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Studied poetry with Barry Spacks and Haydn Carruth, fiction with Raymond Carver. Works at Terrapin Station record store in far western Kentucky. Recently published in …
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writing is mostly survival
Poems
johnny georgy brown
Feb 2015
today, bob delahunty, was asked along to that HDU, to try and here the stories
of these many people who have been arguing about who is god, you see, there
is always, debates on who is more powerful that jesus, and who is jesus, and
when bob arrived, all the HDU, are arguing religious topics at each other till
their ears bleed, and bob didn’t know which way to turn, so, what bob did
is take them aside, first was ben teckerdid, who says his god, and bob said what makes
you god, buddy, ben said, well, i help people after i get drunk with them, my gift of the mandrunk
is to overdo helping people, and i end up here all the time, to reform everyone here, to
get this fucken place, closed down, then bob said, why that does make you GOD, ben
no, your just a crazy person, who likes to help, but you are not medicated right, in doing your deeds,
well, it passes the god test, but ben you are not the almighty one, and ben told bob to SHUT UP, singing
i know god is the devil, but the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
ben the devil and bobby poo
bob told ben to sit down and brought richard smith in, who believes he is the real jesus, and bob
was intrigued, why are you the real jesus, and richard said, because i can feel everyones pain
if you hit anyone, i feel it, and if i worked in a homeless shelter, i will get everyone inspired
cause, i am the real jesus, bob sat there laughing hitting himself with a rubber band, and richard
said, it doesn’t work like that, you see bob, i turned water into wine, i told moses to walk on water
i enjoy drinking wine, but i am a filthy little ****, i am jesus, cause, on inspection days in my flat
i can clean all day, to past the test, ooooh, i must be jesus, and bob said, ok, you have my vote
and richard said no bob, i am jesus christ, and not just to get out of here, either, I AM JESUS
and richard left saying, did you understand, as he left singing
god is the devil, and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
GOD, THE DEVIL, AND ****** BOB
the next patient also thought he was jesus, he was also the devil and god, because to him
he was religion, he lived for 323 years, and all his stories were written in his tent, but bob
thought straight away, WHAT A NUTJOB, he isn’t religion, he’s a clot, and his name was barney
and he lived near fred, and a woman named betty as his wife, and they worked on a dinosaur
and bob said, this guy has flipped his ****** marbles, that was a television show in thew 1970s
and barney said in his defense, no, it actually was the truth, barney helped fred, i helped fred
i am barney, and bob said, you are a shitzophrenic patient in the HDU, i don’t want to upset you
but the flintstones, never was real, in the way you explained it, ben and richard had better views
that you, buddy, and barney told bob to *******, and went away singing
god is the devil and the devil is bob, and barney is religion
god is the devil and the devil is bob and barney is religion
god is the devil and the devil is bob and barney, oh barney oh barney is religion
flintstones existed bobby delahunty
bob saw his last patient who said he was jesus christ and the devil, he saves people
but he also condemns people, ya know, puts people right all the time, bob thought
i don’t mess with you, mr, and he said he was jack flynn, i am 23, and i live and work
in a ****** neighbourhood, i never get any help from doctors and psych crews
and my only solace are my beliefs and writing them down on my computer
and i can save a lot of people, with the stories i wrote, buddy, ya know
bob asked, i understand that, but both jesus and the devil, and jack said
ummmmm, i am jesus, and there is no devil, good things happen bad things happen
the devil doesn’t control, and yeah, I, JESUS, MUST FORFILL MY DUTY TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM VIOLENCE
IN ANY SHAPE OR FORM, bob said, interesting, ok, and bob went away making sure
that each of these dellusionists take their medications cause even if they are, their crimes were wrong, ok
but, remember, they have a right to their beliefs, and bob went away singing
god is the devil, and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
GOD THE DEVIL AND BOB
bob went off thinking
god is the devil and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
GOD THE DEVIL AND BOB
of these many people who have been arguing about who is god, you see, there
is always, debates on who is more powerful that jesus, and who is jesus, and
when bob arrived, all the HDU, are arguing religious topics at each other till
their ears bleed, and bob didn’t know which way to turn, so, what bob did
is take them aside, first was ben teckerdid, who says his god, and bob said what makes
you god, buddy, ben said, well, i help people after i get drunk with them, my gift of the mandrunk
is to overdo helping people, and i end up here all the time, to reform everyone here, to
get this fucken place, closed down, then bob said, why that does make you GOD, ben
no, your just a crazy person, who likes to help, but you are not medicated right, in doing your deeds,
well, it passes the god test, but ben you are not the almighty one, and ben told bob to SHUT UP, singing
i know god is the devil, but the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
ben the devil and bobby poo
bob told ben to sit down and brought richard smith in, who believes he is the real jesus, and bob
was intrigued, why are you the real jesus, and richard said, because i can feel everyones pain
if you hit anyone, i feel it, and if i worked in a homeless shelter, i will get everyone inspired
cause, i am the real jesus, bob sat there laughing hitting himself with a rubber band, and richard
said, it doesn’t work like that, you see bob, i turned water into wine, i told moses to walk on water
i enjoy drinking wine, but i am a filthy little ****, i am jesus, cause, on inspection days in my flat
i can clean all day, to past the test, ooooh, i must be jesus, and bob said, ok, you have my vote
and richard said no bob, i am jesus christ, and not just to get out of here, either, I AM JESUS
and richard left saying, did you understand, as he left singing
god is the devil, and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
GOD, THE DEVIL, AND ****** BOB
the next patient also thought he was jesus, he was also the devil and god, because to him
he was religion, he lived for 323 years, and all his stories were written in his tent, but bob
thought straight away, WHAT A NUTJOB, he isn’t religion, he’s a clot, and his name was barney
and he lived near fred, and a woman named betty as his wife, and they worked on a dinosaur
and bob said, this guy has flipped his ****** marbles, that was a television show in thew 1970s
and barney said in his defense, no, it actually was the truth, barney helped fred, i helped fred
i am barney, and bob said, you are a shitzophrenic patient in the HDU, i don’t want to upset you
but the flintstones, never was real, in the way you explained it, ben and richard had better views
that you, buddy, and barney told bob to *******, and went away singing
god is the devil and the devil is bob, and barney is religion
god is the devil and the devil is bob and barney is religion
god is the devil and the devil is bob and barney, oh barney oh barney is religion
flintstones existed bobby delahunty
bob saw his last patient who said he was jesus christ and the devil, he saves people
but he also condemns people, ya know, puts people right all the time, bob thought
i don’t mess with you, mr, and he said he was jack flynn, i am 23, and i live and work
in a ****** neighbourhood, i never get any help from doctors and psych crews
and my only solace are my beliefs and writing them down on my computer
and i can save a lot of people, with the stories i wrote, buddy, ya know
bob asked, i understand that, but both jesus and the devil, and jack said
ummmmm, i am jesus, and there is no devil, good things happen bad things happen
the devil doesn’t control, and yeah, I, JESUS, MUST FORFILL MY DUTY TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM VIOLENCE
IN ANY SHAPE OR FORM, bob said, interesting, ok, and bob went away making sure
that each of these dellusionists take their medications cause even if they are, their crimes were wrong, ok
but, remember, they have a right to their beliefs, and bob went away singing
god is the devil, and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
GOD THE DEVIL AND BOB
bob went off thinking
god is the devil and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
GOD THE DEVIL AND BOB
johnny georgy brown
Feb 2015
god is the devil and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
GOD THE DEVIL AND BOB
today bob delahunty visits 3 ladies who preaches god to stop their sons from drinking
the first lady, really gets offended if her son turns off god, mind you, she lets him have
his own beliefs, but in saying that, when he makes jokes about religion, she gets really offended
and says, you should believe in god, god is the powerful being, god is the almighty saviour and
god will be there for you at every turn, and bob came in, and told this lady, that there are
possibilities that god is a myth, and you need your son to have his own beliefs and the lady
got offended for what bob said, and told bob, that god is up there looking over each of us
and i am trying to show my son, that god isn’t powerful, as such, but is a blessing to have
him watch over us, and bob said, you need to understand, religion is a touchy subject ya see
and the lady said your the devil, and she went away singing
god is the devil and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
GOD THE DEVIL AND BOB
the second lady keeps her 15 year old daughter locked up in the basement because she didn’t trust
the evil spirits around her, you see she hung around these two prostitutes, because they are terribly
nice to her, and her mother didn’t like what she is doing, so she bought these iron chains, to tie the devil
right out of her, and bob said, this is wrong, we must explain to this lady, that god will not condone this
and the lady said in her defines, my daughter hangs with devil people, and bob said, no, you are the devil
i am not saying what she is doing is rightt, but you make them sound good, and chaining your daughter
in your basement is definatlely the wrong solution for you to do, and the lady said to bob, i want my daughter
to understand what she is doing is wrong, she is disobeying gods commands, and until she understands
i have no excuse but to keep her chained in my basement, and bob hit her with a wooden spoon, not enough
to ****, just enough to rescue her daughter from her clutches, and after 2 hours, she got to her feet and said
where is my daughter, and bob said, i rescued her from you, and you need to understand that this was wrong
and the lady mumbled to herself saying
god is the devil and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
GOD THE DEVIL AND BOB
The third lady was a little old lady who loves knitting, but she has really bogus beliefs, you see to her anyone
who drinks, was the devil, and if her son went out drinking, she would get cranky with him, no matter what
age he was, you see she claims the devil was giving her the impression that her son is committing crimes
and behaving like a hooligan, and when her son, tries to speak up for himself, she goes QUIET, we need
our almighty GOD, to save you from the devil’s clutches and her son called bob in, because they can’t keep
going on like this, and bob came in to talk to the old lady, asking her, what makes you think that he is worshipping
the devil, you see it’s possible that he is out having a good time at the club drinking with mates, and the lady said
i was raised to think drinking was the work of the devil and when i think of what young people get up to now, no
i am doing the right thing, protecting my son from the evil drunks, no son of mine is parading around on the streets
like a hooligan and bob said, yeah but, i think he is being a man, to enjoy a few beers with family and the lady said
i don’t care, drinking is the work of the devil, and there is no doubt about it, and bob told her, you must understand
your son, and she said i don’t need to understand him, as she walked away singing
god is the devil and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
your the devil, bob, don’t deny it, buddy
god is the devil and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
GOD THE DEVIL AND THE ALMIGHTY BOB, to save everyone from delusions forever
god is the devil and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
GOD THE DEVIL AND BOB
today bob delahunty visits 3 ladies who preaches god to stop their sons from drinking
the first lady, really gets offended if her son turns off god, mind you, she lets him have
his own beliefs, but in saying that, when he makes jokes about religion, she gets really offended
and says, you should believe in god, god is the powerful being, god is the almighty saviour and
god will be there for you at every turn, and bob came in, and told this lady, that there are
possibilities that god is a myth, and you need your son to have his own beliefs and the lady
got offended for what bob said, and told bob, that god is up there looking over each of us
and i am trying to show my son, that god isn’t powerful, as such, but is a blessing to have
him watch over us, and bob said, you need to understand, religion is a touchy subject ya see
and the lady said your the devil, and she went away singing
god is the devil and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
GOD THE DEVIL AND BOB
the second lady keeps her 15 year old daughter locked up in the basement because she didn’t trust
the evil spirits around her, you see she hung around these two prostitutes, because they are terribly
nice to her, and her mother didn’t like what she is doing, so she bought these iron chains, to tie the devil
right out of her, and bob said, this is wrong, we must explain to this lady, that god will not condone this
and the lady said in her defines, my daughter hangs with devil people, and bob said, no, you are the devil
i am not saying what she is doing is rightt, but you make them sound good, and chaining your daughter
in your basement is definatlely the wrong solution for you to do, and the lady said to bob, i want my daughter
to understand what she is doing is wrong, she is disobeying gods commands, and until she understands
i have no excuse but to keep her chained in my basement, and bob hit her with a wooden spoon, not enough
to ****, just enough to rescue her daughter from her clutches, and after 2 hours, she got to her feet and said
where is my daughter, and bob said, i rescued her from you, and you need to understand that this was wrong
and the lady mumbled to herself saying
god is the devil and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
GOD THE DEVIL AND BOB
The third lady was a little old lady who loves knitting, but she has really bogus beliefs, you see to her anyone
who drinks, was the devil, and if her son went out drinking, she would get cranky with him, no matter what
age he was, you see she claims the devil was giving her the impression that her son is committing crimes
and behaving like a hooligan, and when her son, tries to speak up for himself, she goes QUIET, we need
our almighty GOD, to save you from the devil’s clutches and her son called bob in, because they can’t keep
going on like this, and bob came in to talk to the old lady, asking her, what makes you think that he is worshipping
the devil, you see it’s possible that he is out having a good time at the club drinking with mates, and the lady said
i was raised to think drinking was the work of the devil and when i think of what young people get up to now, no
i am doing the right thing, protecting my son from the evil drunks, no son of mine is parading around on the streets
like a hooligan and bob said, yeah but, i think he is being a man, to enjoy a few beers with family and the lady said
i don’t care, drinking is the work of the devil, and there is no doubt about it, and bob told her, you must understand
your son, and she said i don’t need to understand him, as she walked away singing
god is the devil and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
your the devil, bob, don’t deny it, buddy
god is the devil and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
GOD THE DEVIL AND THE ALMIGHTY BOB, to save everyone from delusions forever
johnny georgy brown
Feb 2015
you see bob delahunty, one da7y developed this website, where he takes people on quests
to find out whether or not really exists, and first stop was jerusealum, where he spoke to a rabbi,
and bob asked the question does GOD exist, and the rabbi said, i can be your saviour where
whenever you need any answers, i can show you, ok,
after that, bob went to the BUDDHIST temple in taibet, and the buddhist nuns said, god is just
a couple of easy answers, we need people to understand that the answer is to mend every blade of grass
and bob left thinking mmmmm interesting, and the muslims said, god, there is no god, but there is mohammad,
and he is the same, as this GOD, and bob went away singing
god is the devil and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
GOD, THE DEVIL, ANNNND BOB
the next part of bobs quest was going over to the catholic church and after 12 minutes of hearing the boring catholic morals
bob went over to the priest, how many children have you ****** today, and priest got offended in what bob asked, and through
bob outside, with the tune going, god is the devil and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
GOD, THE DEVIL, AND BOB
bob was kicked out of every religious place in the world, so he decided to gather some religious freaks, to form his own religion
going out on the underground to meet different religious people on the street, first was wendy sweeeeet lips who was a ****** by night
nun and helper of the poor by day, and she was nice to bob, ands bob said, i can get a decent **** out of this pretty lady, time and time again
and when the nun was asked to leave the catholic church despite her keeping the ****** bit to herself, she decided to join BOB, religion
by a man named bob, bob had this philosophy, no ugly wannabes, just **** legs and pretty faces
bob asked the ******-nun, do you think GOD exists, and they said, we don’t hate any religion, but, we hate catholics, because, their morals
are against our good work here, we don’t have a GOD, policy here, we are the face of the devil, but the devil brings happiness,
you know to angry *** crazed men, aren’t they needed to wipe off the angry look, and bob went away, who cares, and sang his song
god is the devil, and the devil is bob
god is the devil, and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
GOD THE DEVIL, WHO IS BOB
and bob said, who cares if i’m the devil
i don’t look at the symbol of jesus nailed to a cross being a symbol of peace
jesus exixts, but the way he is killed is the REAL DEVIL
BECAUSE, all together now
god is the devil, and the devil is bob
god is the devil, and the devil is bob
god is the devil, and the devil is bob
GOD, THE DEVIL, AND BOB
to find out whether or not really exists, and first stop was jerusealum, where he spoke to a rabbi,
and bob asked the question does GOD exist, and the rabbi said, i can be your saviour where
whenever you need any answers, i can show you, ok,
after that, bob went to the BUDDHIST temple in taibet, and the buddhist nuns said, god is just
a couple of easy answers, we need people to understand that the answer is to mend every blade of grass
and bob left thinking mmmmm interesting, and the muslims said, god, there is no god, but there is mohammad,
and he is the same, as this GOD, and bob went away singing
god is the devil and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
GOD, THE DEVIL, ANNNND BOB
the next part of bobs quest was going over to the catholic church and after 12 minutes of hearing the boring catholic morals
bob went over to the priest, how many children have you ****** today, and priest got offended in what bob asked, and through
bob outside, with the tune going, god is the devil and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
GOD, THE DEVIL, AND BOB
bob was kicked out of every religious place in the world, so he decided to gather some religious freaks, to form his own religion
going out on the underground to meet different religious people on the street, first was wendy sweeeeet lips who was a ****** by night
nun and helper of the poor by day, and she was nice to bob, ands bob said, i can get a decent **** out of this pretty lady, time and time again
and when the nun was asked to leave the catholic church despite her keeping the ****** bit to herself, she decided to join BOB, religion
by a man named bob, bob had this philosophy, no ugly wannabes, just **** legs and pretty faces
bob asked the ******-nun, do you think GOD exists, and they said, we don’t hate any religion, but, we hate catholics, because, their morals
are against our good work here, we don’t have a GOD, policy here, we are the face of the devil, but the devil brings happiness,
you know to angry *** crazed men, aren’t they needed to wipe off the angry look, and bob went away, who cares, and sang his song
god is the devil, and the devil is bob
god is the devil, and the devil is bob
god is the devil and the devil is bob
GOD THE DEVIL, WHO IS BOB
and bob said, who cares if i’m the devil
i don’t look at the symbol of jesus nailed to a cross being a symbol of peace
jesus exixts, but the way he is killed is the REAL DEVIL
BECAUSE, all together now
god is the devil, and the devil is bob
god is the devil, and the devil is bob
god is the devil, and the devil is bob
GOD, THE DEVIL, AND BOB