I have written the greatest Poem
the World has ever known
I put it in my back pocket
to no one it's been shown
One day I will share it
with the World anew
But until that time
this will have to do

My girlfriend called me up last night
from the other side of the bed
I told her she was being ridiculous
when she could just text instead

I wanted to go to India
to drink some tea
My wife told me we have some
in the pantry
It seems more reasonable
So I cancelled the trip
Now I'm enjoying it
Sip by Sip

President Donald Duck
The USA has run it's luck
He says he will bring us back
But all he'll do is quack & quack

I came upon the Beatles while walking in the woods
John and George were there and sounding good
They gave a wink and smile to me
I continued on my journey
and Let Them Be

All my friends had dates last night
All I had was a fig
but it was very sweet

He has fake hair
and fake secret plans
He speaks fake truth
nobody understands
He even does weird things with his hands
He won by accident
He is--The Fake President