I like to worship Satan
who lives way down in hell,
and when he said "You'll be here too!"
I told him "Gosh, that's swell."
I like to worship Satan.
He's awfully sweet and kind,
and when he said "I want your soul!"
I told him "I don't mind."
I like to worship Satan
and take big guns to school
and open fire on my peers
cause Satan thinks it's cool.
Hail Satan!
Think that's silly? So is your religion.