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Jun 2014
Look into my eyes.
Your eyes are getting heavy
You're getting sleepy,
Sleeeepy, sleeeepy.
Now repeat after me..
"I want to be your love slave".

I'd like to scuttle your puttle

Spiddle your paddle

Tickle your wickle

And twittle your taddle
Stroodle your doodle
Cromple your string

Brundle your strundle

And frondle your ding

Wear nothing, not even your bikini
I’ve spilled some gin on my ******.
I thought this uncouth,
So I’ve added hermouth,
How’d you like me to slip you a martini?
Written by
Ryan daniel douglas
   Lior Gavra
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