𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 1d

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙋𝘼𝙋𝙀𝙍 𝘽𝙊𝙔 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗯𝗼𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗼𝗴𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗳𝗹𝗮𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗱𝗿𝗲𝗻.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 1d

BARRY MANILOW'S BEAGLE WAS CALLED BAGEL and Barry loved him a lot in a very naturalistic way with no monkey business.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 1d

𝐈 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐚 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐚𝐬𝐬-𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐒𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐨 𝐒𝐞𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐬.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 1d

🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩 𝗛𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗼 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘀𝘂𝗴𝗮𝗿 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲: 𝗜𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝟭 𝗴𝗹𝗮𝘇𝗲𝗱 𝗱𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵𝗻𝘂𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝟭𝟳 𝗴𝗹𝗮𝘇𝗲𝗱 𝗱𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵𝗻𝘂𝘁𝘀.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 1d

KEVIN TEACHES MARTHA ABOUT LOVE

"Look Martha," Kevin began patiently, "I get a fat envelope each week badgering me with life insurance forms that promise a prison term if I 'mislead AAA.' These greedy people are out of their minds. What's next? AAA casinos? The AAA lottery? AAA needs to get out of the life insurance racket and make their roadside assistance better." Martha smiled at that, her ******* rising high above the upper bunk of her bunk bed. "Oh Kevin, you are sexier than a bag of prostitutes in a helicopter. Please sleep beside me in my tree cabin till cabooses make a come-back, because my love for you is thicker than plywood ******* to polystyrene."

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 1d

MARTHA LEARNS THE TRUTH

FROM KEVIN ON THE PORCH

Yes Martha, but out there where wolves live alone as lone wolves,
a lonely woman sleeps alone, with no lesbian beside her to
celebrate feminism and aborticide. And it's true that you
can't sell magazines anymore to anyone because people
can't read. I tried to 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘰𝘯 with your sister, but she
was too busy reading a magazine even though she
couldn't. I felt dejected by her, so I left Cuba
forever to be with ex-lesbians in
Florida for a limited time.
"At least you aren't
forced to live
in the
woods
and eat
garbage like
some garbage-
eating people I
know in the woods,"
Martha said to Kevin
during an emotionally
weak moment
after her eyes
𝘴𝘸𝘰𝘭𝘭 shut.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 1d

DEEP IN YOUR DARK EYES

Some corpses are too dead to live again, no matter how hard you shock their hearts to relieve pre-death farts. Little people, too little to be midgets, ride gerbils and hamsters and chinchillas. They scream like a Ninja. They ream you before they go in ya. They run down steps. They live out west.