I saw my dog last night
from nineteen seventy-five
she was adorable
and looked so alive
she gave me her paw
and did what I said
and then she went
and sat in her egg

Dust upon the dresser
Sweaters, shirts and leather-
Light sneaks by the door
Silence fills the silence
Like grass upon the green
Pillows, paints and paper
Now the time to dream
Dew drops on the sink
The toothpaste tube is pink
Like oranges in summer
Squeezed dry by the drummer

The Pope left for Memphis in the early dawn
He met Elvis and watched some ****
The King made them sandwiches
of peanut butter and banana
the Pope said this is even better
than my nights in Havana!

When I think of the next four years
My eyes fill up with tears
I hate to be so crass
But can we have a man-
And not an ***?

President-Elect Mickey Mouse
may soon be in the White House
What's a cat like me to do
but hope I get a chance to chew?

Eric Rohmer gave us Claire's Knee
and it's irresistible allure
Kristina's Thigh
is all that and more

I want to date Kristina Mladenovic
but she has no idea who I am
if she knew who I was
she would still have no interest
this is not encouraging
but one never knows...