicanery gossamer convection
Metaphysical mystique’s rive declensions
Paphian kitsch kithe abstentions
Paltry panderings rife contentions
Horologist hackamore lapidary inventions
Soliloquous covertures manifest intentions
Noumenal ***** exsertion illuminate
Apropos ipso-facto aspersion relegate
Clairaudience taciturn subversion denigrate
Larceny lecher coercion expurgate
***** lewd beatitudes exonerate
Perpetude parameter incorporeity pervasions
Terminus thrall’s anathema correlations
Exegesis peroration imputation iterations
Ideational peripherals intimate evasions
Vituperative verve’s temerarious elations
Psychic reverie subterfuge decision
Astral projection transience derision
Exserted proximity phantasm incision
Machismo machinations elicit precision
Heredity heritage heresy revision
Edacious intransigent gamut phallus
Indispensably puissant barratry malice
Invariably imperative metaphor talus
Aorist actuator pseudopodia chalice
Altruistic egalitarian segregant palace
Allocution incursive objectify ostensible
Enamor allude ingratiation inimical
Infatuation allure emendation rhetorical
Cursive ***** raconteur allegorical
Amorous endear sycophant categorical
Inherently endemic anachronism political
Emendation propensity opulently diabolical
Surreptitious ethnicity epigraphy mimetical
Pompously bombastic flagrant inimical
Doughty nuance intrepidly maniacal
Obliquity euphenics intrados expound
Subjunctive ancillary subordinates confound
Ethereal euthenics ubiquity propound
Subservient adversarial repartee profound
Meritorious monocracy mendacity astound
Insidiously sinister incumbency abuse
Obstreperous imperatives obdurately retuse
Ominous omnipotent avarice deduce
Trajectory faction commensurately obtuse
Cornucopia critique sequesterously abstruse
Tyrannical ulterior ultimatum purvey
Adjunct conjunction conjecture portray
Evocative emulation connivance convey
Fulminate fuscous futurity relay
Cephalic phantasmagoria protuberant assay
Acuity educement propensity gesticulation
Preternatural proclivity tactile articulation
Eidetic mnemonics scenario prestidigitation
Transcendental accession ascentional avocation
Derisive subjective subordinance rumination
Apriori arbitration apostrophe sagacious
Predilection predication apomixis bodacious
Wonder lust itinerary transitively tenacious
Intrinsic affinity succinctly salacious
Prophylaxis protocol invasively ostentatious
Hypercritically mitigational dialectics felicity
Surreal serendipity dharma propensity
Supplicant sever hypotaxis intensity
Monogamously autonomic ostracism eccentricity
Evolutionally metamorphic rendition complicity
Insipidly vapid invective flatulence
Intangible ratification interdiction corpulence
Exigent viscid visceral virulence
Eradicably mingy minion truculence
Fortuitous refraction remission opulence
Ephemeral effulgence effluent projection
Accidence ambience acoustics confection
Recondite esoteric prosaics detection
Epistemology epithet equities correction
Erudite effusion existentialize affection
Arduous ardent amore egressed
Corporeal essence enigmatism caressed
Adrenergic analeptic fatidics confessed
A posteriori cartography tropism ******
Anaclitic analgesia anacrusis suppressed
Irascible audacity compunction astute
Rejuvenate remission remonstrance compute
Nocturnal emission repose dilute
Rendezvous rectitude recital refute
Remunerate resonant retort impute
Agnate nous monad prerogative
Suborn impedance numinous imperative
Adumbrate intimate obfuscation evocative
Extrapolation excursion incursion intuitive
Invective prognostication prosthesis demonstrative
Retrospect innate residuals compete
Reliquiae requiem anecdotically surfeit
Aesthetic aphorism geomancy effete
Brusque macabre dementia replete
Perspicacious perseverance personification complete
Avaricious aegis vagary incite
Colloquialism jargon ideational delight
Prurient adage vernaculars insight
Apex crux axis matrix excite
Affluent opaque quintessential bight knight
Dichotomous epilogue :
Intuitive inherency , anachronism transpositional cogitations accrue
Torturously portentous intrinsically pervasive transitivities ensue
Consternating transient , verbose barratry verbiage brew
Viably salient venially mendacious veracities construe
Endemically aggressive encroachments , latent magniloquence review
Tenaciously intrepid divinatory futurity venerations imbue
Probitous aversion nominalism propensity derivations eschew
Intrinsically auspicious tortuously invasive transitivities blue
Anachronism transpositional , intuitive inherency cogitations ; adieu
Intangible instinct intrigue impetus
Cortex vortex vertex fastuous
Somatalogy cognition equilibrist meatus
Vertigo vestige vexation covetous
Haberdashery hauberk harangue inspection
Mystical silhouette sojourn direction
Perpetrate propinquity harbinger rejection
Fastuous fortuity forum election
Chiaroscuro chicanery gossamer convection
Metaphysical mystique’s rive declensions
Paphian kitsch kithe abstentions
Paltry panderings rife contentions
Horologist hackamore lapidary inventions
Soliloquous covertures manifest intentions
Noumenal ***** exsertion illuminate
Apropos ipso-facto aspersion relegate
Clairaudience taciturn subversion denigrate
Larceny lecher coercion expurgate
***** lewd beatitudes exonerate
Perpetude parameter incorporeity pervasions
Terminus thrall’s anathema correlations
Exegesis peroration imputation iterations
Ideational peripherals intimate evasions
Vituperative verve’s temerarious elations
Psychic reverie subterfuge decision
Astral projection transience derision
Exserted proximity phantasm incision
Machismo machinations elicit precision
Heredity heritage heresy revision
Edacious intransigent gamut phallus
Indispensably puissant barratry malice
Invariably imperative metaphor talus
Aorist actuator pseudopodia chalice
Altruistic egalitarian segregant palace
Allocution incursive objectify ostensible
Enamor allude ingratiation inimical
Infatuation allure emendation rhetorical
Cursive ***** raconteur allegorical
Amorous endear sycophant categorical
Inherently endemic anachronism political
Emendation propensity opulently diabolical
Surreptitious ethnicity epigraphy mimetical
Pompously bombastic flagrant inimical
Doughty nuance intrepidly maniacal
Obliquity euphenics intrados expound
Subjunctive ancillary subordinates confound
Ethereal euthenics ubiquity propound
Subservient adversarial repartee profound
Meritorious monocracy mendacity astound
Insidiously sinister incumbency abuse
Obstreperous imperatives obdurately retuse
Ominous omnipotent avarice deduce
Trajectory faction commensurately obtuse
Cornucopia critique sequesterously abstruse
Tyrannical ulterior ultimatum purvey
Adjunct conjunction conjecture portray
Evocative emulation connivance convey
Fulminate fuscous futurity relay
Cephalic phantasmagoria protuberant assay
Acuity educement propensity gesticulation
Preternatural proclivity tactile articulation
Eidetic mnemonics scenario prestidigitation
Transcendental accession ascentional avocation
Derisive subjective subordinance rumination
Apriori arbitration apostrophe sagacious
Predilection predication apomixis bodacious
Wonder lust itinerary transitively tenacious
Intrinsic affinity succinctly salacious
Prophylaxis protocol invasively ostentatious
Hypercritically mitigational dialectics felicity
Surreal serendipity dharma propensity
Supplicant sever hypotaxis intensity
Monogamously autonomic ostracism eccentricity
Evolutionally metamorphic rendition complicity
Insipidly vapid invective flatulence
Intangible ratification interdiction corpulence
Exigent viscid visceral virulence
Eradicably mingy minion truculence
Fortuitous refraction remission opulence
Ephemeral effulgence effluent projection
Accidence ambience acoustics confection
Recondite esoteric prosaics detection
Epistemology epithet equities correction
Erudite effusion existentialize affection
Arduous ardent amore egressed
Corporeal essence enigmatism caressed
Adrenergic analeptic fatidics confessed
A posteriori cartography tropism ******
Anaclitic analgesia anacrusis suppressed
Irascible audacity compunction astute
Rejuvenate remission remonstrance compute
Nocturnal emission repose dilute
Rendezvous rectitude recital refute
Remunerate resonant retort impute
Agnate nous monad prerogative
Suborn impedance numinous imperative
Adumbrate intimate obfuscation evocative
Extrapolation excursion incursion intuitive
Invective prognostication prosthesis demonstrative
Retrospect innate residuals compete
Reliquiae requiem anecdotically surfeit
Aesthetic aphorism geomancy effete
Brusque macabre dementia replete
Perspicacious perseverance personification complete
Avaricious aegis vagary incite
Colloquialism jargon ideational delight
Prurient adage vernaculars insight
Apex crux axis matrix excite
Affluent opaque quintessential bight knight
Dichotomous epilogue :
Intuitive inherency , anachronism transpositional cogitations accrue
Torturously portentous intrinsically pervasive transitivities ensue
Consternating transient , verbose barratry verbiage brew
Viably salient venially mendacious veracities construe
Endemically aggressive encroachments , latent magniloquence review
Tenaciously intrepid divinatory futurity venerations imbue
Probitous aversion nominalism propensity derivations eschew
Intrinsically auspicious tortuously invasive transitivities blue
Anachronism transpositional , intuitive inherency cogitations ; adieu
Mike T Minehan Nov 2012
Advice from Others
Mike T Minehan
Nov 2012
Whatever you do, keep smiling.
Be nice to everyone and stand up for your rights.
There are many paths to the top of the mountain
but few of them are on the map.
Keep running, never give up,
and watch out for the seriously weird.
Avoid psychopaths, if you can recognize them,
be polite to witches and warlocks, eschew cannibals,
beware of the hippopotamus in heat,
don’t drink the second bottle when dancing the Funky Chicken,
and only massage someone without
pimples or hairy legs.
Never give up and keep smiling.
It's a hard life, it's a beautiful world, life's a *****,
it's great to be alive, life is nasty, brutish and short,
don’t give up and keep smiling.
Everyone is a guru but ignorance is everywhere,
and don't mix hallucinogens with depressants.
If someone tells you that they're honest,
treat them with the greatest suspicion.
Live to the limits, we're only alive once,
and that's just as well, because
imagine if people you didn't like were immortal.
Keep smiling, never give up,
always hawk to windward,
and never leave your underpants or ******* behind.
Everyone's equal but only the strong survive,
especially when they take from the weak
because what you seize is what you get.
The meek shall inherit the earth,
but the earth that they inherit will be of
poor quality with no mineral deposits.
Party lots, work hard, never give up, and keep smiling.
Don't work so hard you don't enjoy yourself,
remember that the bird is on the wing,
then it falls off its perch and becomes
a miserable pile of feathers and feet.
The fast lane is the best lane
but it's very smooth and slippery
and there are no road rules.
Watch out for lawyers. Seriously.
They put the devil in the details
while their hand is in your wallet.
Everything comes to you if only you can wait,
but this takes too long.
Clean your teeth, obey authority,
except for arrogant *******,
and don't forget that love and pleasure are
most important, despite what anybody else says.
When you panic, other people will panic,
which is good, because
in this confusion, you can make your escape.
Mike T Minehan
Be nice to everyone and stand up for your rights.
There are many paths to the top of the mountain
but few of them are on the map.
Keep running, never give up,
and watch out for the seriously weird.
Avoid psychopaths, if you can recognize them,
be polite to witches and warlocks, eschew cannibals,
beware of the hippopotamus in heat,
don’t drink the second bottle when dancing the Funky Chicken,
and only massage someone without
pimples or hairy legs.
Never give up and keep smiling.
It's a hard life, it's a beautiful world, life's a *****,
it's great to be alive, life is nasty, brutish and short,
don’t give up and keep smiling.
Everyone is a guru but ignorance is everywhere,
and don't mix hallucinogens with depressants.
If someone tells you that they're honest,
treat them with the greatest suspicion.
Live to the limits, we're only alive once,
and that's just as well, because
imagine if people you didn't like were immortal.
Keep smiling, never give up,
always hawk to windward,
and never leave your underpants or ******* behind.
Everyone's equal but only the strong survive,
especially when they take from the weak
because what you seize is what you get.
The meek shall inherit the earth,
but the earth that they inherit will be of
poor quality with no mineral deposits.
Party lots, work hard, never give up, and keep smiling.
Don't work so hard you don't enjoy yourself,
remember that the bird is on the wing,
then it falls off its perch and becomes
a miserable pile of feathers and feet.
The fast lane is the best lane
but it's very smooth and slippery
and there are no road rules.
Watch out for lawyers. Seriously.
They put the devil in the details
while their hand is in your wallet.
Everything comes to you if only you can wait,
but this takes too long.
Clean your teeth, obey authority,
except for arrogant *******,
and don't forget that love and pleasure are
most important, despite what anybody else says.
When you panic, other people will panic,
which is good, because
in this confusion, you can make your escape.
Mike T Minehan
Mike T Minehan Oct 2012
Wanton Consonants
Mike T Minehan
Oct 2012
This is a poem to warn you of the licentiousness,
the lewdness, the lasciviousness and downright
wickedness of language, especially,
the evil consonants.
Consider, for example, the subtle sibilant 's', seemingly innocuous,
but the consonant first heard in ***.
And take the letter 'l', standing up *****,
the stiff one in this lustful alphabet.
All boys know about the upright 'l',
as in blind, which they'll go if they play with it
too much, double 'l', well, they'll end up in hell.
The consonant 'b' stands for ***, of course,
everyone knows 'b' for ***,
the bold, barefaced, brazen one,
or, on all fours, raised up, the buttocks form an 'm',
with an inverted 'v' between the legs.
And 'c'! 'C' stands for - for, no, no. I can't.
Let's just say 'c' is curled up, crafty, by the coccyx, where it lurks,
cramped and damp, hopefully curtailed.
And 'p'. Well, 'p' is 'p', just as bad as 's' 'h' with a 't'.
And what about 'f'? Don't worry, I'll give that one the flick, dead quick.
'f' starts a word that's totally perverted.
If you think I'll use the 'f' and add the 'c' 'k',
you'll have to wait another day.
Then contemplate spreadeagled 'x',
the final letter in the word of ***!
These consonants are wanton.
'W' has its legs up in the air. 'w' is wild and wet. Wicked, wicked.
'n' is bent over. Naughty, naughty!
And 'y', why, 'y's the legs together and the ***** area.
Also, be wary of people who like the 'g' spot in there a lot,
also those who roll their 'r's too much
and others who lash out with s and m.
'r' and 'g' and 's' and 'm' end up in ******!
I believe the higher incidence of ****** offence is due to the influence
of consonants. It's no coincidence. The evidence is that *******
is social as well as ******, of course,
and there's a preponderance of consonants in *******.
Such coitus should be interruptus
before these consonants totally corrupt us.
Now, the only course for moral rectitude
against such a sinful attitude with the grossest moral turpitude
is vigilance. With discipline and diligence,
we must become the moral militants
in the fight against the sibilants,
the awful incidence of decadence,
and the absence of innocence,
that's the evil consequence
of all the cunning consonants.
Otherwise incontinence with consonants
will be forever on our conscience!
Now. Think of every ***** word you can. This sin will be absolved in heaven!
Yes, ******* has five consonants, testicles has six and ******* seven!
Gynecological has eight, fresh spermatozoa ten and prosthetic devices eleven!
Repent! Repent! Redemption lies with you.
It's true! Think of it! If you eschew the consonants in all evil or ugly,
you'll be left with the purity of 'a', 'e', 'i' 'o' 'u'.
Mike T Minehan
the lewdness, the lasciviousness and downright
wickedness of language, especially,
the evil consonants.
Consider, for example, the subtle sibilant 's', seemingly innocuous,
but the consonant first heard in ***.
And take the letter 'l', standing up *****,
the stiff one in this lustful alphabet.
All boys know about the upright 'l',
as in blind, which they'll go if they play with it
too much, double 'l', well, they'll end up in hell.
The consonant 'b' stands for ***, of course,
everyone knows 'b' for ***,
the bold, barefaced, brazen one,
or, on all fours, raised up, the buttocks form an 'm',
with an inverted 'v' between the legs.
And 'c'! 'C' stands for - for, no, no. I can't.
Let's just say 'c' is curled up, crafty, by the coccyx, where it lurks,
cramped and damp, hopefully curtailed.
And 'p'. Well, 'p' is 'p', just as bad as 's' 'h' with a 't'.
And what about 'f'? Don't worry, I'll give that one the flick, dead quick.
'f' starts a word that's totally perverted.
If you think I'll use the 'f' and add the 'c' 'k',
you'll have to wait another day.
Then contemplate spreadeagled 'x',
the final letter in the word of ***!
These consonants are wanton.
'W' has its legs up in the air. 'w' is wild and wet. Wicked, wicked.
'n' is bent over. Naughty, naughty!
And 'y', why, 'y's the legs together and the ***** area.
Also, be wary of people who like the 'g' spot in there a lot,
also those who roll their 'r's too much
and others who lash out with s and m.
'r' and 'g' and 's' and 'm' end up in ******!
I believe the higher incidence of ****** offence is due to the influence
of consonants. It's no coincidence. The evidence is that *******
is social as well as ******, of course,
and there's a preponderance of consonants in *******.
Such coitus should be interruptus
before these consonants totally corrupt us.
Now, the only course for moral rectitude
against such a sinful attitude with the grossest moral turpitude
is vigilance. With discipline and diligence,
we must become the moral militants
in the fight against the sibilants,
the awful incidence of decadence,
and the absence of innocence,
that's the evil consequence
of all the cunning consonants.
Otherwise incontinence with consonants
will be forever on our conscience!
Now. Think of every ***** word you can. This sin will be absolved in heaven!
Yes, ******* has five consonants, testicles has six and ******* seven!
Gynecological has eight, fresh spermatozoa ten and prosthetic devices eleven!
Repent! Repent! Redemption lies with you.
It's true! Think of it! If you eschew the consonants in all evil or ugly,
you'll be left with the purity of 'a', 'e', 'i' 'o' 'u'.
Mike T Minehan
Yeah, I know. This is a very silly poem, and I have no idea when it came from. But sometimes I like visualizing language, and here I've visualized some of the alphabet instead...