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SEE WHAT REAL MEN ARE MADE OF at the autopsy exhibit. Food, fun and beer-swigging for all ticket-holders! Don't sit in the rain when you can be enjoying family-friendly Viet Cong-style executions! **** a ****** for mommy while large badgers claw at your entrails! Deep-throat a "big one" in a bread truck! ***** mysterious women with no clothes on! It's all for charity: Saint Jude's Cancer Torture Hospital!
Leaning back on this toilet, praying for a miracle, eating a gold fish
while controlling the more eager of ready broads is an age-old wish
as it's a gynecological lost cause to warm a menopausally-cold dish
Leaning back on this toilet, praying for a miracle, eating a gold fish
while controlling the more eager of ready broads is an age-old wish
as it's a gynecological lost cause to warm a menopausally-cold dish
Tammy, we'll live as individuals, not as congregants
to far-fetched, monkeyed philosophies.
ยฐยฐยฐยฐยฐยฐ
How can I go on?
You made me laugh
& when I needed a kidney,
you changed your name and
moved to Holland.
ยฐยฐยฐยฐยฐยฐ
ยฐยฐยฐยฐยฐยฐ
ON THE ROAD TO RETALIATION is transported milk through cat ducts. My swamp pit was pre-menstrually boggy, as we per-formed with kitty stylishly doggy. Me need linguistical instruction with outlining sentences in Urdu. I have many names. Indians know me as Moon Beam.
ON THE ROAD TO RETALIATION is transported milk through
cat ducts. My swamp pit was pre-menstrually boggy, as we
performed with kitty stylishly doggy. Me need linguistical
instruction with outlining sentences in Urdu. I have
many names. Indians know me as Moon Beam.
ON THE ROAD TO RETALIATION is transported milk through
cat ducts. My swamp pit was pre-menstrually boggy, as we
performed with kitty stylishly doggy. Me need linguistical
instruction with outlining sentences in Urdu. I have
many names. Indians know me as Moon Beam.
Onto my stump I rub expensive aloe vera stump cream
before and after swimming in an icy mountain stream
'cause I don't want to be on the stumpy jungle-rot team
Onto my stump I rub expensive aloe vera stump cream
before and after swimming in an icy mountain stream
'cause I don't want to be on the stumpy jungle-rot team
Just in case you want to sue let me correct failing parts of your face
with injectable botulism food poisoning & sand-based silicone glue
after I probe your ****** like an obstetrician whose patients are few
in number & big in faulty mitral valves that render normal lips blue
in number & big in prolapsed mitral valves that turn ready lips blue
on O.P.M., *****, oh *** hem, Opie stem, spiced in scale-red stew
cooked by nit-wits psychologically dim-witted by the Nancy School
way back when being that way was the way that kings chose to rule
as thrills evaporated in watery places & pushy ditzes had much pull
Just in case you want to sue let me correct failing parts of your face
with injectable botulism food poisoning & sand-based silicone glue
after I probe your ****** like an obstetrician whose patients are few
in number & big in faulty mitral valves that render normal lips blue
in number & big in prolapsed mitral valves that turn ready lips blue
on O.P.M., *****, oh *** hem, Opie stem, spiced in scale-red stew
cooked by nit-wits psychologically dim-witted by the Nancy School
way back when being that way was the way that kings chose to rule
as thrills evaporated in watery places & pushy ditzes had much pull
The most painful place to get a tattoo is Ormond Beach, Florida.*ย ย 

*Don't touch me! I just had Japanese breast implants.
Just in case you want to sue let me correct failing parts of your face
with injectable botulism food poisoning & sand-based silicone glue
after I probe your ****** like an obstetrician whose patients are few
in number & big in faulty mitral valves that render normal lips blue
in number & big in prolapsed mitral valves that turn ready lips blue
on O.P.M., *****, oh *** hem, Opie stem, spiced in scale-red stew
cooked by nit-wits psychologically dim-witted by the Nancy School
way back when being that way was the way that kings chose to rule
as thrills evaporated in watery places & pushy ditzes had much pull
Just in case you want to sue let me correct failing parts of your face
with injectable botulism food poisoning & sand-based silicone glue
after I probe your ****** like an obstetrician whose patients are few
in number & big in faulty mitral valves that render normal lips blue
in number & big in prolapsed mitral valves that turn ready lips blue
on O.P.M., *****, oh *** hem, Opie stem, spiced in scale-red stew
cooked by nit-wits psychologically dim-witted by the Nancy School
way back when being that way was the way that kings chose to rule
as thrills evaporated in watery places & pushy ditzes had much pull
Just in case you want to sue let me correct failing parts of your face
with injectable botulism food poisoning & sand-based silicone glue
after I probe your ****** like an obstetrician whose patients are few.
Just in case you want to sue let me correct failing parts of your face
with injectable botulism food poisoning & sand-based silicone glue
after I probe your ****** like an obstetrician whose patients are few
in number & big in faulty mitral valves that render normal lips blue
in number & big in prolapsed mitral valves that turn ready lips blue
on O.P.M., *****, oh *** hem, Opie stem, spiced in scale-red stew
cooked by nit-wits psychologically dim-witted by the Nancy School
way back when being that way was the way that kings chose to rule
as thrills evaporated in watery places & pushy ditzes had much pull
Just in case you want to sue, let me correct failing parts of your face
with injectable botulism food poisoning & sand-based silicone glue
after I probe your ****** like an obstetrician whose patients are few
in number & big in faulty mitral valves that render normal lips blue
๐—”๐—ป ๐—ผ๐—ฎ๐—ธ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ฎ ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜„๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ด๐˜‚๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ฎ๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ถ๐—ฟ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ด๐˜๐—ต. ๐—ช๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ป
๐—ฎ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜„๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐˜‚๐—ฝ, ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ผ๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜‚๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ผ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฑ
๐—ฏ๐˜† ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ด๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜๐˜€ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐˜„๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฑ, ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ
๐—ผ๐—ฎ๐—ธ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ฑ ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—บ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป ๐˜‚๐—ฝ ๐—ฏ๐˜† ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ผ๐˜๐˜€. ---ย ย ๐—”๐—ฒ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—ฝ
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HOW TO GET INVITED TO A PARTY WITH EXOTIC NAKED WOMEN ON AN ISLAND SOMEWHERE - First, make friends with a guy who knows lots of exotic naked women and also owns an island somewhere. Second, force him at gunpoint to invite you to his next party that's attended by exotic naked women. Third, go to the party. Don't forget to take your gun.
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Hey, dealinยญg & leading are anagrams, just like ginger and the N-word. Yes, I know. My father was a dipsomaniac which means he drank ***** uncontrollably till he got cirrhosis of the liver and crapped-out. How old was he? Old enough, I guess.
Junkies, demand that anti-pope Francis de-grease those greasy feet,
it is in the Bible, I know it, just as it is sinfully-bad to puke on meat
or pummel a pregnant woman, or sell sister to the Cuban navy fleet
or offer cookies to your pederast priest for catechismic trick or treat
Junkies, demand that anti-pope Francis de-grease those greasy feet,
it is in the Bible, I know it, just as it is sinfully-bad to puke on meat
or pummel a pregnant woman, or sell sister to the Cuban navy fleet
or offer cookies to your pederast priest for catechismic trick or treat
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FEDERAL EMERGENCY ADMINISTRATION PLAN SEVEN
ENTRY SIX - Several dozen prisoners were ex-government
perverts whom I'd have to keep a sharp eye on, although
they were likely harmless since being jacked-up on
"vaccines." The naked men were segregated for
easy dispensation as "hoods" and
"helmets" (uncircumcised
and circumcised).
They'd all be
guillotined
within
72 hours
regardless.
โ€œ๐—œ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฑ,โ€ ๐˜€๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—ฑ ๐—ต๐—ฒ, โ€œ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—น๐˜† ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜€ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—น๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ต ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜„๐˜€ ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ ๐—ช๐—ฎ๐˜๐˜€๐—ผ๐—ป, ๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ด๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜€ ๐—ถ๐˜ ๐—ฎ๐—น๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜†๐˜€ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—บ ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜€๐˜‚๐—ณ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜ ๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฎ...โ€ -- ๐—ฆ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—น๐—ผ๐—ฐ๐—ธ ๐—›๐—ผ๐—น๐—บ๐—ฒ๐˜€, ๐™๐™๐™š ๐˜ผ๐™™๐™ซ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ฉ๐™ช๐™ง๐™š ๐™ค๐™› ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™Ž๐™ฅ๐™š๐™˜๐™ ๐™ก๐™š๐™™ ๐˜ฝ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™™
โ€œ๐—œ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฑ,โ€ ๐˜€๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—ฑ ๐—ต๐—ฒ, โ€œ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—น๐˜† ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜€ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—น๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ต ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜„๐˜€ ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ ๐—ช๐—ฎ๐˜๐˜€๐—ผ๐—ป, ๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ด๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜€ ๐—ถ๐˜ ๐—ฎ๐—น๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜†๐˜€ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—บ ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜€๐˜‚๐—ณ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜ ๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฎ...โ€ -- ๐—ฆ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—น๐—ผ๐—ฐ๐—ธ ๐—›๐—ผ๐—น๐—บ๐—ฒ๐˜€, ๐™๐™๐™š ๐˜ผ๐™™๐™ซ๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ฉ๐™ช๐™ง๐™š ๐™ค๐™› ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™Ž๐™ฅ๐™š๐™˜๐™ ๐™ก๐™š๐™™ ๐˜ฝ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™™

Chapter 4: Ten Lifetimes of Lesbian Activity ~ Carla, I missed my period which proves that my lesbian impregnation is not impossible after all! Are you sure? Sure, I'm sure, you dumb, stunt-cucking maniac! Hey, back off! You're the lesbian, not me! Sorry!

Chapter 5: Carla, I've miscarried! ~ Our lesbian baby is dead. Who told you? The doctor. He speaks in several foreign languages all at once and he told me in Romanian, or Italian, that the baby's dead. What will you do? Well, I have a Romanian language class at 2. After that I'm going to take a dog tranquilizer.
๐—™๐˜‚๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ป๐˜‚๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ฟ๐˜‚๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ก๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐˜๐—ต ๐——๐—ฎ๐—ธ๐—ผ๐˜๐—ฎ! ๐—Ÿ๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ธ ๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐˜† ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฑ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ก๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฎ ๐—ฆ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ฎ: ๐—ฟ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—น ๐—ป๐˜‚๐—ฑ๐—ฒ, ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜€ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐˜€ ๐—ฑ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜€, ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜ ๐—ฑ๐—ผ๐—ด๐˜€ ๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜๐˜€ ๐—ผ๐—ป, ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ฝ๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ฐ ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ ๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต ๐—ฎ ๐—ฐ๐—น๐—ผ๐˜๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—น๐—ผ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐˜† ๐˜„๐—ถ๐—น๐—น ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ฒ!
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