WEB: The Mahmudiyah killings were the gang-**** and killing of 14-year-old Iraqi girl Abeer Qassim Hamza al-Janabi by United States Army soldiers on March 12, 2006, and the ****** of her family, in a house to the southwest of Yusufiyah, a village to the west of the town of Al-Mahmudiyah, Iraq. Charged with the crimes were five U.S. Army soldiers of the 502nd Infantry Regiment consisting of (I) SGT Paul E. Cortez, (II) SPC James P. Barker, (III) PFC Jesse V. Spielman, (IV) PFC Brian L. Howard, and (V) PFC Steven D. Green, whom the U.S. Army discharged before becoming aware of the crime. Abeer Qassim Hamza al-Janabi was ***** and murdered after her family consisting of her 34-year-old mother Fakhriyah Taha Muhsin, 45-year-old father Qasim Hamza Raheem, and six-year-old sister Hadeel Qasim Hamza were killed. Spielman and Green have been convicted and three others have pleaded guilty.

It remains the heaviest, steel-toed shoe, on target, I threw and it is a
heart-breakingly horrible pity if she is pretty, especially if she's you
“How's every little thing?” I asked the grey corpse of X-princess Di
to which she gurgled, as her blue blood was caked dry, “Okay now,
but earlier a gang of Obama's ******* spit on me as they limped by”
And suddenly my testicles went numb just after I turned 30 & I had
to call a waitress over 'cause my concubine's salad fork was so *****
from wild-bird **** shat by a wild bird that the waitresses call Birdy
It's midway between pitched darkness & Pollyanna that I reside, for
I ain't been completely made loony by Katie Couric's gay menticide
It's not the only heavy shoe I threw because she's pretty if she's you
She's pretty if she's you, no matter the great heft of the thrown shoe
What's your color, pig-**** Edward Teller? I am albino transluscent
in Rickover's attic & black as an opal in my big French wine cellar.
Like a ***** on morphine I will scratch your eyes out soon forever,
until I'm done with that & then it's onto a free food-stamp endeavor
that roughens up the horns of French boars hung like honkies never

You hid it 'cause I can't find it every elsewhere a package for string
this catastrophe that threatens tragedy above the tryst below a fling
With cords knotted tightly around something tumorous I won't sing
It is the chlorine that cancels detergent in that electric washer thing
beneath cellar steps that David Niven's wife fell down while hiding
I lost her you found her, it's a dollar for riding plus a fee for finding
all broads blinded to inequity and to chick Nazis' unguided guiding
Oh Lord with such ease the slippery have slid into slipshod sliding!
The frailties of free men're exploited by N.S.A.'s jingoistic deriding
General Ike exposed the military-industrial-congressional complex
which strikes against the citizenry by venomous rattle snake reflex
faster than a dope-crazy Marilyn Monroe could reach for a Kleenex
thru curvatures in a third-dimensional, spatially-pornographic helix
that approximated the Mexi-milkers of actriz: la doña María Félix
rutting elephants in musth must respect advisory: kneel-harm-****,
to honor the moon-hoaxing memory of chronic liar Neil Armstrong
as obviously for **** Rosie O'Donnell her gay meal alarm's wrong
Johns familiarized themselves with Lillian Russell by buyin' ** Lil
as masochists meet masochistic needs with movies of Ryan O'Neal
Sadists satiate sadistic surges sharing sermons sold Séamus Ó Néill
& beheld-redemptive pleasures for patrons of free mass soul appeal
I'm nailed in my sub-par carpentry by all do-gooders of the nail ban
to the point where I'm willing to mail my big sister to the mail man
who's part & parcel of a mail-fraud plot & brother's can't-fail plan
Escaped & uncaught I will be no prison monkey's cell-mate-jail-fan
'Cause shorts clothe Richard Simmons' lard *** he has a pale can as
oil-from-rock Daniel's been given the pétrole epithet Ol' Shale Dan
Latino block & cinder create distortive Hispano-Américano rubble
'cause stirring up spics & greasy wetbacks invites N.C.L.R. trouble
Stand back anti-pope as I am about to burst your pederastic bubble!
Your egg-shell-thick pate's no match for a black jack as this club'll
smash its way thru cardinals, reverends, ministers, priests & dukes
to make cream taste like ***** and turn cake into what a dog pukes
Under U.S./Euro socialism there'll be no guy who's a young codger
and popular forenames will be banned including Preston and Roger
Trans-national entities whip horse dung into curdled cottage cheese
while denying rescue inhalers to asthmatics enjoying a bad wheeze
so as to avail publicly purpled aureolae of ready women who tease
Now is the time to release the promised South American killer bees
as the hour's passed to exact vengeance for a beheaded Robert Lees
Mafiosos contract that Joseph Valachi-types be capped at the knees
then hanged by their what's-her-names from il duce poles and trees
in such a fashion that'll tighten the ropes by cough, belch or sneeze
Long legs, wrong eggs, strong pegs, King Kong begs with a song of kegs
Let us dog dealers of wieners & corporate schemers: those 2-bit reamers
extend a left leg into the sacred space of my right one for time remaining
It's easy to harp on topics commiserate with crap profitably entertaining
A man who courts dogs & a court manned by dogs quibbles over kibble
Dogs devoid of canine teeth are not as happy to gnaw and to nibble
The Arc of the Covenant bestowed ancient promises metaphysical
shedding cockroach-scattering illumination that set courses tragical
on a populace & citizenry that were more attuned to an era magical
Before Zionistic Elders prepared an Order within cabals strategical
Beneath plum sunsets & catchy maladies that deafened folks lyrical
“Turn me on dead man” the Beatles backwardly warbled mystically
as the means and the method to sexcite vampresses gynecologically
For all shoulder-locked movements sway men anthropomorphically
Let us seek bi-lesbians who fear concerted opposition diametrically
as their prized packages remain barren, as they spawn ineffectually
Sappho's ovarian host pouch is barren as ***** meld ineffectually
as Western, Fallopian-tubed freakazoids are ****-probed habitually
Sapphic ovarian balloons shrink when hens ******* reciprocally
On Pearl Harbor Loch a false flag blackened Mister Moto's beacon
by shadowy, white manipulators under a U.S. sinister, proto-deacon
who, as a cousin-marrying-pipe-******* *******, emulated Lincoln,
the war-loving queer who went above & beyond his task to weaken
the will of sovereign states to sustain free-market economic health,
by exacting confiscatory taxes resulting in punishing capital wealth
The Beatles were creatures of M.K. Ultra's institution at Tavistock,
groomed as constructs to transmogrify youth into an immoral block
lost to a shocking future as shown by Alvin Toffler in Future Shock
whereas nothing can help us from taking an epidemiological knock
by Mao a la Trotsky, a la starvation wages via phony-baloney stock
in the image of Pol *** a la Lenin contrary to righteous John Locke
Our fused-egg brothers gestate together, flying as a migratory flock
dolled up in vestry wardrobe: papal bikini brassier, ******* & frock
awaiting George Orwell's 1984 English socialism known as Ingsoc
X number of years before Nancy Kwan wed ski champ Peter Pock,
& after Bob Ripley's Oriental/Occidental miscegenation ****** talk
as it was curlier than was Nimoy while he portrayed Vulcan Spock,
whose sweetness was unrehearsed, unrestrained & of a sickly mock
once taken, out of time as taken twice daily on any ol' broken clock
flesh stripped & exploited as the flightless relic of Earth's great auk
enjoying the laze of Sunday oblivious to extinct Darwinian schlock
as chastised love is Leonard Nimoy-pitiable with chastity-belt lock
Upon a Massachusettsian shore puritans purified Plymouth's Rock!
Forever amounts to nothing in betrayal of Heinlein's empathic grok
Back off quack as I'll **** the next 1 of you applying scalpel to ****
as a dad must regarding neo-Kantian, fatherless-**** Johann Bach
Deep in hell's bowels fricassees Jew Elizabeth/***-to-Death Taylor
who did every Joe Nobody from Captain Crunch to Norman Mailer
A harlot ***** was she from 10 niggerly toes to scary mulatto tone
as hellishly deep in Liz's brain was a splinter of hamster wish bone
& her ***-end was broad from fat foods Safeway to her would loan
Beneath her 3rd world-chiding heft Larry F's lawn chairs did groan
as this princess of whales never said no to hog jowls and corn pone
which made an interesting cut-out to novices of the porpoise prone
There won't be another Liz till Rockefeller perfects a Warner clone
with the aid of sewing machines to hem-stitch hems that need sewn
& a positronic brain stem to achieve mortality previously unknown
since Alex Bell pilfered **** inventor Antonio Meucci's telephone
Truth is light that Illuminists keep shadowed, darkened & unshown
for Hank & Phoebe Snow and Johnny Winter who would not atone
Thomas Edison stole or bought the patents to ingenious inventions
that he was more than happy to claim as his brilliant contributions
to the wealth & state of inquisitive Mankind's Earthen conventions,
also he took credit for Biblical allusions to immaculate conceptions
Which Bible books Tom Edison wrote no G.E. employee mentions
as stealing, purloining and commandeering were his 3 predilections
True historians know well charlatan Edison's dastardly elaborations
To pinch a hairy, chapped man is wrong as it puts him in more pain
For century-old Harry Chapman Pincher pinching made him insane
His unholy joy was to lay prone with mouth open to catch acid rain
& then hop into the commode to affect a toilet-related ankle sprain,
not too unlike Richard called **** & Jean who liked the name Jane
whose corpulence demands a piano coffin burial with crawler crane
Formaldehyde replaced 7 quarts of blood that went down a drain as
the proverb fits: when there's nothing to lose there's nothing to gain
Alan Ladd snuffed himself over a self-destructive hatred for Shane
and because Sue Carol preferred men of height Ladd couldn't attain
without elevator shoes & leading-lady actresses walking in ditches,
the love-life that humbles a netted shrimp into paralytic twitches as
Alan often got nothing from Brentwood ****** & witches because
****** pimps don't scrape **** off them Hollywood swanky *******
Tragically it's true that God's in the details & Satan's in the glitches
when Hippocratic Oath-denying doctors say don't bandage stitches,
it promotes infection needing treatment that add to a quack's riches
Apply no anti-bacterial salve unless your unbandaged wound itches
Amerika will be a Marxian paradise after we guillotine the snitches
harvest their organs, cremate & consign their ashes to crude niches
Give me, give me, give me, I can subsist not on a mere, single bean
Hey cheapo, get off your greasy ***, take me to Dairy Queen as my
**** is shaved, bra's padded & all kinks are relaxed by Afro Sheen
Western ***** are fattened for slaughter as sloped slants grow lean,
for lack of appendix, tonsils, adenoids, warts, piles, moles & spleen
Refugees flee what's so repressively dangerous that it's forever fled
The bloodied blood biz passes pathogens to bleeders bloodily bled
It is a dreadful situation that ****** folks find difficult not to dread
A gent is obliged to face conflict face first short of living in a shed,
plying the rough trade, rough-necking with ******* or playing dead
When my cruddy teeth are encrusted I brush the crud off with Crest
while working drainward with this golden cake of soap called Zest
Like a woman on public assistance I refuse to let my choppers rest
There was a time when talk of quiz was a precursor to an Iowa test
My basic skills are determinedly under-cutting my housewife guest
whose stems run north to her malignant tissue free mammae breast
In movies shooting orphans with high-powered rifles is done in jest
'cause in Amerika making ammunition is what wage-slaves do best
When I'm not utilizing forks for recreational after-meal dog-jabbin'
I am staking out hog farms for the planning of gainful hog-nabbin'
or making log-planing modifications on my pine-logged log cabin,
before crossing teamster picket lines for wage-earning job scabbin,'
I take pains to avoid being skinned in a Jimmy Hoffa mob stabbin'
A thousand Confucian truths drive my happy dreams to nightmares
as bi-****** pass out on Calexico-Mexicali-low-calorie light beers
I haven't the moxie to skate through hydrants of fate terminological
as those 78 crumb-bums behind T.V. “comedies” wax scatological
Ernie killed Chip & Robby to stamp his father a cipher biological
He hadn't room for women for production smacking gynecological
The last time he looked skyward his thoughts weren't cosmological
S.O.B. Ernest cursed routinely at arthritis diagnosed gerontological
He gives not a harlot's hello for innumerable faults anthropological
nor to lend his energies to scopes that abuse harmonics hormonical
as he stumblingly falls prey to meanderings sickishly trophological
Lord of Hostesses salvage carcass mine from insults cancrological
Redeem me in sudden form humanoid of activities pathogenetical
We mourn in Gettysburg's city as unrepentant lesbians on probation
Defying errors inflicted upon soldiers who forsook proper vocation
Anti-poping Argentine Francis as he's ****** to Satan's invocation
It remains the best course to abide by stellar laws of spatial rotation
Whether one's nationality is Romanian, Finnish, British or Croatian
Lost people will eat food outside their region & of course: location
They'll surely theorize on arcana that's weakly deemed postulation
Worshiping Sunday is as heathenish as a Roman Catholic sunburst
Be better, be worse, be it ham fatted on toast or mayo in liverwurst
F.E.M.A.'s big plan to ****** 200 million citizens is planned first
Our fate is the guillotine & Chinese torture for we who are cursed
Beneath a deluge of a radioactive Pacific California'll be immersed
as Fukushima's boiling cooling towers are centrally timed to burst
Save it untainted as radiological-free water is better to slake thirst
For it's less desirable to be formula bottle-fed than it is to be nursed
January 14, 1957 : 57 years ago today Humphrey Bogart died at 57
His engine has stopped, his gas pedal is capable of no more revvin'

My mother self-impregnated herself so that her children could be born into a world of desperate, father-free children. She didn't need a man to make her pregnant for some reason. The thought just occurred to me: "a little piano." I can play a little piano but not a big piano, because a big piano has more keys. Most arsonists moon-light as firemen. Alex Jones, just because C.N.N. is fake doesn't mean they're phony. As you know, WE MUST sacrifice our freedom to attain liberty. Die! Die dietitians in the chronology that I promote & prefer. Michael Moore is much thinner in person.
   My large teeth are missing and it's not because I'm clap ridden & T.B. afflicted, with these 2 illnesses coursing undetected or that I must pinpoint Argentina or Tina Louise's teeny-tiny toes. Let us misapply arithmetical structures till a riddle ephemeral grows.
   Being a woman, I'm an excellent candidate for a ****-job that's right for me. I'm more Oprah than Gayle, so 1 day, when my “husband” came home from being a lesbian I decided to kiss “him” on the lips. He, naturally, couldn't stand the blood-constricting **** strap so I gave him a million dollars from the winning lottery ticket that I stole from his uncle's neighbor. Don't stop kissing me because I'm a morbidly obese, alcoholical lesbian *****! I need mucho perverted marriage-equality understanding now! Let us recognize and protect L.P.G.A. rights.

Bury me like 452 filthy Haitians could in a coffin of soft pine wood
as I pour ice on your *** ******* to make indentations of icy ripples

WEB: After studying 8,000 reports of government-caused deaths, Rummel estimates that there have been 262 million victims of democide in the last century. According to his figures, six times as many people have died from the actions of people working for governments than have died in battle.
Democide - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democide

Barry S. loved his social worker when she told him what to do. He wondered who would win if Tarzan fought the Easter Bunny, the executor of Spiro Agnew's estate & the Abominable Snow Man.

I describe my baboon as baboon-shaped. Her name's Babs, which is
short for baboon. Sunday I pushed her to the library where we were
given a library balloon. It had snot on it, the balloon, because the li-
brarian had the Shanghai flu. I'll take my free-book-borrowing busi-
ness to Havana, Cuba, where snotty librarians are chippy chipper &
well & they never trim their dry quims & they're not bound for hell.

Andy stuffed his large crotch huge for The New Andy Griffith Show
as the departure of Don Knotts caused ultra-radical hormone surges
that perversely denigrated into fetishical, underpants-padding urges
to ******-sexually repudiate ol' Fred Silverman's rural-show purges
'cause without parachutes N.A.S.A.'s space shuttle jumps & lurches
in ******-****** repudiation to Fred Silverman's rural-show purges

They are insane. Be careful, Morgan's packing heat and Kennedy is hopped up on Round-Up **** killer. “Put down that machete Morgan! Look out! Kennedy has a hand grenade!”

Young women, in starched whites, offer tapioca & Hospice care to me each time I wreck my walker. I have a date with a hot babe, the crematory oven. Young women, in starched whites, offer tapioca & Hospice care to me each time I wreck my walker. I have a date with a hot babe, the crematory oven.

Come, explore my open ports & feast on my yeast-free catch-of-the-day. I promise you 10 bad experiences for each really bad experience. Turn offs: hard popcorn, leaky ships, ******* on acid. Likes: old men, lesbian heart-ache, working toilets, chinks who love too much. New film stock will destroy current video-tape-free recording. Nitrate film on spools is the wave of the future. By A.D. 2109, millions of water-retaining fat women with big bones, slow metabolic rates & hyperthyroidismic activity will waddle into lines for food that's thrilling! Are you tired of having your **** *** slammed by ermine, supremacistically **** gay lesbian ******* who don't know how to differentiate between rightfulness & wrongfulness? Well? Well is a deep-well subject that opens the gates to our loving life on the cusp of cuts cruelly intended to cause death by blood deficit. Don't paint me into corners or back me off cliffs. I'm ultra-serious when I'm skinning snakes & milking mink. To ****** celebrate an Ishtari Easter with bold Easterners, I bloodily eat ****** blooded eggs bloodied.

A mother's right to contract the ****** of her unborn infant shall no be infringed. [9 bullets in my 1957 revolver means nine head-shots...] Why do flannel-shirted ***** and negroids in floral underpants enjoy preferential treatment from hot- dog vendors? All hail a world swayed by plasticized, estrogen mimickers! Let's pile onto the stinking bus! It'll be a blast! People are forced into ***** buses because their licenses to drive have been revoked. Everybody wants a car to tip over.

I was walking in the woods when a grizzly bear attacked me from out of nowhere. I used my Bruce Lee training as second nature by karate chopping the bear in the shin. He died within seconds.
   I heard a woman approach of heavy build. She was a Pygmy yet unusually tall. I pulled my gun. She took no notice and sallied forth. I didn't fire a warning shot. I let her pass as I figured her business was strictly Pygmy, 100% divorced from my non-Pygmy concerns. Boy, was I ever wrong. Three weeks later my paternity test came back: I was 74% Pygmy on my mother's side & 38½ on my father's. I was 112½% pure Pygmy – no denying that!
   We are presumed innocent until proven (beyond a reasonable doubt) guilty. Public opinion (what people think) is not bound by this stricture. Cancer isn't inspirational. It's a metabolic disease.

Pronouncement of an X-Lesbian with Rabies: "I'm an X-lesbian with rabies." ~ My ***** are unseen by the king & the queen until I'm 13.

I was washing my **** & whistling a ****-washing tune about ****-
washing in 1782 with my ****-washing bub, the **** Daniel Boone
1 day & I pray that it comes very soon, there will be a ****-washing
machine shaped like the great ****-washing ****, old Daniel Boone
In the future, a ****-washing nurse will invent soon, a ****-washing
machine to honor Kentucky's bad ****-washing ****, Daniel Boone

[There's hope @ 26 because Lupita Tovar died @ 106 on 12 November 2016] My uncle was gay in a festive way. We trusted him with the fuses & the gun powder in our pyro-technical business. He's dead now. He exploded. I think it was from gay rage. I'm as strong as a goat, muscularity-wise, not by scent. Everything's not up to you as fate & chance will intercede to alter your course. Merry Christmas to everybody a lot! I hate you so much that I want to see you die over & over like a reincarnated house fly. I dream about you for nothin' trying to steal my virginal muffin. One day, after homosex, you'll know what's gay because you're a ******. You are a stupid person...If someone asked for 2 tens for a five you'd give them your car keys. You're so stupidd (I spelled it with 2 d's 'cause you're really, really stupid!!!) Give a man a fish & he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish & he'll **** you.

We must be hoodwinked & lured into demeaning one another through the dogmatic strictures of animalism/animalitarianism ("atheism") in order: to deny Spiritualism; to wage total war; to value animal life above human life; to commit clinician-assisted ****** by aborticide; to befoul the water with fluoride and pediatric serums with mercury; to becloud the air with aluminum oxide via military tanker jets; to burn tumorous growths with x-rays; to subject our hearts to allopathic diagnostics namely radioactive dyes & Adrenalin-based stress tests; to venerate amoral men.

I theorize that my sister-in-law is in love with me because her husband is a fat pervert.

Winston Churchill wasn't a hero. To the contrary, the man was a genocidal pig. If you're offended by this I suggest that you spend less time drinking tea and more time reading. What follows is a secret memorandum that he wrote that supported the use of poison gas against the native Arab tribesmen. — “I do not understand this squeamishness about the use of gas. We have definitely adopted the position at the Peace Conference of arguing in favour of the retention of gas as a permanent method of warfare. It is sheer affectation to lacerate a man with the poisonous fragment of a bursting shell and to boggle at making his eyes water by means of lachrymatory gas. I am strongly in favour of using poisoned gas against uncivilised tribes. The moral effect should be so good that the loss of life should be reduced to a minimum. It is not necessary to use only the most deadly gasses: gasses can be used which cause great inconvenience and would spread a lively terror and yet would leave no serious permanent effects on most of those affected.”

Because all Amish Irish men walk on 2 Amish Irish feet, dog-witch
Hillary Clinton's skin-bag of meat is greasier than an Alpo dog treat

Si no sigues el guión, el guionista tendrá que matarte
Él jugará la tuerca solitaria de odio amplio, pero realmente será un golpe
Como bebés no nacidos, bebés pesados, América "abiertamente" aborta

Let's close windows when wintry winds make our hovel colder & it
should be legal to **** a **** with a boulder when she's much older
Closing doors, when winter winds make our shack colder, makes it
legal to crush a bull **** with 1 boulder once she is uselessly older
A ****'s a ***** no matter at which age daddy poled her & nobody
can curb her **** ways, not even God, even if in person he told her

I fell out of love with benadryl, gradually over several decades after
accidentally knocking up a few of Cebu City's pretty Filipina maids
You probed my goody basket with your probe stick, after I said that
you can't, which made me sing gay songs like the ****** Adam Ant

yet mucho darker than the wrong side of the moon that is less lunar,
& no less valid than the legally-sound verdicts of Lysander Spooner
or Johnny Cash's sister-in-law, Lionel Hampton or Daniel Boone or
a crooked cop who ratted out the mafia & should've croaked sooner
as mobocratical assassin contacts volunteer no hint or clue nor help
in solvin' the big croak of Frank Sinatra's son, the tone-deaf crooner
whose patrónes didn't crash L.A. in 1 armor-plated prairie schooner
nor deliver to Mayer a queerness more gay than the queerest pruner

So many times I have hungered for your penetrative love. Your shirt was torn when you crashed that new helicopter. I couldn't believe that you weren't killed. The Grand Canyon is deep. I pray that your helicopter is operational. My sister is having another baby again. Can you believe it? Skipper wouldn't strip on the ship, even after I struck, with an oar, her lip. It's John Hinckley's foster love that makes me fester. I respond in attack-mode to mod attacks. I tire of me after long spurts. The pope's people-friendly, while I'm 'possum-nutty. It's true. I'm faultfully honest. Rose, like risen, is the past tense of rise. André Previn ain't bound for heaven, as I don't stick my hairy **** out when I'm going down the truck route.

Slaves, slaves subscribe to misery
Hordes, hoard what can't be stockpiled
Stock-pilers scale back and bone up on bonuses
Lords, they lord skyward to deflect the immersing night
Cults, that retain cult-status, hail ****, the **** of our Earth
   the perimeters lengthwise and likewise permeate    
   and grill without toasting
   additionally write without ghosting
   haphazardly glide sans skid-free coasting
   irreverently guide us with preachments boasting of
Serbs & Croats who speak Belarusian
And who'll raise not a hand when a foot'll do
Call Debby, the podiatric surgeon, once your toes go webby, yeah!
Hold down unroped things when your rope runs out
Bleed white unbled things when your blood runs out
Sneeze red when your nose breaks open
Corn, corn makes for corny gasoline
   tomatoes start off green as do green peas
Call, call the ships by phone
Phone, phone the ships on call
Gore a fruit called Albert
Mail in your terms of surrender
Become the itinerant, high-yield lender
Pull down your pool like a big-time pretender
Sing like that dead Mexican: Freddy F. Fender
Sell it as new when you know ****** well it's not
Bony women in closets emerge!
Resurrect Love Gods in Leisure Suits and Gaye Bykers on Acid
Spare me the histrionics from the goodest book on ebonics
   on groovy chicks of the Tropics
   on praxic strictures less exotic
Spare me the smell of dog-**** as with dog-**** I can't smell it
Let's groove with Typee chicks close to the ocean on the beach
   or play grab-*** with them from the tops of cocoanut trees
   or direct them into clinics for pre-emptive mastectomies
   or tap them as tappers tap maple trees tapped for tapping

Vitamin B3 (niacin or niacinamide) 0.5 – 2 grams 3 times daily.
Vitamin B6 (for many) 250-500 m.g. daily.
A general B vitamin formula.
Vitamin C, 3 or more grams daily.
Zinc (gluconate or citrate) 50 m.g. daily.
Manganese 15-30 m.g. daily (if there is danger of tardive dyskinesia).

Intelligence is the vessel that we fill with knowledge. I.Q. tests "seek" to measure the size of this vessel by posing loaded questions that can only be satisfactorily answered with the "right" knowledge. Anyone who believes in the feasibility of this approach believes that Röntgen waves are therapeutic in eradicating the symptoms of the chronic, metabolic disease known as cancer. I.Q. "tests" gauge knowledge (as defined by test designers), nothing more. Can I.Q.-test designers fix automatic transmissions? Can I.Q.-test designers weave baskets? Of course they can't. But, amazingly, I.Q.-test designers are intellectually superior enough to rate the intellectual worth of those who can do things that are far beyond the ken of I.Q.-test designers.

You have increased the holes in your nose by 1. Whereat you had 2, now you have 3 (like a pig with a nose ring to keep it from rooting up the vegetable garden). The 2 penetrative, God-given openings (nostrils) just weren't enough. Defiant baby challenges licensed abortionist! Second abortionist is brought in. Combative baby dies. Nobody knows what anybody wants. Everybody wants what nobody has. Remember when we would sneak behind the the Hobart mixer and "push in" enough to win? I weigh 192, down from 195. Soon I'll be able to wear my micro-bikini again with confidence.

I have 5 kittens: 1 blond, 2 tuxedos (black & white), 2 calicoes (black, white & brown). Taking care of them makes my ******* tender & sore. I'm rubbing ****** cream on them now. They love it. Kittens love it when you rub ****** cream on them. I was giving them seltzer water but it gave them chronic diarrhea so I stopped.  Winter's around the corner and Daddy needs a fur coat. I shall allow the kittens to keep enough cat hide to live meaningfully-productive cat lives; to camp near amusement parks & to go on ski vacations.

Ghosts cannot be hugged because they are inter-dimensional entities. Keith Richards and run-of-the mill lepers have gnarled phalanges. Indeed, loneliness MUST be communal as demonstrated by demonstrators employed gainfully. Why plunge free hair-clogs dissoluble in lye? ****-blame recipients need everything. The opposite of pro-life is pro-death.

As the old saying goes Kansas, like many midwestern states, is as flat as a pancake. Somehow, pancakes became the golden standard for flatness, but do they really deserve such a title? A team of researchers from Texas State University and Arizona State University decided to find out. The researchers scientifically tested whether or not the state of Kansas was as flat as a pancake, and were surprised at what they found. Pancakes might be flat, but they are by no means the golden standard. The state of Kansas is actually flatter than a pancake. Who would have thought that was possible? The researchers figured this out by gathering data from the U.S. Geological Survey about the topography of Kansas. They then obtained sample pancakes from none other than that breakfast staple, The International House of Pancakes. Armed with science and breakfast, the researchers headed into the lab. The researchers used a confocal laser microscope to compare the flatness quotient of a pancake to the U.S.G.S. data about Kansas. For something to be perfectly flat (1.0) it would need to have no two points on its surface at different levels. A 2cm strip of pancake was placed under the microscope, and the researchers found that it was surprisingly inconsistent (0.957) with some sharp peaks and a lump in the center. Kansas, on the other hand, was pretty **** close to the perfectly flat designation, coming in at 0.9997. According to the researchers, this makes the state flatter than a pancake. Now, this isn’t to say that Kansas is as flat as it gets, as it does fall short of perfect and there are bound to be some hills or other “spikey” things that would keep it from that designation, but the researchers were able to conclude that a pancake is shockingly bumpy and doesn’t deserve to be the golden standard for flatness.

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**WEB/THE BLACK SPHERE: It turns out that black babies are cheaper than monkeys. Don’t believe me, just read this report by Reuters. This is why black babies are being used as lab rats to test a bio-weapons grade anthrax vaccine. In the time of a black president {ahem}, a presidential ethics panel (you read that right) is the panel who concluded that black babies could be used for the testing. Believe it or not, this is being done for the kids. We need a pediatric anthrax vaccine. Here is a what panel chairman Amy Gutmann, president of the University of Pennsylvania, had to say: “Balancing the need to protect children against the need to know, for instance, the safe dose of the vaccine, made this one of the most difficult ethical reviews a bioethics board has ever conducted because kids could one day die by the millions from anthrax. So what? NO BLACK CHILDREN are dying from anthrax, and who knows the future implications of testing on black children?"

♋ There's peace in a strait jacket. There's peace
among prisoners who are drugged & shackled.

Go away
You can't stay

I'll **** you
and your little doggy too

PROPAGANDA: “F.P.L. (Fla. Power & Light Co.) has filed a proposal with the Florida Public Service Commission (P.S.C.) to offer, for a cost-based fee, a nonstandard meter to customers who do not want our standard electric meter. Please note that smart meters offer a number of benefits that are not available with the alternative, non-standard meter, and future service enhancements may only be available to customers with smart meters.”

CONCERNING “SMART” METERS ~ Like second-hand smoke, E.M.F. and R.F./M.W. radiation involve complex mixtures, where different frequencies, intensities, durations of exposure(s), modulation, waveform and other factors are known to produce variable effects, often more harmful with greater complexity. Decades of scientific study have produced substantial evidence that E.M.F. and R.F./M.W. radiation may be considered neurotoxic, carcinogenic and genotoxic. Sources of fields and radiation, but are not limited to: power lines, navigational radar, cell phones, cordless phones [or Digitally Encoded Cordless Transmission Devices (D.E.C.T.) phones], cell towers, "smart" meters and their grids or infrastructure, “smart” boards, meters and grids, WiMax and wireless internet (WI-FI).
David O. Carpenter, M.D.
Director, Institute for Health and the Environment
University at Albany

This churning emotional turmoil nearly killed my neighbor in 1998
when he was ******* ugly ******* in a hobo shack on Pontiac Lake

Thos. Jefferson called democracy "the most abominable form of governance known to Man." Democracy = mobocracy, whereat 51% of the citizenry may trounce the rights of 49% of the citizenry. We have (not in practice anymore, of course) by the Constitution: a representative democracy.

Barbara Carr (born 1941) sang in the First Baptist Church choir in Elmwood Park, Missouri. She sealed the deal with Satan upon the release of her 1998 album: Bone Me Like You Own Me. Millie Jackson (born 1944) took her soul-destroying stroll down the left-hand path in 1983 with the song "Slow Tongue." Denise LaSalle (born 1939 as Ora Denise Allen) reserved her seat in the fire pit with “Lick it Before You Stick It.”

What do you want for your birthday? Do you want a  hysterectomy?

The Miserable Hell that is My Violent Life,* When will balding Kirk
Douglas coldly lurk rugless? Each morning I awake to being poorly
tail beaten like the cast of T.N.G. beat sorely Wil Wheaton. You say
my arm'll heal quicker than a rib'll as I sit in mud to eat Alpo kibble
In Walter Disney's World on Queer Pride Day, I slept like Porky Pig
yet while at black mass with gay Catholics, I porked like sleepy pig
It is the time nearin' to mourn tearfully Macao's adorable Kitty Ting
by roastin' 1,900 sparrow sputzies in Bethlehem Steel's **** dumps,
like I am **** hole Pittsburgh's most famous beer-guzzling ***** king
A **** sees without the logical assistance of unsighted rods & cones 'cause she ain't learned to appreciate the music of gimp Busta Jones
whose queer stunts brought pooftas down at Mucho Defiance Town
that is west of Puget Sound, made hotter by the polar bear fur gown
with the moose-tail train that has earned internationalistical renown