He laughed his final **** & farted his latest laugh, after entertaining worthless nurses of the medical staff. I ate corn dogs at the big baseball game, but without your ugly mug it just wasn't the same. I told your dear friends that you had suddenly died while giving ****** bucks a bucking-good ride. Your body was a body that garnered easy alliances, to folks laying away new G.E. appliances. You suffered alone from a disease of the brain that denied you the comfort of dying insane. I saw you grovel like Frank Sinatra before a mobster over a plate of fishy seafood that included Maine lobster. I saddled a horse and tightened my **** strap, kicked you in the left kidney and roostered a **** trap. Your feet are lovely and I respect you truly. I promised Charles Manson that I'd never treat you cruelly. I love you more intensely than Churchill loved Adolf ******, 'cause your high pressure washer made my sprayed *** sore. At the horse track I boozed shakily and bet some before drunkenly, with you, making my goose a wet one. While lounging on loungers in the camps of campers, I realized that I'd forgot to change yesterday's Pampers. My swollen feet & infected ****** gave me away as a man whose Bruce Jenner appeal marked him as gay. I tried to shake off the thirst I could not slake, by eating a lady bug, a kitten & a common black snake. My mind was failing, lifted from a roadside gutter, as I vomited gobs of grape jelly & Jiffy peanut butter. Women scare me, especially those who cross dress as pirates & truck-driving teamsters with teeth more or less. I never thought it sanitary to swim in a sanitary sewer as my vision dims and my days alive grow fewer. I held your paw while you were being examined, de-clawed & de-flead, your fleas smashed with a hammer. Please forgive me my coarse language, my exposed hairy shin, my lower hanging lug nut what led you to sin.