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Your sweet face is like a cloud in the night sky beclouded by other clouds. Your sweet ****** is like a small motorcycle zipping through the narrow alleys of an Italian city. Your **** is like a pocketful of love that was forgotten by angels a million years ago.
American women discard 898 trillion metric tons of plastic I.U.D.'s
every 4 seconds because they like to. There ain't no talking sense to
these raging, I.U.D.-discarding ****** no matter what you ever do.
Intrauterine device
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Copper IUD (Paragard T 380A)

Hormonal IUD (Mirena)
An intrauterine device (IUD or coil)[1] is a small, often T-shaped birth control device that is inserted into a woman's ****** to prevent pregnancy. IUDs are one form of long-acting reversible birth control.[2]
PEACE is an immune system that mercilessly kills pathogens, I say
Don't ever drink American beer before you work & before you play
because beer made dumb Bud wiser as it made straight Marvin gay,
after drainin' the abortionistically pus-white U.S. judge Hugo black
the old baby wipers put their infant-parade cavalcade into the attack
against baby-killin' lovers who'd soon get baby-killin' back on track
☰☰☰☰☰☰✈  WEB: The Mahmudiyah killings were the gang-**** and killing of 14-year-old Iraqi girl Abeer Qassim Hamza al-Janabi by United States Army soldiers on March 12, 2006, and the ****** of her family, in a house to the southwest of Yusufiyah, a village to the west of the town of Al-Mahmudiyah, Iraq. Charged with the crimes were five U.S. Army soldiers of the 502nd Infantry Regiment consisting of (I) SGT Paul E. Cortez, (II) SPC James P. Barker, (III) PFC Jesse V. Spielman, (IV) PFC Brian L. Howard, and (V) PFC Steven D. Green, whom the U.S. Army discharged before becoming aware of the crime. Abeer Qassim Hamza al-Janabi was ***** and murdered after her family consisting of her 34-year-old mother Fakhriyah Taha Muhsin, 45-year-old father Qasim Hamza Raheem, and six-year-old sister Hadeel Qasim Hamza were killed. Spielman and Green have been convicted and three others have pleaded guilty.
I dreamt a dream, a gloomy affair in which I begged my handlers to
let me see it. I dreamt a dream, in a goofy story but nobody'd let me
find it. I chastised everyone with recriminations and demanded that
they let me have it, because I shall not know till angels let me try it.
If you do not follow the script the script-writer will have to **** you
He will play the lonely broad-hating nut, but really it will be a coup
as unborn infants, burdensome babes, America β€œrighteously” aborts
Fear not witches as aborticide is a mother's right invented by courts
The fiction is that the impregnation of our women needs no cohorts
as it's the natural law law of land, that bench law inevitably distorts
Photography elongates legs & entirely removes battle scars & warts
Chickies 9-heads tall prove truth in advertisin' ain't what it purports
The ropy trails spanning blue horizons ain't what the media reports,
Query not Jax aerosolized army tanker jets 'cause T.V. offers sports
Most of the stuff Sam's Walmart peddles is ****** ***** imports,
as China builds factories in Wyoming, who'll be manning the forts?
Respectful people used to refer to constipation as being out of sorts
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Who owns CNN, NBC, MSN, FOX? Some facts...
So ya think we have a "free press" eh? Check out who owns who, and who owns what you think...

GENERAL ELECTRIC --(donated 1.1 million to GW Bush for his 2000 election campaign)

Television Holdings:
* NBC: includes 13 stations, 28% of US households.
* NBC Network News: The Today Show, Nightly News with Tom Brokaw, Meet the Press, Dateline NBC, NBC News at Sunrise.
* CNBC business television; MSNBC 24-hour cable and Internet news service (co-owned by NBC and Microsoft); Court TV (co-owned with Time Warner), Bravo (50%), A&E (25%), History Channel (25%).
The "MS" in MSNBC
means microsoft
The same Microsoft that donated 2.4 million to get GW bush elected.

Other Holdings:
* GE Consumer Electronics.
* GE Power Systems: produces turbines for nuclear reactors and power plants.
* GE Plastics: produces military hardware and nuclear power equipment.
* GE Transportation Systems: runs diesel and electric trains.
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WESTINGHOUSE / CBS INC.
Westinghouse Electric Company, part of the Nuclear Utilities Business Group of British Nuclear Fuels (BNFL)

Whose #1 on the Board of Directors? None other than:
Frank Carlucci (of the Carlyle Group) - Those who have seen Fahrenheit 911, or any other Bush-Investigation flick knows the Carlyle group well.

Television Holdings:
* CBS: includes 14 stations and over 200 affiliates in the US.
* CBS Network News: 60 minutes, 48 hours, CBS Evening News with Dan Rather, CBS Morning News, Up to the Minute.
* Country Music Television, The Nashville Network, 2 regional sports networks.
* Group W Satellite Communications.
Other Holdings:
* Westinghouse Electric Company: provides services to the nuclear power industry.
* Westinghouse Government Environmental Services Company: disposes of nuclear and hazardous wastes. Also operates 4 government-owned nuclear power plants in the US.
* Energy Systems: provides nuclear power plant design and maintenance.
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VIACOM INTERNATIONAL INC.
Television Holdings:
* Paramount Television, Spelling Television, MTV, VH-1, Showtime, The Movie Channel, UPN (joint owner), Nickelodeon, Comedy Central, Sundance Channel (joint owner), Flix.
* 20 major market US stations.
Media Holdings:
* Paramount Pictures, Paramount Home Video, Blockbuster Video, Famous Players Theatres, Paramount Parks.
* Simon & Schuster Publishing.

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DISNEY / ABC / CAP (donated 640 thousand to GW's 2000 campaign)
Television Holdings:
* ABC: includes 10 stations, 24% of US households.
* ABC Network News: Prime Time Live, Nightline, 20/20, Good Morning America.
* ESPN, Lifetime Television (50%), as well as minority holdings in A&E, History Channel and E!
* Disney Channel/Disney Television, Touchtone Television.
Media Holdings:
* Miramax, Touchtone Pictures.
* Magazines: Jane, Los Angeles Magazine, W, Discover.
* 3 music labels, 11 major local newspapers.
* Hyperion book publishers.
* Infoseek Internet search engine (43%).
Other Holdings:
* Sid R. Bass (major shares) crude oil and gas.
* All Disney Theme Parks, Walt Disney Cruise Lines.
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TIME-WARNER TBS - AOL (donated 1.6 million to GW's 2000 campaign)
America Online (AOL) acquired Time Warner–the largest merger in corporate history.
Television Holdings:
* CNN, HBO, Cinemax, TBS Superstation, Turner Network Television, Turner Classic Movies, Warner Brothers Television, Cartoon Network, Sega Channel, TNT, Comedy Central (50%), E! (49%), Court TV (50%). * Largest owner of cable systems in the US with an estimated 13 million subscribers.
Media Holdings:
* HBO Independent Productions, Warner Home Video, New Line Cinema, Castle Rock, ****** Tunes, Hanna-Barbera.
* Music: Atlantic, Elektra, Rhino, Sire, Warner Bros. Records, EMI, WEA, Sub Pop (distribution) = the world’s largest music company.
* 33 magazines including Time, Sports Illustrated, People, In Style, Fortune, Book of the Month Club, Entertainment Weekly, Life, DC Comics (50%), and MAD Magazine.
Other Holdings:
* Sports: The Atlanta Braves, The Atlanta Hawks, World Championship Wrestling.

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NEWS CORPORATION LTD. / FOX NETWORKS (Rupert Murdoch) (donations see bottom note)
Television Holdings:
* Fox Television: includes 22 stations, 50% of US households.
* Fox International: extensive worldwide cable and satellite networks include British Sky Broadcasting (40%); VOX, Germany (49.9%); Canal Fox, Latin America; FOXTEL, Australia (50%); STAR TV, Asia; IskyB, India; Bahasa Programming Ltd., Indonesia (50%); and News Broadcasting, Japan (80%).
* The Golf Channel (33%).
MEDIA HOLDINGS:
* Twentieth Century Fox, Fox Searchlight.
* 132 newspapers (113 in Australia alone) including the New York Post, the London Times and The Australian.
* 25 magazines including TV Guide and The Weekly Standard.
* HarperCollins books.
OTHER HOLDINGS:
* Sports: LA Dodgers, LA Kings, LA Lakers, National Rugby League.
* Ansett Australia airlines (Since bankrupt), Ansett New Zealand airlines.
* Rupert Murdoch: Board of Directors, Philip Morris (USA).

(Phillip Morris donated 2.9 million to George W Bush in 2000)

Gotta love the free press!!
Indians were warriors. They slaughtered those of neighboring tribes. They engaged in necromancy & cannibalism. β€œMy dinner bit me!!!” Was a commonplace complaint amongst these egalitarian stewards of the land.**



Wiki: Robert Joseph White (January 21, 1926 – September 16, 2010) was an American surgeon, best known for his head transplants on living monkeys.
Another full shift of doin' **** 'cause people don't read useless
government-bought books. Lard-*** librarians by the thousands
watch in amazement as their ***** expand little-by-little till
Doomsday, Armageddon, the Apocalypse or Judgement Day.
All mammals with penises are gendered-males, all mammals with vulvae are gendered-female, except in (exceedingly-rare) cases of hermaphroditism. "Non-binary" is coda for mental illness.ο»Ώ
We need guns to **** fascists because in America it's live free or die
& we need guns to **** pizza thugs demandin': "Give me your pie!"
I could **** you with 1 ton of dynamite!
That's all it would take.
BOOM!
You're dead.
Don't make me do it.
Don't make me **** you with 1 ton of dynamite!
I sense that you engage in troublingly-queer behavior with veterans
who eat from garbage cans like a million bearded Dave Lettermans
β€œAt the bottom of the finest menu is offered wren mignon, captain”
a crew man proffered, before his wife got pimped by Peter Lawford
When I *** red I know I ain't dead, just critically injured, like when
we chew fish I blush tomato-sauce reddish, not Australia-sky bluish
Only Holy God in Heaven knows who will be our next guy pope as
it may be a priest with a dish pan under him ******' Dawn dish soap
Only heady God of yonder knows who'll be the next deadly pope as
it may be a priest with a dish pan under him ******* on a ***** rope
Only SeΓ±or God from Heaven knows who'll be the best *** pope as
it may be a witch ******' into a dish washer, Tide dish-washing soap
instead of into a bale of dope, instead of over a rounded, gray *****
off San Juan Hill's *****, crushing Teddy Roosevelt & Myron Cope
Yes, and here's why: My wife is missing but D.N.A. samples don't prove that the blood on my clothing wasn't from an animal. I have money. Cell mates call me ******-rich. I can afford to pay for some of what I need and boy! I really need a lot! I wear a black negligee on my "secret" walks through parks in the wee, Jack-the-Ripper hours before dawn. I ain't never been successfully tried for murdering nobody and I never will! I'm a gentle fellow till YOU cross the line!
WHY DID JOHN LENNON HATE JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES SO MUCH? John Lennon was a complex man who enjoyed Japanese women and writing catchy songs for the Beatles. One day, in 1977, a young Jehovah's Witness approached him with a bag of money. Lennon grabbed the money and ran off into the night, never to be seen again. Three years later Yoko Ono (his wife) found him in Afghanistan living in a van down by the river. John was adamant about remaining where he was and threw raw carp at Yoko until she was covered by so many that her tail fins became inflamed. Emergency carp-woman surgery was performed, and her back legs were shortened. After 3 weeks she was in the water again, swimming with several dozen Japanese carp sisters. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, young Julian F. Lennon, Junior was infecting himself with genital ****** for some reason. Yoko blamed prime war minister Hideki Tojo, and everyone kissed everyone till they fell asleep, only to awaken 56 hours later in the future with no clothes on, on a beach somewhere in Haiti among many pocket-picking Negroes.
Go ahead and cry Teresa Teng look-alike in your moldy grass hut till your Taiwanese eyes swell completely shut because I'll be traveling north in the morning after the sun comes out with a bellyful of steamed brown rice and sautΓ©ed rainbow trout.
We must be hoodwinked & lured into demeaning one another through the dogmatic strictures of animalism/animalitarianism ("atheism") in order: to deny Spiritualism; to wage total war; to value animal life above human life; to commit clinician-assisted ****** by aborticide; to befoul the water with fluoride and pediatric serums with mercury; to becloud the air with aluminum oxide via military tanker jets; to burn tumorous growths with x-rays; to subject our hearts to allopathic diagnostics namely radioactive dyes & Adrenalin-based stress tests; to venerate amoral men.
These cells are primitive, dangerous, blank, and MUST be strictly contained. These cells are mutagenic. These pre-embryonic cells (or trophoblasts, "feeder cells") are identical to cells involved in the process of healing. Wherever the body is damaged healing must take place. The essential nutrient that kills errant (superfluous/unneeded) healing cells is the glycoside known as Amygdalin (B17). The modern Western diet is deficient in vitamin B17.
After utilizing a Russian ******* amputation kit, my ex-boyfriend Edward climbed the tallest mountain in Ohio with his ex-homosexual pal Marvin, whose testicles had been chewed off by a rabid antelope when he was 37. The weather was nice till a horrifying snow storm rolled in. "My testicles are freezing!" Ed exclaimed to the amazement of Marvin who didn't have any testicles either. Later, after consummating their mountainous friendship, God killed both of them.
Touch me like you mean it with your love-stick in the dark at the amusement park ~ Swing my door like my hinges aren't rusted while you lift your leg with 1 knee cap busted ~ Don't kiss me in front of my favorite chicken today because I'm not feeling kissable in a romantical way.
Touch me like you mean it with your love-stick in the dark at the amusement park ~ Swing my door like my hinges aren't rusted while you lift your leg with 1 knee cap busted ~ Don't kiss me in front of my favorite chicken today because I'm not feeling kissable in a romantical way...
Touch me like you mean it with your love-stick in the dark at the amusement park ~ Swing my door like my hinges aren't rusted while you lift your leg with 1 knee cap busted ~ Don't kiss me in front of my favorite chicken today because I'm not feeling kissable in a romantical way...ο»Ώ
Touch me like you mean it with your love-stick
in the dark at the amusement park
Swing my door like my hinges aren't rusted
while you lift your leg with 1 knee cap busted
Don't kiss me in front of my favorite chicken today
because I'm not feeling kissable in a romantical way
Touch me like you mean it with your love-stick in the dark at the amusement park ~ Swing my door like my hinges aren't rusted while you lift your leg with 1 knee cap busted ~ Don't kiss me in front of my favorite chicken today because I'm not feeling kissable in a romantical way...
Suckin' *** with Salem's Witch-Beaters (who're *****, picky eaters)
When it rains on witches my **** twitches like 15 nerves in stitches
When I beat rawΒ Β **** meat, dead on 2 feet, I'm mindful not to cheat

Long-Dead **** Architect Bruno Leon's Cold Christened Christus
[**** are victims of inappropriate work behavior in ****** places.]ο»Ώ
******* is corrupting, enzymical and in other ways.

The Raging African-American in All Men...Duwayne sat on a big mountain that overlooked his crib. His biotch was naked and dead. His homies were in jail. Duwayne had money that he had taken from his A.I.D.S.-infected mama's purse. Yesterday a baby squirrel fell from a tree. Duwayne ate it and then stole a car.
Anyhow, NO CHICK can stay angry with me because I'm more accommodatingly-docile than an unarmed *** maiden addicted to synthetical Lithium complex.  
   It was a friendly day today because Saipan wasn't under a typhoon watch. Wake up American Australians to enjoy a hearty breakfast that features pork products! A vegetarian, who wants to make it to 100, must supplement with desiccated liver pills as ***** meat is nutrient dense. Why is the Earth an immovable plane? Why is the moon semi-transparent? I'm endeavoring to spread good cheer cheerfully (light v. heavy, sciatica v. lumbago).
Puppies bounce on concrete surfaces because of their fuzzy fluffiness. They're much softer than horses, pups are, and easier to pasteurize. It rains a lot in Oregon. It rains a lot on Oregon, too. Oregonians groan too much from prickly heat that compounds the miserable V.D. that they implement to destroy the wholesome reputation, & crotch-cricket ****** vitality, of ultra-flitty Washingtonian lushes.
Before dogs there were only cats so people had to surgically make dogs out of cats. It was cruel and pointless. "Be patient," an old man told everyone in Honolulu, "because one day you'll see natural dogs coming at you from all directions." Of course this only scared a lot of people so they chopped his ******* off with a hatchet.
President Trump consistently does not wear wide leather neck ties with hand-painted Balinese dancers on them. What are President Trump's grievances with leather tanners & wide tie neck manufacturers & when is he going to bomb Bali?
A citizen can't *** (or micturate ) his way to the top (or apex), nor **** his way up (north) from the bottom (south) without making a mess. When your restaurant turns Mexican (or greaser) don't blame the Italians (or guineas, or greasers) as their bend (or perspicuity) is sound hedging what doesn't entail (or necessitate) curtailing the issuance of fiat (or devoid of intrinsic value) currency in crusades (or campaigns) financial (or economical).
A 15,000-year-old Kmart has been found under Walmart! It was a big surprise to Walmart's assistant garden department manager when he was taking a *** behind the dumpster and found portions of an ancient Kmart receipt poking up through the weeds. "I was just bleeding my lizard and all of a sudden I see a piece of paper from Kmart that was dated June 6 fifteen thousand years ago! I called my boyfriend over, who's a homosexual, and he verified what I just said and then we made passionate love in a greasy puddle for 10 minutes."
The waitress said: β€œI saw hundreds of colorized depictions of blood-poisoned feet when I was studying gangreneous conditions common to the tropics. But I'm older now, so I can't spend as much time on it.”
   β€œYes,” I said. β€œHow many eggs can I get for 14 dollars?”
WHEN KYLE ENTERED THE BEDROOM at 7 o'clock Betty's intestines tingled and became inflamed with passion. It was like a thorough ****-probe by a navy doctor. "Oh Kyle, if that's your real name, my romantic passion for you is so intense that I could rub the husks off a burlap sack of walnuts with my labials for you!" Betty intoned slavishly. "Of course my name's Kyle you dumb ****!" Kyle fired back uncaringly.
Urinate on a picnic table and mail it to Denver for a full reading.
With just 1 picnic table and 3 ounces of ***** we'll be able to
trace your ancestral lineage back before Eve trapped
Adam in a snake-crazy marriage.
Urinate on a picnic table and mail it to Denver for a full
reading. With just 1 picnic table and 3 ounces of *****
we'll be able to trace your ancestral lineage back be-
fore Eve trapped Adam in a snake-crazy marriage.
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My right eye's the green of green mold in the textural Textron mold
that was chosen by me to warp whorish women who ***** for free
The Anchimayen (in the mapudungun language, also spelled "AnchimallΓ©n" or "AnchimalguΓ©n" in Spanish) is a mythical creature in Mapuche mythology. Anchimayens are described as little creatures that take the form of small children, and can transform into fireball flying spheres that emit bright light. They are the servants of a kalku (a type of Mapuche sorcerer), and are created using the corpses of children.
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