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larry mintz Dec 2024
The Rose of Jericho is a grim plant,
The Spider Orchid leafs are a tumbled mess ,Looking at this plant where's the charm I confess ,
The Rose of Jericho’s leafs are dried ,gross not scant .
The rat tail cactus is foul to .behold,
It’s tail like tentacles  look like  spiky strips,
And string the leafs together use them for whips,
The cactus flowers are lovely I am told.
What flowers are awesome during the night?
The Evening primrose has a strong scent too,
The Moon flower is lovely to behold.
These flowers shine bright ;they do not need light  ,
This plant  has fatty acids ,good for you ,
This  flower blooms are spiral  I am told .
larry mintz Dec 2024
When doing math I feel despair,
I can not find the correct proof.
And my mind flies round in the air,
I go nuts and go through the roof.

What is the next step ,is it true ?
I can not find the correct proof.
Is it correct ? Great ! Wrong I’m *******,
I go nuts and go through the roof.

And lost steps are like a black hole,
I can not find the correct proof.
Time to put proof in toilet bowl ?
I go nuts and go through the roof.

My mind a puzzle with lost bits,
I can not find the correct proof.
I feel like a dried leaf  -no wits,
I go nuts and go through the roof.

I can not find the correct proof
And my mind flies round in the air
I go nuts and go through the roof
When doing math I feel despair
larry mintz Dec 2024
Christmas is like a grim moth -woe,
I had turkey meals at a church.
Make  holidays fine - need research,
Christmas is like a grim moth -woe.

I had turkey meals at a church,
Lots of folks.  you. aren’t alone.
I felt like the Grouch I   atoned,
I had turkey meals at a church.

Lots of folks.  you. aren’t alone,
And picky women are like moths.
Fly to the light -strong and not frauds,
Lots of folks.  you. aren’t alone.

And picky women are like moths,
holidays can fill you with cheer .
And pass the Bailey’s creme and beer,
And picky women are like moths.

Christmas is like a grim moth -woe,
Having turkey meals at a church.
Make  holidays fine - need research,
Christmas is like a grim moth woe.
larry mintz Dec 2024
I had  strong legs once long ago
I could pump over 100
They looked like stout pillars yah know
My best part ,I felt like a stud

I could pump over 100
I think women liked them the best
My best part ,I felt like a stud
My arms and head not so blessed

I think women liked them the best
I liked to wear shorts or jeans too
My arms and head not so blessed
My legs like stout **** poles ,ooh!

I liked to wear shorts or jeans too
I have a stump and one weak leg
My legs like stout **** poles ,ooh
I work  the good one enough said

I have a stump and one weak leg
They looked like stout pillars yah know
I work  the good one enough said
I had  strong legs once long ago
larry mintz Dec 2024
The animals are ***** and rutting
The plants are tall and green pollen breezy,
And mushrooms like tiny *****  jetting
The rolling Hills are pregnant not sleezy,
The lakes are *** -I try not to be cheezy.

The trees are ***** like a *******
The  trees ***** ready to gush -I state,
The hills are round and smooth,hard like a rock
The hills are pregnant with life,I dictate,
The soil is ***** black with life I reinstate breezy .
larry mintz Dec 2024
My dead are my friends of the past
One is Micheal who had red hair,
Other is Alan a freak beyond compare
My dead are my friends of the past.

One is Micheal who had red hair
Both decided to compare notes,
Micheal had striking anecdotes
One is Micheal who had red hair.

Both decided to compare notes
They were in Cafe 93,
The Honored dead  place of safety
Both decided to compare notes.

They were in Cafe 93
My dead are my friends of the past,
Thier  form gone but thier memory’s last
They were in Cafe 93.

My dead are my friends of the past
One is Micheal who had red hair,
Other is Alan a freak beyond compare
My dead are my friends of the past.
larry mintz Dec 2024
I see your pic and I am horrified
The way they killed you I feel mortified .
You look like  volcanic ash petrified you
You are certainly missed by loved ones too.
We  have families ,hopes and dreams to live out
If you were living you would be kin no doubt .
I blame the monstrous horrid Jews for your doom
Israel  needs to be put in a tomb.
I have zero pity for Zionists
This philosophy is full of holes and ****.
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