The story of a Criminal Grandma
Not a good one
A crime spree old lady
One that is witty, Grandma Dynamite
An Old lady who robs and steals
She uses dynamite to explode
Stealing from banks
Never saying thanks
Even Police warrants her arrest
Grandma Dynamite has a way to contest
It’s all about steal
She doesn’t conceal
Grandma Dynamite follows through on her robbing desire
It’s dynamite acting like fire
Her voice always says,” STAND BACK”
She has a spreadsheet having a numerous criminal track
Grandma Dynamite might capture one’s heart from the start
Take it from Police, she knows how to make her mark
She gets what she steals
Dynamite becomes the Police ordeal
Grandma Dynamite is known around the world
Grandma Dynamite being a criminal celebrity
Explosions in the aftermath.

Journey and Following
Finding who I am
Reclining back in my Greyhound bus seat
My miles will be long
Keeping a travel log
Thinking on my life along the way
Scenery showing my past
Distance while
The impact that shall arise
Proceed needing a commitment
My Greyhound bus showing me the way
I know I will be ok
Destination straight and on target
Determined soul
The threshold
Journey on and observe
Expectancy becoming reality
Life’s learning moments
Knowing who I am and the will to fulfill.

It’s time for a sing along
Engage and feel the belong
When you feel down, just do a sing along
The holidays are about coming together in joy
Blessings to see
Don’t take it from me
Just observe and see
The Eggnog being right
Sugar and spice nice
Feel the Christmas love
All provided from above
Laughter breaking into cheer
You have entered the Christmas atmosphere
Cheers
Christmas preserver
Lifting my Eggnog glass to all
Hold the Christmas warmth near
Merry Christmas Cheer

Christmas snow in the air
Children singing and dancing with care
Snowball fights
The blanket of white glistening bright
Sleigh rides
Sparkle of joy provide
Hearts golden
Being young to olden
Christmas anticipation
Christmas glow
Glitter with all show
Dazzle of white with assorted color
Blessed being one lucky fella

Santa is tired being overweight
The mirror keeps showing for Heaven’s sake
Santa and fat
Kids can relate to that
Santa wants to transform into shape
He doesn’t want to resemble an ape
It’s exercise and lift weights
The motto, “NO PAIN NO GAIN”
Protein will be the intake
Training will be the partake
Nutritious meals
Clothing won’t be a conceal
Ms. Claus has organized his diet
Even Santa’s Reindeers will be healthy
Santa wants a healthy team, but not so extreme
Just lean and not mean
Lift and be strong
Longevity is where Santa wants to belong
The new Santa
Transformation at its best
Santa alone will be the one who can confess
Let’s see what the kids like best
Old Santa or new

Fireplace in Christmas flair
Christmas Cards hung with care
The warmth from the Fireplace
Winter winds surround all over the place
Christmas Tree all lit
Everything having the right fit
The reason for the season
Family and Friends among
Dazzled in Christmas delight
Christmas Front and Center in sight
Christmas Cheer
The feeling of Christmas throughout the atmosphere.

Permanent grave
Nestled under a maple Tree
My grave and me
Had a fulfilled life
Gave good advice
Went through numerous circumstances and situations
Received no appreciation
At peace
In Heaven at least
At ease
Don’t mourn nor cry
Don’t even try
This Soul is no more
I have been committed to the ground
Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust
Laid to rest
Forgotten Soul Forever