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SEE WHAT REAL MEN ARE MADE OF at the autopsy exhibit. Food, fun and beer-swigging for all ticket-holders! Don't sit in the rain when you can be enjoying family-friendly Viet Cong-style executions! **** a ****** for mommy while large badgers claw at your entrails! Deep-throat a "big one" in a bread truck! ***** mysterious women with no clothes on! It's all for charity: Saint Jude's Cancer Torture Hospital!
SEE WHAT REAL MEN ARE MADE OF at the autopsy exhibit. Food,
fun and beer-swigging for all ticket-holders! Don't sit in the rain when
you can be enjoying family-friendly Viet Cong-style executions! **** a
****** for mommy while large badgers claw at your entrails! Deep-
throat a "big one" in a bread truck! ***** mysterious women with no
clothes on! It's all for charity: Saint Jude's Cancer Torture Hospital!
Leaning back on this toilet, praying for a miracle, eating a gold fish
while controlling the more eager of ready broads is an age-old wish
as it's a gynecological lost cause to warm a menopausally-cold dish
The in-bed birth of Fred Buttsworth: Fred's dead I see at 93. He had
a wife in Australia who loved to dance until Fred took her from her
dad's frog farm in the God-forsaken reaches of V.D.-ridden France.
Frederick James Buttsworth (29 May 1927 โ€“ 12 May 2021) was an Australian rules footballer who played for West Perth in the Western Australian National Football League (WANFL) and briefly for Essendon in the Victorian Football League (VFL). He was the younger brother of footballer Wally Buttsworth.[2]
Leaning back on this toilet, praying for a miracle, eating a gold fish
while controlling the more eager of ready broads is an age-old wish
as it's a gynecological lost cause to warm a menopausally-cold dish
Live as an individual and not as a congregant
to a far-fetched, monkeyed philosophy.
Tammy, we'll live as individuals, not as congregants
to far-fetched, monkeyed philosophies.
Tammy, we'll live as individuals, not as congregants*
*to far-fetched, monkeyed philosophies.
ยฐยฐยฐยฐยฐยฐ
How can I go on?
You made me laugh
& when I needed a kidney,
you changed your name and
moved to Holland.
ยฐยฐยฐยฐยฐยฐ
ยฐยฐยฐยฐยฐยฐ
ยฐยฐยฐยฐยฐยฐ
How can I go on?
You made me laugh
& when I needed a kidney,
you changed your name and
moved to Holland.
ยฐยฐยฐยฐยฐยฐ
ยฐยฐยฐยฐยฐยฐ
How can I go on?
You made me laugh
& when I needed a kidney,
you changed your name and
moved to Holland.
ยฐยฐยฐยฐยฐยฐ
ยฐยฐยฐยฐยฐยฐ
ยฐยฐยฐยฐยฐยฐ
How can I go on?
You made me laugh
& when I needed a kidney,
you changed your name and
moved to Holland.
ยฐยฐยฐยฐยฐยฐ
ยฐยฐยฐยฐยฐยฐ
ยฐยฐยฐยฐยฐยฐ
How can I go on?
You made me laugh
& when I needed a kidney,
you changed your name and
moved to Holland.
ยฐยฐยฐยฐยฐยฐ
ยฐยฐยฐยฐยฐยฐ
ON THE ROAD TO RETALIATION is transported milk through
cat ducts. My swamp pit was pre-menstrually boggy, as we
performed with kitty stylishly doggy. Me need linguistical
instruction with outlining sentences in Urdu. I have
many names. Indians know me as Moon Beam.
ON THE ROAD TO RETALIATION is transported milk through cat ducts. My swamp pit was pre-menstrually boggy, as we per-formed with kitty stylishly doggy. Me need linguistical instruction with outlining sentences in Urdu. I have many names. Indians know me as Moon Beam.
ON THE ROAD TO RETALIATION is transported milk through
cat ducts. My swamp pit was pre-menstrually boggy, as we
performed with kitty stylishly doggy. Me need linguistical
instruction with outlining sentences in Urdu. I have
many names. Indians know me as Moon Beam.
โšชโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€
โšชโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€
โ—„โ—„โ €โ–โ– โ €โ–บโ–บโ €โ € โ € 0:00 / 3:46 โ € โ”€โ”€โ”€โ—‹ ๐Ÿ”Šโ € แดดแดฐ โš™ โ โŠโА
The night that my teeth were stolen. I woke up and they were gone. There was a lot of blood on the sheets. I called the police and told them and they asked: โ€œDid they steal your genitals too?โ€ to which I answered, โ€œI don't have genitals.โ€
Onto my stump I rub expensive aloe vera stump cream
before and after swimming in an icy mountain stream
'cause I don't want to be on the stumpy jungle-rot team
Onto my stump I rub expensive aloe vera stump cream
before and after swimming in an icy mountain stream
'cause I don't want to be on the stumpy jungle-rot team
Onto my stump I rub expensive aloe vera stump cream
before and after swimming in an icy mountain stream
'cause I don't want to be on the stumpy jungle-rot team
Just in case you want to sue let me correct failing parts of your face
with injectable botulism food poisoning & sand-based silicone glue
after I probe your ****** like an obstetrician whose patients are few
in number & big in faulty mitral valves that render normal lips blue
in number & big in prolapsed mitral valves that turn ready lips blue
on O.P.M., *****, oh *** hem, Opie stem, spiced in scale-red stew
cooked by nit-wits psychologically dim-witted by the Nancy School
way back when being that way was the way that kings chose to rule
as thrills evaporated in watery places & pushy ditzes had much pull
Just in case you want to sue let me correct failing parts of your face
with injectable botulism food poisoning & sand-based silicone glue
after I probe your ****** like an obstetrician whose patients are few
in number & big in faulty mitral valves that render normal lips blue
in number & big in prolapsed mitral valves that turn ready lips blue
on O.P.M., *****, oh *** hem, Opie stem, spiced in scale-red stew
cooked by nit-wits psychologically dim-witted by the Nancy School
way back when being that way was the way that kings chose to rule
as thrills evaporated in watery places & pushy ditzes had much pull
Just in case you want to sue let me correct failing parts of your face
with injectable botulism food poisoning & sand-based silicone glue
after I probe your ****** like an obstetrician whose patients are few
in number & big in faulty mitral valves that render normal lips blue
in number & big in prolapsed mitral valves that turn ready lips blue
on O.P.M., *****, oh *** hem, Opie stem, spiced in scale-red stew
cooked by nit-wits psychologically dim-witted by the Nancy School
way back when being that way was the way that kings chose to rule
as thrills evaporated in watery places & pushy ditzes had much pull
Just in case you want to sue let me correct failing parts of your face
with injectable botulism food poisoning & sand-based silicone glue
after I probe your ****** like an obstetrician whose patients are few
in number & big in faulty mitral valves that render normal lips blue
in number & big in prolapsed mitral valves that turn ready lips blue
on O.P.M., *****, oh *** hem, Opie stem, spiced in scale-red stew
cooked by nit-wits psychologically dim-witted by the Nancy School
way back when being that way was the way that kings chose to rule
as thrills evaporated in watery places & pushy ditzes had much pull
Just in case you want to sue let me correct failing parts of your face
with injectable botulism food poisoning & sand-based silicone glue
after I probe your ****** like an obstetrician whose patients are few.
The most painful place to get a tattoo is Ormond Beach, Florida.*ย ย 

*Don't touch me! I just had Japanese breast implants.
Just in case you want to sue let me correct failing parts of your face
with injectable botulism food poisoning & sand-based silicone glue
after I probe your ****** like an obstetrician whose patients are few
in number & big in faulty mitral valves that render normal lips blue
in number & big in prolapsed mitral valves that turn ready lips blue
on O.P.M., *****, oh *** hem, Opie stem, spiced in scale-red stew
cooked by nit-wits psychologically dim-witted by the Nancy School
way back when being that way was the way that kings chose to rule
as thrills evaporated in watery places & pushy ditzes had much pull
Just in case you want to sue let me correct failing parts of your face
with injectable botulism food poisoning & sand-based silicone glue
after I probe your ****** like an obstetrician whose patients are few
in number & big in faulty mitral valves that render normal lips blue
in number & big in prolapsed mitral valves that turn ready lips blue
on O.P.M., *****, oh *** hem, Opie stem, spiced in scale-red stew
cooked by nit-wits psychologically dim-witted by the Nancy School
way back when being that way was the way that kings chose to rule
as thrills evaporated in watery places & pushy ditzes had much pull
Just in case you want to sue let me correct failing parts of your face
with injectable botulism food poisoning & sand-based silicone glue
after I probe your ****** like an obstetrician whose patients are few
in number & big in faulty mitral valves that render normal lips blue
in number & big in prolapsed mitral valves that turn ready lips blue
on O.P.M., *****, oh *** hem, Opie stem, spiced in scale-red stew
cooked by nit-wits psychologically dim-witted by the Nancy School
way back when being that way was the way that kings chose to rule
as thrills evaporated in watery places & pushy ditzes had much pull
Just in case you want to sue let me correct failing parts of your face
with injectable botulism food poisoning & sand-based silicone glue
after I probe your ****** like an obstetrician whose patients are few.
Just in case you want to sue, let me correct failing parts of your face
with injectable botulism food poisoning & sand-based silicone glue
after I probe your ****** like an obstetrician whose patients are few
in number & big in faulty mitral valves that render normal lips blue
๐—”๐—ป ๐—ผ๐—ฎ๐—ธ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ฎ ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜„๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ด๐˜‚๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ฎ๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ถ๐—ฟ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ด๐˜๐—ต. ๐—ช๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ป
๐—ฎ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜„๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐˜‚๐—ฝ, ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ผ๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜‚๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ผ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฑ
๐—ฏ๐˜† ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ด๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜๐˜€ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐˜„๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฑ, ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ
๐—ผ๐—ฎ๐—ธ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ฑ ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—บ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ป ๐˜‚๐—ฝ ๐—ฏ๐˜† ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ผ๐˜๐˜€. ---ย ย ๐—”๐—ฒ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—ฝ
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Paul loved his sausage-making kit that was a Brothers' Day gift from his mother. She loved him so much and wanted him to have home-made sausages a lot whenever he was in the mood. "Mother, without sausages we would have no one but suicidal farmers to shuck the jive with!" Paul exclaimed in a voice that was loud, yet tender; shrill, yet soothing; cold yet tepid. "Yes son, you are the image of your father who possessed the ultimate power of 25 teamsters and 3 bowling alley lane polishers." Later, there was a terrifyingly horrid explosion at the ex-lesbian laundromat on **** Avenue, not the ex-lesbian laundromat on ***** Street. Thank God!
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ABBA JOURNAL ENTRY Q-72: I felt like the dancing queen in Abba's horrible song about a 17-year-old woman who dances a lot. Mom summarized the situation with: "Pretty ******-up ****....like a **** in a jar of pickles." Well, that was then, many years ago. Now it's time to get serious about alligator wrestling and getting the most expensive cobra tattoo across my fat *** ever.
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Hey, dealinยญg & leading are anagrams, just like ginger and the N-word. Yes, I know. My father was a dipsomaniac which means he drank ***** uncontrollably till he got cirrhosis of the liver and crapped-out. How old was he? Old enough, I guess.
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WE BURIED THE MISGIVINGS of Miss Givings and her corpse under God's flat Earth a week ago last Tuesday before hell erupted and Mister Peanut went nuts from the inflammatory factors associated with tainted fat causing gangrenous butts.
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