I thought I saw Jesus
Walking down the road
His hair was long and flowing
and he was carrying a load
I rolled down my window
and opened up the door
And then I realized it was only
a homeless Troubadour

I can't seem to commit
to anything anymore
I'm even backing out
of my driveway

My dog threw a party last night
and invited all her friends
I was on pooper scooper duty
from the beginning to the end

The Dog Named Donald
left a present on the Capital steps
It will stink to high heaven
Until someone scoops up the mess

I was planning on having Monk Fish for dinner tonight
But it didn't want to be disturbed

I caught a cold last night
Just before it hit the ground
And stopped it from spreading
It's germs all around

President Tweety Bird
Up all night tweeting words
They are all quite lame
Because he has a bird brain