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Niacin (vitamin B3) is the preventive & cure for a disease that degenerates into schizophrenia. The malady is pellagra. Take B3. Virtually all Americans are lacking B3. The government used to heavily fortify bread flour with it. I suspect they've cut back. This explains the increase in mental illness. B3 is water soluble. You can't O.D. on it.
Sebastian Cabot in a hostel oh God, with Abbott & Costello so odd
52 weeks before mad Abbott & Costello had inhabited hostile Ohio
This unclasped brassiere dignifies my teen years feeding lean steers
on shipped tortilla or corn chips, soaked soggy aboard sunken ships
where liver-dead dipsomaniacs on flat sea planes plot drunken trips
117 · Nov 2017
Comanche atrocities
โ€œComanches put the prisoner to work digging a hole, telling him they needed it for a religious ceremony. When the captive, using a knife and his hands, had com-pleted digging a pit about five feet deep, they bound him with rope, placed him in it, filled the hole with dirt, packing it around his body and exposed head. They then scalped him and cut off his ears, nose, lips, and eyelids. Leaving him bleeding, they rode away, counting on the sun and insects to finish their work for them. Later, back at their encampment, they told the story as an excellent joke, one which gained them a certain celebrity throughout the tribe.โ€ย ย โ€”ย ย Stanley Noyes, Los Comanches, The Horse People 1751-1845 (1993)
Paulette Goddard (June 3, 1910 โ€“ April 23, 1990)
was an American actress.

John Lennon [9 October 1940 โ€“ 8 December 1980] gained
worldwide fame as the founder of the Beatles.
116 · Oct 2017
55-gallon drums
"There are 55-gallon drums all over the place filled with the 'euthanized' carcasses of formerly-healthy young dogs & cats because dog pounds, animal 'shelters' & 'humane' societies have no choice (NO CHOICE I TELL YOU!!!) but to 'euthanize' them! Please, please, please (OH, FOR THE SAKE OF OUR DEAR MERCIFUL JEHOVAH GOD IN HEAVEN, PLEASE!!!) donate money 'cause them drums ain't free!"
116 · Feb 2018
OLDSPEAK to NEWSPEAK
abortion/aborticide/infanticide = right to choose, pro-choice
American Indian = native American
***** = African-American
***** = person of color (not colored person)
Eskimo = Inuit
chairman = chair/chairperson
court house = judicial center
Department of War = Department of Defense
war = peace keeping
enemy soldier = terrorist
bomb = I.E.D.
unemployed = jobless
unemployment = joblessness
employee = associate/team member
foreman = foreperson
Internal Revenue Dept. = I.R.S./Internal Revenue Service
school = learning center
hospital = medical center/health center or just health
medical care = healthcare
house broken or house trained = ***** trained
~ (I've yet to see a dog useย a ***** chair.)
personnel department = human resources
nurse = R.N. & L.P.N.
medic/paramedic = E.M.T.
orderlyย ย = C.N.A.
van = S.U.V.
D.W.I. = D.U.I.
fireman = fire fighter/ firefighter
policeman = police officer,ย ย law-enforcement officer
police station = law-enforcement center
ordered = askedย ย (police NEWSPEAK)
floor = ground (police NEWSPEAK)
interrogation = interview
suspect = person of interest
retardate = exceptional, mentally-challenged
crippled = disabled, physically challenged
hard-of-hearing/deaf = hearing impaired
***** = chemically-dependent
tradesman = trades worker/tradesworker
soldier = military member/servicemember (compound word)
******* = transgender
shoes, boots = footwear
eyeglasses/sunglasses = eye wear/eyewear
checks = cash
barber/beautician = stylist
businessman = businessperson
illegal (regarding wetbacks) = undocumented
conqueror = peacekeeper
torture = enhanced interrogation/pain compliance
crime = wrongdoing (compound word)
criminal = wrongdoer
bill collection = recovery management
lie = miscommunication
propaganda/jingoism = P.R./public relations
propaganda minister = public relations officer
meeting = meet-up
ministers = faith leaders
V.D./venereal disease = S.T.D./sexually-transmitted disease
steward/stewardess = flight attendant
welfare/relief = public assistance
food stamps = E.B.T.
waiter/waitress = server
workmen's compensation = workers' compensation
service revolver = duty weapon
Her face was tender from the surgery. I held her left **** up as well as I could. โ€œSee? It's not so bad.โ€ Lola frowned as a tear formed in 1 of her eyes. I lovingly wiped it away and then another tear formed which I adoringly wiped away and then another tear and then I said, โ€œIf you don't stop with the tears I'll **** you.โ€
116 · Oct 2017
C A N C E R
CANCER IS A VITAMIN-DEFICIENCY DISEASE: HOW TO CURE IT: DO NOT SUBMIT TO RADIO- & CRYO-ABLATIVE & CHEMO- โ€œTHERAPIESโ€ โ€” TAKE PANCREATIC ENZYMES โ€” AVOID CERTAIN FOODS & HABITS โ€” TAKE VITAMIN B17 (1 to 6 grams daily on a full stomach) AND THE VITAMINS LISTED BELOW โ€” EAT THE CARCINOLYTIC FOODS LISTED BELOW โ€” โ€œTherapeuticโ€ radiation, in any amount, harms living tissue. (Rรถntgen rays, electromagnetic radiation, x-rays, x-radiation, ionizing radiation, corpuscular radiation can be implemented for diagnostic purposes, but never for therapeutic benefit.) Chemo- โ€œtherapyโ€ poisons healthy tissue [necrocytotoxin โ€“ a toxin that produces death of cells]. Of the 4 protocols in traditional (allopathic) cancer โ€œtherapyโ€: surgery (cutting), radiation (burning), cryo-ablation/cryosurgery (hypothermia) & chemo/chemical/chemicocautery (poisoning/toxifying), only manual surgery possesses some legitimacy when malignant (cancerous) growth has reached a certain stage. It is far better to avoid cancer than to treat it. Cancer is the body's inability to stop the process of healing, the same natural process in producing a placenta (that one pound ***** attached to the uterine membrane which serves to nourish a developing baby). The essential anti-cancer (tumoricidal) vitamin is VITAMIN B17 (known as Amygdalin, and as Laetrile when synthesized from apricot pips). If you have cancer you must greatly reduce, or avoid: caffeine, tobacco, red meat, alcohol, corn syrup, cane sugar, tomato products. [U.S. cancer rates: the year 1900 : 3%; 1950 : 20%; 1972 : 27%; 1999 : 39%; by 2020 : 50%]

VITAMIN B17 is abundant in these foods: the seeds of apples, loquats, pears, pumpkins, watermelons; as well as in apricot kernels, bamboo shoots, barley grass (research: Dr. Yoshihide Hagiwara) & wheat grass, beet tops, bitter almond, blackberries, boysenberries, brewers yeast, brown rice, buckwheat, cashews, cherry kernels, cranberries, currants, eucalyptus leaves, fava beans, flax seeds, garbanzo beans, gooseberries, guyabano, huckleberries, lentils, lima beans, linseed meat, loganberries, macadamia nuts, millet, millet seed, peach kernels, pecans, plum kernels, pokeberries, prickly ash bark, quince, raspberries, sorghum cane syrup, spinach, sprouts, tapioca (manioc), vetches and watercress. A person whose diet is deficient in these nitrilosidic foods (those foods rich in Amygdalin, the substance of which the molecularity is 1 part: the natural analgesic benzaldehyde, 1 part: hydrogen cyanide, 2 parts: glucose) is incapable of stopping the over-production of healing cells thus this person has cancer. To aid the pancreas a patient should take pancreatic enzymes & eat fresh pineapple and papaya. Supplement your diet with the nutrients (of which 95% of Americans are chronically deficient) that compliment Laetrile (vitamin B17): โ‘  zinc (which is the transport mechanism for Laetrile/vitamin B17) โ‘ก vitamin C (build up to 6 grams a day) โ‘ข manganese โ‘ฃ magnesium โ‘ค selenium โ‘ฅ vitamins B6, B9 & B12 โ‘ฆ vitamin A โ‘ง vitamin E (at least 2,000 I.U.) A cheap, over-the-counter, *****-analysis pregnancy test is accurate in 92% of cases at detecting cancerous cell activity in the body. Men & women can test for cancer upon rising with a pregnancy test as cancer and pre-embryonic cells are virtually indistinguishable (in functionality) from cells designated as: adenocarcinomal, adenocarcinomic, adenocarcinomical, ameboid, amniotic, amniotical, anaplastic, anaplastical, angiogenetic, angiogenetical, angiogenic, angiogenical, astrocytomal, astrocytomic, atypical, basal, basaltic, blastocystic, cacoethic, cancerial, cancerian, cancerigenic, cancerigenical, cancerillic, canceritic, cancerogenic, cancerogenical, cancroidal, cancerophilic, cankerous, carcinoembryonic, carcinoembryonical, carcinogenic, carcinogenical, carcinoidal, carcinomal, carcinomatoid, carcinomatous, carcinomic, carcinosarcomal, cholangiocarcinomal, chondrosarcomal, chordomal, dedifferentiated, desmoistic, desmoplastic, desmoplastical, dyscrasial, dysgerminomal, dysgerminomic, dysplastic, dysplastical, embryonal, embryonic, embryonical, endometrial, endophytic, epithelial, epitheliomatous, endophytic, exophytic, extra-embryonic, fetational, fetoplacental, fetoplacentic, foetational, fibroblastic, germinogenic, gestational, glioblastomal, histometaplastic, Hรผrthle, hypermutable, hypermutagenic, leiomyosarcomal, leukemial, leucaemicus, leukaemic, leukaemical, leukemic, leukemical, leukocythemic, leukocytomic, liposarcomal, lymphomal, lymphomic, macroglobulinemiac, malignant, malignantal, malignantic, malignus, medulloblastomal, melanocytic, melanomatous, melanotic, metastatic, metastatical, Mรผllerian, mutagenic, mutagenical, mutated, mutational, mycoplasmal, mycoplasmic, myelodysplastic, myelodysplastical, myelomal, myelomatoid, myelomonocytic, myelomonocytical, myeloproliferative, myxoid, myxoidic, necrogenic, necrogenous, neo-blastic, neo-embryonic, neo-fetal, neo-formative, neo-genetic, neo-genetical, neo-plasiac, neo-plasmatic, neo-plasmatical, neo-plasmical, neo-plasmic, neo-plastic, neo-plastigenic, nephroblastomal, neurofibrosarcomal, odontogenic, oncogenic, oncologic, oncological, osteosarcomal, paraneoplasmic, paraneoplastic, paraneoplastical, pathogenetic, pathogenetical, pathogenic, pathogenical, placental, placentational, pleiomorphic, pleomorphic, polycythemial, polymorphic, polymorphical, pluripotent, pre-cancerous, pre-embryonal, pre-leukemic, promyelocytic, promyelocytical, proto-embryonic, proto-leukemic, pre-squamous, pre-tumorous, proto-oncogenetic (gene), proto-tumorous, pseudocystical, quasi-neoplastic, sarcoidal, sarcomal, sarcomatous, seminomal, squamous, toxicogenic, toxicogenomic, trophic, trophical, trophoblastic, trophoblastical, trophoplasmatic, trophoplasmic, tumefactive, tumefied, tumid, tumidus, tumoral, tumorigenic, tumorigenical, tumorlike, tumorous, tumoural, tumourous. Watch (available on You-Tube) G. Edward Griffin's "World Without Cancer."

N BRIEF Concerning Cancer: 1. Take a pregnancy test just after waking up. For men a positive result means either cancer or a false positive. Take another test the next day. If a man gets 3 positive results then likely he has cancer somewhere. For women a positive result means (if she's able to become pregnant) she's pregnant or she has cancer, or she's pregnant and she has cancer, or a false positive (the test result is wrong). 2. Several positive pregnancy test results = cancer. What next? STOP eating red meat, sugar, corn syrup. STOP drinking *****. STOP (or at least cut back on) smoking. 3. Eat fresh pineapple & papaya. Take vitamin B17 (at least 1 gram daily) and wheat grass and/or barley grass liquid or capsules (they're rich in vitamin B17), on a full stomach daily (you can't overdose on them ~ they're not poisonous). Take a zinc supplement. Take pancreatic enzymes. REVIEW: TAKE pregnancy tests to detect cancer. TAKE vitamin B17 (and as many of the listed vitamins as you can, especially zinc). Eat fresh pineapple & papaya. STOP eating red meat & cane sugar. It will take several weeks on B17 therapy to turn out negative pregnancy test results. The tumor WILL NOT shrink much even after the cancer is gone because only 10% of the tumor was cancer. The tumor MAY swell temporarily as the vitamin B17 kills malignant cells. NOTE: Vitamin B17 therapy WILL NOT destroy the tumor! Vitamin B17 therapy will destroy the malignant cells (cancerous cells) of the tumor and within the tumor. Only 5% to 10% of the cells comprising a tumor are cancerous cells. In time the tumorous growth will be absorbed, in whole or in part. Unless the tumor is cosmetically displeasing, impinging nerves or blood vessels or hampering normal ****** function then let it be.

The life expectancy for American medical doctors is 58 years.
The life expectancy for Haitian voodoo witch doctors is 62.7 years.

WEB: Dr. Dean Burk (March 21, 1904 โ€“ October 6, 1988), head of the Cytochemistry section of the National Cancer Institute has reported that in a series of tests on animal tissue, the B-17 had no effect, but released so much cyanide and Benzaldehyde when it came in contact with cancer cells that not one of them could survive. He said, โ€When we add Laetrile to a cancer culture under the microscope, we see the cancer cells dying off like flies.โ€
Audrey's lips wrapped around his teeth like a wrist watch. Toby could feel her savage love so much. Audrey pulled her thighs into the naked hollows of his underarms. If this wasn't love he couldn't tell. How long they had wondered what closeness felt like. Audrey had to say: "My lover, I need to know the sexiness of your intimacy a lot." Toby answered, "Me too." That day Audrey became impregnated big time. Would anyone notice in 8 months? Toby might, especially if he ran into Audrey's pregnancy doctor.
   Audrey's uncle was visiting from New Mexico for a month. He was a kindly man whom Audrey liked. No monkey business with uncle Chuck. He was 100% normal. That's for sure. One morning when Audrey was rinsing her ****** uncle Chuck entered the kitchen. "What's up Audrey?" Chuck asked.
   "Just washin' my *******."
   "Big night?"
   "No, Uncle, just routine laundering."
   Their back-and-forth banter was casual.
   "Today, I've got 3 appointments," Chuck mused.
   "Hand to me my Kunta Kinte commemorative *****,"
Audrey instructed casually enough.
   "This one?" Chuck asked.
   "Yes, thanks," Audrey said as she relaxed her **** muscles.
   "Good-bye," Chuck said 30 seconds before he left.
   "Good-bye," Audrey replied 7 seconds before he left.

Chapter 2, Toby's gay link to the Mafia was about to be revealed. Toby wasn't gay, not even a little bit. He loved women a lot. Once when a gay man asked Toby to marry him, Toby didn't hesitate to say NO! and the gay man knew it. Deep respect warmed the gay community as word spread quickly. So when anyone says that Toby's gay ties to the Sicilian Cosa Nostra Mafia were homosexual they're wrong, Mafia-garbage-dumpster-dead-wrong!

Chapter 3, Uncle Chuck's hidden secret wasn't that he was normal, 100% so and everyone knew it. But uncle Chuck had a hidden secret that Audrey must not find out about or her life would be ir-reversibly changed and it could never be changed back again.

Chapter 4, Audrey took L.S.D. and had an awful flashback to 1999 about illegal drug use. She had been shacking up with a man who respected women a lot. He saw that she was L.S.D.-free and selflessly offered to her L.S.D. for free. She accepted it and immediately felt that life was enhanced by Hospice care in the long run.

Chapter 5, "His lard *** brought him down. He fell to the floor, not to the ground" was what uncle Chucky wanted on his tombstone that marked the muddy grave where he would be buried dead. It didn't matter, the seepage. Lee Oswald was corrupted by it and no comrade cried for months because he was a stinking, cruddy, raunchy, Marxist, Leninist, ****** red ***** Russian spy.
You moaned like general George Washington a lot I guess when he
dazzled old bald John Adams in Martha's 1st term, first lady's dress
Together, shortly, we shall cross our short fingers in the hope that the wait is a short one! [Let's not forget blind, black lesbians. They can't see anything. Lesbians who can see must assure blind, black lesbians that everything is alright.]
115 · Dec 2017
God's Day
I pray to God on God's Day even though He gave me 8,000 twinges
of a malignant, neuro-motor tumor that strangles, binds & impinges
โšก๏ธ President Trump is destroying cultural Marxism.
โšก๏ธ He's nullifying common core.
โšก๏ธ He ended the Trans-Pacific Partnership
โšก๏ธ He's de-regulating a bloated bureaucracy.
โšก๏ธ He's bringing factories back to the U.S.
โšก๏ธ He's ending illegal immigration.
โšก๏ธ President Trump has busted 10,000 pederasts & pedophiles.
โšก๏ธ *President Trump rescued America from the job-killing Paris Accords.
Let's learn what army-fightin' fun is predicated on, for a man with 1
arm won't double his fun by quickly having his only arm amputated
under the direction of a curse & ampoules of dope sorely calculated
over the indirection of 3 talisman on acidical tabules time-activated
from the minute of saturation when clinicians selfishly collaborated
Slice off my lumps with lumpectomy as surgery's a draining feeling
till the lumps grow back after the lumpy period of cut-lump healing
that spills through cancer spillways with malignantic double billing
over soft Mรผllerian cysts by cancerogenic invoices to craft a killing
via vital nutrimental nutrient deficits ignored by crooked, squealing
medicians, dieticians & clinicians whose infamy is willfully willing
115 · Dec 2017
Cremation Services
We bill you after your cremation. We offer cremation survival insurance to cover expenses incurred by folks who live to tell of their nonfatal cremation experiences. One cremation survivor when asked to rate the effectiveness of cremation on a scale of zero to ten, responded: โ€œWell seeing that I survived my cremation, I would rate cremation at zero, as zero is the point from where my lesbianism really starts to pay off.โ€
114 · Jun 2017
PISSING OFF CHARLES MANSON
โ€œHi, I'm Charles Manson. Can I use your bathroom?โ€; โ€œI don't know. Can you? What do you want to use it for?โ€; โ€œI got to take a dump!โ€; โ€œWho'd you say you were?โ€; โ€œI'm Charles Manson!โ€; โ€œSure, you can use the crapper but don't touch my toilet paper or I'll impose the 8-month-pregnant Sharon Tate Polanski exercise regimen on you!โ€
Bogart's love interest in The African Queen was this Sangerite toad
who drank beer & ate Campbell's mushroom soup by the truckload,
vomited like a sailor & lapped Gordon's clam broth by the shipload
while Betty juggled Afro-***** & fought tigresses on the commode
& Humphrey polished Afrikana wugget when he wasn't on the road
Bogey threaded Afric quims before his oncogenic-esophagus mode

The crapped-out muffer/mummer Kate Hepburn's heart was a bottomless pit of generosity. Within 40 minutes of Red China's 7.8 Great Tangshan Earthquake on 27 July 1976 that killed 655,000 people Kate expertly put together (with the selfless help of the population-sensitive Rockefeller Foundation & the bushy staff at  "Ms. Magazine") a care package of desperately-needed abortion tools: manual vacuum aspirators (manual: as electrical service would be out), uterine currettes (small ones to accommodate mothers averaging 5 feet in height), syringes with spinal needles, cannulae, ring forceps, speculums, & tenaculums to ensure that 15,000 mothers, in the chaotic days following the catastrophe, could not slip a second child passed their one-child-only monitors.๏ปฟ
114 · Dec 2017
THE MISSING TEN
We may postulate till abortion becomes our birthright. It's tenfold 100. But that ain't the total girlfriend experience nor the girlfriend as experienced in her totality. Her mystical & whimsical demeanor moshes no make-up/mark-up in Cebu, in Bacolod, in Pampanga. I can't cough up a hocker to the radon enigma as it's too enigmatic to compare with phlegm or phlegmatic, productive cough-ups tinged red.
Alan C. Nixon Ph.D., past president of the American Chemical Society writes, "As a chemist trained to interpret data, it is incomprehensible to me that physicians can ignore the clear evidence that chemotherapy does much, much more harm than good."

"This is the scientific reality that the seeds of all common fruits (except citrus) contain Vitamin B17, an anti cancer vitamin. If we ingest proper quantities for these vitamin either in the pure form or through ingesting the nitrilosidic foods we will be able to prevent cancer just as surely as we are able to prevent Scurvy by the use of vitamin C or Pernicious Anemia by the use of vitamin B12." โ€” Ernest Krebs, Jr.

โ€œNo physician in his right senses would prescribe for a person he has never met, whose medical history he does not know, a substance which is intended to create ****** change, with the advice: โ€˜Take as much as you like, but you will take it for the rest of your life because some children suffer from tooth decay.' It is a preposterous notion.โ€ โ€” Dr. Peter Mansfield

โ€œAs a physician, I am ambivalent about my association with the medical fraternity. I am happy to be in a profession which has discovered so much information in the field of disease and health, but I am unhappy and distressed with such an association which almost invariably rejects at first hand the discoveries and views of scientists which it will eventually embrace with equal fervor. Is there no end to this irresponsible hostility of physicians towards scientists such as Linus Pauling? But this is the way it is.โ€ โ€” Dr. Abram Hoffer, May 1986.
Susanna Berlinski Nov. 18
You look like a woman.

Reilyn Aileen Sanderson
**** okay?

Susanna Berlinski  
You should have a baby, just as an experiment.

Reilyn Aileen Sanderson  
what the hell is your problem ****
To Nora men were ***-mad perverts. She never initiated contact. To her: love was a many- splendored-what's-her-name. She had been briefly infatuated with the dog-catcher till she discovered that he was an s.-m. p. {***-mad pervert}. So for 2 years, as beauty betrayed her, Nora hagged copiously & shamefully. She grew gnarled and ugly. No man would have her for in the short expanse of 2 years she aged 30, mainly because of defective age-defying cold cream. Help was a fruit cake away. It may as well have been like that all along till Kevin, the land-locked town's only ocean-certified lifeguard, appeared.
  โ€œOh, Kevin,โ€ Nora moaned, โ€œcan't it ever be like it used
to be when we were so mooch in love with each other?โ€
   โ€œWhat?
Me & my wife were talking about a movie and a neighbor said that he wants to see the Star Tracks space movie a lot. I felt like saying โ€œit's Star Track dum ***โ€ but I didn't. I'm going to instead see The Black Hole starring Stink Mastectomy & **** Wilson. **** says in the movie: โ€œHey Stink, your last name reminds me of that terrible surgical operation.โ€ ~ โ€œWhich one?โ€ ~ โ€œThe one that women have.โ€ ~ โ€œOh yeah, that one.โ€
ย ย  Wild birds sang their sweet songs of good morning as I drove to Lowe's to buy bird poison. [โ€œMy wrists hurt.โ€; โ€œShut up Jesus!โ€] A twisted heart, like a twisted colon, equals instantaneous death...and now you must be disposed of, buried or burned...
ย ย  You're my neighbor. Where were you? I didn't see you lending a helping hand when I ran out of toilet paper. I noticed that there was no sign of you when I contracted highly-infectious hepatitis.
ย ย  Social change happens when people with big mouths point big guns at people with small mouths who possess no guns. Your masters prefer you unarmed. Slaves don't own land & guns. If you truly believe that your life is a useless passion then stop locking doors. Your immune system is not egalitarian.
I ate the moldy bread knowin' full well what's coming, loose guts &
diarrhea = an annoying disruption to pre-diurnal plumbing function
113 · Dec 2017
Frenching Great Granny
French kiss me like ****, great granny used to just after she lost her
lung, with gallons of spit & slobber & your swollen, pierced tongue
**** store, door knobs, Obama's big nose, gastritis, cook books, sand, nitrogen, polo, snow treads, water beds, cucumbers, doilies, doll babies, piston rings, perfume, chick peas, crow bars, red bricks, candy canes, Easter eggs, posies, ice cream, beach *****, Cebu chicks... SHUT UP! WHO ASKED YOU?! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! PREPARE TO DIE!

Leo Tolstoi's "The Vision at Sea" ~ From memory: A priest visits 3 old men on a remote island. He spends the day teaching them the Lord's Prayer. He takes the skiff back to his ship. Several hours later a lantern is spotted miles away. Closer & closer it gets. It's the 3 old men running across the water. โ€œFather! We've forgotten the prayer!โ€ Exclaims the oldest of the bearded men, to which the priest replies, โ€œIt is you who should pray for us.โ€๏ปฟ
Charles Brookfield - 1893
William Gillette - 1899-1930 - 1,300 performances in 30 yrs.
Sherlock Holmes movie Baffled - 1900 Silent/Short - Max Goldberg
John F. Preston - 1900
Charles Rice โ€“ 1904
Karoly Baumann - 1905
Maurice Costello - 1905
Viggo Larsen โ€“ 1908
Alwin Neub โ€“ 1908, 1911, 1914
Otto Lagoni - 1910
Holger Rasmussen โ€“ 1911
Mack Sennett โ€“ 1911-1912
George Treville - 1912
Harry Benham - 1913
James Bragington - 1914
Francis Ford - 1914
H.A. Saintbury โ€“ 1916
Hugo Fink - 1917
Sam Robinson - 1918
Eille Norwood - 1921 Silent short movie - The Dying Detective
Burt Lytell - 1921
Dennis Neillson-Terry - 1921
John Barrymore โ€“ 1922
Hamilton Deane โ€“ 1923-1932
Tod Slaughter โ€“ 1928, 1930
Richard Gordon โ€“ 1930-1933, 1936
Clive Brook โ€“ 1929/1930/1932
Arthur Wontner โ€“ 1931- 1937 โ€“ Movie Series
Raymond Massey - 1931
Robert Rendel - 1932
Reginald Owen - 1933
Felix Alymer - 1933
Louis Hector โ€“ 1934-1935, 1937
Bruno Guttner โ€“ 1937, 1939, 1942-1943
Orson Welles - 1938
Basil Rathbone - 1939-1946
Cedric Hardwick โ€“ 1945
Tom Conway โ€“ 1947
Howard Marion-Crawford - 1948
John Stanley โ€“ 1948-1949
Alan Napier - 1949
Alan Wheatley - 1951
John Longden - 1951
Laidman Browne - 1951
Carleton Hobbs - 1952-1969
Ronald Howard - 1954/55 (39 episodes)
John Gielgud - 1954-1955
Peter Cushing - 1959, 1968, 1984
Christopher Lee - 1962, 1970, 1992
Douglas Wilmer - 1964
John Neville - 1965, 1970, 1978
Robert Stephens - 1970
Stewart Granger โ€“ 1972ย ย 
John Cleese โ€“ 1973
Larry Hagman - 1974
Robert Powell - 1974
Rolf Becker - 1974
John Wood โ€“ 1974-1975
Leonard Nimoy - 1976
Douglas Wilmer - 1976
Roger Moore - 1976
Nicol Williamson - 1976
Kevin McCarthy - 1977
Christopher Plummer - 1977
Peter Cook - 1977
Paxton Whitehead - 1978
Barry Foster - 1978
Geoffrey Whitehead - 1979-1980
Graham Armitage - 1979-1980, 1985
Keith Mitchell - 1979
Charlton Heston - 1980
Frank Langella - 1980
Vasily Livanov - Russian T.V. - 1979-1981, 1983 & 1986
John Moffatt - 1981
Guy Henry - 1982
Tom Baker โ€“ 1982ย ย 
Ian Richardson - 1983
Peter Oโ€™Toole โ€“ 1983 (animated T.V. films โ€“ Australian)
Jeremy Brett - 1984-1994
Nicholas Rowe - 1984
Guy Rolfe โ€“ 1984
Dinsdale Landen - 1987
Tim Pigott-Smith โ€“ 1987
Anthony Higgins โ€“ 1987
Michael Pennington - 1987
Roger Rees - 1988
Ron Moody - 1988-1989
Clive Merrison - 1989-1998, 2002, 2004, 2008-2010
Edward Woodward - 1990
Simon Callow - 1990
Richard E. Grant 1992
Robert Powell โ€“ 1993
Patrick McNee โ€“ 1993
Anthony Higgins โ€“ 1993
1998-2019:ย ย John Gilbert - Episodes 1-18
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  Lawrence Albert - Episode 20
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  John Patrick Lowrie - Episodes 21-65 & 67-until
ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  Dennis Bateman - Episode 66
Jason Gray-Stanford โ€“ 1999-2001 โ€“ Animation
Matt Frewer โ€“ 2000-2001
Joaquim de Almeida - 2001
Richard Roxburgh - 2002
James Dโ€™Arcy - 2002
Andrew Sachs - 2004
Rupert Everett โ€“ 2004
Jonathan Pryce - 2007
Javier Marzan โ€“ 2007
Roger Llewellyn โ€“ 2009
Robert Downey Jr. 2009 & 2011
Ben Syder โ€“ 2010
Nicholas Briggs โ€“ 2010-2018
Igor Petrenko - Russian T.V. Series - 2013
Benedict Cumberbatch - 2010-2016
Christian Rode โ€“ 2010, 2014
Anthony P.D. Mann - 2011 (More like a thriller "spoof" by V Movies)
Samuel Tady โ€“ 2011, 2014, 2017-2018 (Tady Bros. Productions/on YouTube)
Johnny Lee Miller โ€“ 2012-2019
Benjamin Lawlor - 2013
Seamus Dever - 2014
Ian McKellen โ€“ 2015
Euan Morton โ€“ 2015
Gregory Wooddell - 2015
Paul Andrew Goldsmith โ€“ 2015-2016
Ewen Bremner - 2016
Jay Taylor โ€“ 2017-2018
Yuko Takeuchi โ€“ 2018 (HBO Asia โ€“ female โ€˜Holmesโ€™)
Orlando Wells - 2018
Johnny Depp โ€“ 2018 (animation)
Will Ferrell โ€“ 2018
Nicholas Boulton โ€“ 2020
Henry Cavill - 2020
Ethan Bell โ€“ 2020 (Fan Film on YouTube)
Ethan Thomas Jung โ€“ 2020 Fan Adv.
ย ย ย ย ย ย (Vagabond Repertory Theater Companyโ€”YouTube)

This list is not exhaustive. however, these are some of the
many actors who have played Sherlock Holmes on stage,
screen, radio and T.V. adaptations.
112 · Nov 2017
FALLING NIAGARA NIGHTS
I was standing in line for soup when someone threatened me with a knife. It reminded me of the time when I was standing in line for knives when someone threatened me with soup. I burn my underpants in defiance of your laws queen Liz & Phil, because Ireland wants her freedom, not a queer night's thrill. Of course, Lizzy, wenches are notoriously inept concerning suchย ย things. Prince Phil, your gender fluidity makes green peeing freely a hard-luck choice. Women find wealth ****. Try changing your name for a week. Instead of being Myron Boorkowski, be Myron Walmart or Myron General Motors. Let us remember fondly our big, brave soldiers fighting for our personal freedoms in rich, oil-producing, gold-hoarding Arab nations that hate our personal freedoms a lot.
112 · Aug 2017
Gulsharat Jubayeva
Average-minded girl looking for ***-fun assignment in Tijuana or
with iguana. My name-calling name is Shawna. I crap in Botswana.
I love my bladders: urinary & gall. I caught a second kitten, the grey one. The orange one is still in the attic. I put grey & blondie in a kennel with a fruit cake pan of litter, a plastic bowl with water, and a bowl of kibble.
to prove that my love
is real
I commit suicide so that I can die
Maybe you'll love me after I'm buried
You don't appreciate me
I hate you
with a love that's eternal
Feelings don't change ***/gender. Feelings can't make you taller, nor change the shape of you adenoids. Mixing medical surgery with ****** lust is insanely popular and popularly insane.
112 · Mar 2018
THE PRINCE OF ENGLAND
Ch. 1 : โ€œOf course I don't like war, but Mexico is asking for it...โ€
My left knee hurt and I knew that I'd need left-knee surgery when I returned to the palace. Fortunately my mother, who is the queen of England, wasn't home so I hung my ****** on the throne to air out. It was just 2 minutes later when the red phone rang: โ€œMexico has dropped a couple of nuclear H bombs on Pakistan.โ€; โ€œ*******!โ€ I exclaimed. I immediately contacted central command. โ€œThis is the prince of England! I want 70,000 soldiers dispatched to Mexico right now!!!โ€; โ€œYes sir!โ€ Said the guy on the other end.

Ch. 2 : Cindy's *** puckered like a strangled duck unused to French bread dough. โ€œDid you order the attack on Mexico?โ€ She asked.
   โ€œYes I did Cindy. As prince of England I see it as my duty.โ€
   โ€œI love you,โ€ Cindy said, โ€œmore than I love God.โ€
   โ€œThanks Cindy, but I'm not God, I'm only the prince of England.โ€

Ch. 3 : โ€œRoyal Duties Beyond the Horizonโ€
My attack on Mexico saved billions of lives in Pakistan and the king of Pakistan knew it. He called me as soon as he could.
   โ€œPlease your royal, highly-worshiped Prince of England,โ€ he began, โ€œaccept the gratitude of the people of Paskistan for what you have done to save them from being killed by Mexicans.โ€
   โ€œYou're welcome,โ€ I said. โ€œI was simply doing my job as prince of England. Let's pray that Mexico has learned her lesson.โ€

Ch. 4 : โ€œMexico Apologizesโ€
It didn't take long for el presidente of Mexico to see the error of his ways. In a letter sent to me from the president's house in Mexico City, the president wrote: Dear Prince of England: I'm so sorry for dropping a couple of  nuclear H bombs on Pakistan the other day. I don't know why I did it. I promise Sir Royal Prince of England that I won't ever do it again. Please forgive me. I am really sorry.
~ Sincerely, the president of Mexico

Ch. 5 : โ€œApology Acceptedโ€
As the prince of England I know that nobody's perfect, not even the president of Mexico. I accepted his apology on behalf of the people of Pakistan whom the president of Mexico had dropped a couple of  nuclear H bombs on several days ago.๏ปฟ
CHEMO- IS NOT THERAPEUTIC! Chemo- kills indiscriminately! Tumors are constructed to "wall off" propagating outcroppings of malignant-cell structures. Tumors "imprison" cancer with varying degrees of success. The immune system and cancer cells are electrostatically-charged negative. Like-charges repel, opposites attract. A fully-charged immune system CANNOT attack cancer, thankfully. If it could it (the immune system) would attack placental & pre-embryonic cells and the consequence of that would be: all mammalian pregnancies would be terminated by the immune system. Cancer (neo-plastic/neo-plasm = new life) and pregnancy (new life) are intricately linked. Susan G. Komen has supplanted the militancy & outrage of patients swindled by the allopathic cancer cartel (married monopolies) with adulation for oncological quacks who answer to no one. ALL vitamin-deficiency diseases were said (by allopathic "doctors") to run in families. Diets are familial, not chronic metabolic maladies. Cancer cells are indistinguishable from pre-embryonal cells. Cancer is a symptom of malnutrition. Divide and conquer is a precept of war. There are now hundreds of "cancers." Treatment strategies are customized & personalized. The cancer industry has created an "army" of clinicians, physicians & laboratorians to win "battles" against cancer. The cancer industry mounts "campaigns." Nixon declared "war" on cancer. Cancer-diseased women are "drafted" into breast cancer "boot-camps." Patients "fight" cancer heroically & bravely. The cancer industry has an "arsenal" of treatment options. Next year a new "weapon" against cancer will be unveiled. Several years ago the cancerocidal "gamma knife" was used on Patrick Swayze to "fortify" his "battle stratagem." Doctors, researchers & nurses of cancrology are "foot soldiers on the march" sworn to the selfless task of preventing, treating & curing a morass of dreadful cancerigenic diseases that plague modern man. Is no one safe?ย ย B vitamins are water soluble. There's no known toxicity. Take your B17 with meals, along with zinc & pancreatic enzymes. B17 won't necessarily dissolve your tumors. B17 will **** the cancer cells within the tumors. The tumors will temporarily swell as these cancer cells die. Monitor your results with ***** analysis pregnancy tests (they work equally well for males). Positive test results = cancer (&/or pregnancy or faulty test result.). You can buy the tests at Dollar Tree for a buck (of course). B17 capsules come in 100 m.g., 250 m.g., 500 m.g. & 1,000 m.g.-strength doses. Once your cancer is eradicated (once you start turning out negative pregnancy tests) you can cut your dosage of B17 to as little as 100 m.g. per day as a maintenance dose. Meanwhile, eat the seeds of apples, watermelons. Eat leaf spinach, collard greens & mustard greens. B17 will stop the cancer process. B17 will not restore you to perfect health. Your tumors (or vestiges of tumors) may remain.
I find quiet consolation listening to near-dead, half-deaf Tom Jones
who dreams of Earth minus lesbians grooming dads as mom clones
Sharing my lunch with an out-of-work ****** makes me feel larger,
just like after my big ****'s been slammed in the jamb of a car door
The snow Christened Christ, freezing hot after-birth iced. His Mum
was a ****** who had babies, while Daddy bit a dog that had rabies.
Hey you *******, I am ***-high in the Jakarta Turbine project
so I got no time for them or Lloyd Bridges & his hemorrhoid ridges
as my tick-bit chihuahua'd sooner *** on what is left of Bruno Leon
โ€œIs this your first ****** period?โ€ Nancy's fake-
in-it-for-the-money-English-foster-mother asked.

โ€œYes, in junior high school the day is divided
into ****** periods,โ€ Nancy replied.
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