Hornless couple looking for situation; one in which we won't be judged; one from which we may extricate ourselves at a moment's note; one by land—two by sea, oh yeah!!! It's a skittish/sickish position atop a fence bordering no place.

Carlos was a chinless, mealy-mouthed, thin-lipped lawn mower mechanic who enjoyed looking out windows and throwing rocks at ex-lesbians. "Someday I will go to America and fix lawn mowers for lots of money," he said in a foreign language to his cousin who was a foreign-language speaker. Several years after that he was killed by a Mack truck going 85-miles-per-hour. The End.

WEB: If regarded as a nation-state African Americans would represent the 14th largest economy in the world, and the largest nation on the African continent.

“We killed tens of thousands of American citizens, maybe  hundreds of thousands, with no due process whatever, in the Civil War, and it was the right thing to do.” — John Bolton

Hillary's a gay bull-****, every Afro-**** must know that Hillary's
after juicy, Afro-**** **** that is Afro-**** dark & Afro-**** low

I was tickling skinny nurses tackling an itching, bladder-gall power,
while my soft danglers bloomed as a twitching, madder-wall flower
or, as my Siamese pistils flowered in a *******, badder-ball shower
that was so gay & so hands-free, like shootin' students from a tower
Express myself? Where's my breast pump? Milk me dry in an hour,
but hurry, because Afro-Negroidal **** milk tends to quickly sour.

The drafty window closes, men age like wine, women age like milk
as death's for what bag boy sinners do, those who spin like spinners
spun from old Nepal's Samia catepillar that spins castor Eri-era silk

with our ******* dry
we pray to God a lot,
to force Staples to honor
the worthless warranties that we bought

with our ******* dry
we pray to God a lot,
to force Staples to honor
the worthless warranties that we bought

They were Christ religious and had many miracles. I grew up in Botswana as an only child with 32 brothers. At the age of 7 years old my mother died. I have terrible diseases that are making me die now. I will not live alive for longer. Please take my money from me. I trust you a lot forever. I am in Botswana. God bless me.

Before ******' ******* for free, see Madonna on a toilet takin' a ***

I am saving throbbing neighbor-love for a neighbor in Rhode Island
till she comes home laden with extra-X-****** oat groat rice canned

I was peeing in the woods like I always do when a grizzly bear appeared in front of me. I punched him in the leg and killed him.



⚡️ Drink & drive responsibly.

Tanya's gynecologist was romantic. He always brought flowers and
candy whenever he visited poor Tanya in the hospital. “I stopped in
town to buy red roses,” he said with a smile on his pocked face that
revealed a total absence of usable teeth. “Can you prove to me right
now that you're a female doctor?” Tanya asked suspiciously. “No,”
the doctor replied, hurt by her doubt. “You must!” Tanya screamed
in confusion. “Alright,” the perturbed doctor relented by taking off
“his” thong *******. “Your ***** is beautiful,” Tanya cooed loving-
ly as all of her doubts evaporated like Clorox on a Toyota trunk lid.

Straighten my buck teeth and give me a million dollars.
Straighten my dollar teeth and give me a million bucks.
Straighten out my sister as it is sure to be her first time.

You're so beautiful,
your hands & glands,
your eyes & thighs,
& long nose & 9 toes...
Hey, where's your 10th toe?

You're so beautiful,
your hands & glands,
your eyes & thighs,
& long nose & 9 toes,
Hey, where's your 10th toe?

I neglect to argue for the green hatred of your scabby, thumb stump
that asphixiates me even worser than your pork-lard-ham-**** ****
drenching Sheriff Taylor like the moistened crotch of Helen Crump
Cowboy boots **** like a ****'s cough because you need a goof ball
cowboy-boot-taking-off tool to take the ****-*** cowboy boots off
Often, while washing in the water fountain at Walmart, I remember
the **** Sam's Club baths that we took pre-Christmas in December
'cause you were a **** who was lost like a ****** in church, scared
of white folk, I combed your hairy tuft as it was harsh, gay research
that I undertook for a book to expose **** from crotch to arm crook
as it's bony calorifical fluxes that on filthy death-beds, ****-***** us
after luring us with stuff celebrating pustles of unstuffed duck's pus
we endeavor, open-scale, trans-bland infinity takes virtually forever
There are dietary things that you might do to up your sadly-low I.Q.
that don't entail hacking limbs off or making it with an ape in a zoo
or, that don't include lopping off horns or ******* chimps in a zoo
“Thanks ever so,” I said to the ½-white chick who took me into her
shack, “but I prefer my hot-****** ***** feverish & tarrishly black.”
Self-pity wasn't encouraged yet now it's applauded among the well-
fed & overly-fed who're self-righteously entitled & forever coddled
1 way to know that a pizza's gay is to run really fast when the pork-
flavored toppings are savagely ****-******* you up your reeking ***
Please deliver this toy posy to wild Oscar Wilde & poser-boy Bosie
in France after bein' ferried as **** likely homosexually married, or
in gay Paris after they are ferried as a couple homosexually married
they liked infectin' ***** with the venereal scrapes that they carried

You fondled me like a truck driver fondles his very long truck with*
*a graceful pleasantness remindful of frogs hopping out of red muck

The De **** Rags held their heads high. They were honest, diligent & fair. Mother Agnes raised her children by the golden rule. The De **** Rag children got their share of teasing & ribbing from class mates, as expected. No De **** Rag asked for special treatment. There was a period in the ****** history of revolutionary France when the De **** Rags were tossed aside, of course.

The De **** Rags held their heads high. They were honest, diligent & fair. Mother Agnes raised her children by the golden rule. The De **** Rag children got their share of teasing & ribbing from class mates, as expected. No De **** Rag asked for special treatment. There was a period in the ****** history of revolutionary France when the De **** Rags were tossed aside, of course.

The De **** Rags held their heads high. They were honest, diligent & fair. Mother Agnes raised her children by the golden rule. The De **** Rag children got their share of teasing & ribbing from class mates, as expected. No De **** Rag asked for special treatment. There was a period in the ****** history of revolutionary France when the De **** Rags were tossed aside, of course.

I spy a pile of jagged rocks by the kiddie pool & I ask, “Is throwing
rocks at rich, childless couples the folly of a *****-donating fool?”

When peace is declared, my mistress will put away her war nuggets
for good, because as she aches for a half foot of timber I will slip to
her my thrill-hammering, impregnating, baby-broth-squirting wood.

I was eating biscuits on the porch when a hag approached from the rear. She had lost her poodle and she wanted me to find it. I told her to ******* and I finished my biscuits.

cracks easier than a foot bone when a helmet slips around your throat, squeezing off clean oxygen till you crap out. I saw it happen to Evel Knievel when he wrecked into a parked bus under a ramp before he died.

“Please listen to my new romantic ballad: 'I Hate Everybody'!”
   “ ...'I Hate Everybody'? That doesn't sound romantic!”
   “It is the way I sing it.”
   “But how?”
   “I sing it softly without emphasizing the word hate.”
   “Yes, that would be the way to do it, I s'pose.”
   “It works best for everybody. Hate is such a
negative emotion. It destroys one from the core.”
   “Surely. Your beautiful ballad: 'I Hate Everybody,' will do
much I pray to heal those who have known and lost love.”
   “...'Shut Up or I'll Give You the Jeffrey Dahmer Treatment!'”
   “What?!”
   “That's my new song. It speaks to today's suicidal youth.”
“Thank God Jack Cousteau & plain Jane monkey **** Goodall have supported and worked for P.B.S.; W.H.O. & the U.N. These or-ganizations unabashedly support world govt., forced infanticide/ aborticide/sterilization, green zones, and depopulation.”
   “Don't forget F.E.M.A.!”
   “Hippies lead richly-mystical lives.”
   “The rise in autism is easily traced back to the rise in
the number of serums administered to our  newborns.”
   “This slippage in bra & girdle ensembles reflects poorly upon the ways of the Tao. I smite the enemies of international banking till they capitulate. No one can be taught who fights against learning.”
   “We must distinguish betwixt the poor & the gentry: the poor: hoard; the rich: stockpile. Let us remain steadfast and resolute; kind and caring. Our stems wilt, our leaves curl, our women struggle against  Lycra.”
   “God Bless you Abraham & Abbey Lincoln. Long live my bald patch. God, end diffusion & penury & restore calibration. Amen.”