A dog sits on his bed
Lightly resting his head
The boy then shouts
The dog freaks out
"Don't do that!" His mother then said
There once was a man named Kate
And of course that name he did hate
So he changed it to Jane
A much manlyer name
But still Jane was Kate to his mates
Two of my limericks from a while back
(Because manlyer is totally a word)