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4.7k · Jun 2014
Shrek is love
I was only nine years old, I loved Shrek so much.
I pray to Shrek each night. "Shrek is love" I say, "Shrek is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a ******. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion
to Shrek. I called him a ****.
He hits me and sends me to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my *** cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my *******. It hurts so much,
but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my **** tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar as he fills my ****
with his love. My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says, "It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
969 · Jun 2014
The whispering eye (PUSSEY)
Oh your whispering eye
it makes me want to cry
when you *** in my eye
I want to die
oh my oh my
your sweet whispering eye
you rap me up with a tie
and spank me untill I sigh
I want to die
oh my oh my
lets all get high??
I wrote this and hope you love it put I lot effort into it thanks ;-*
#whispering eye
593 · Jun 2014
Look into my eyes.
Your eyes are getting heavy
You're getting sleepy,
Sleeeepy, sleeeepy.
Now repeat after me..
"I want to be your love slave".

I'd like to scuttle your puttle

Spiddle your paddle

Tickle your wickle

And twittle your taddle
Stroodle your doodle
Cromple your string

Brundle your strundle

And frondle your ding

Wear nothing, not even your bikini
I’ve spilled some gin on my ******.
I thought this uncouth,
So I’ve added hermouth,
How’d you like me to slip you a martini?
430 · Jun 2014
Roses are red violets are blue,
my **** is massive let me *******?
i love pusssey

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