She was holding steady at 40 pounds per square inch at sea level, but that wasn't ideal, so I used a simple American thread adapter (rather than metric) to lift her to 45 p.s.i. Dan says he's got his granny set at 51 and she hasn't split apart or exploded so far. I'll just cross my fingers and hope for the best on this one, I guess.

A MOUNTAIN OF DREAMS - After utilizing a Russian ******* amputation kit, my ex-boyfriend Edward climbed the tallest mountain in Ohio with his ex-homosexual pal Marvin, whose testicles had been chewed off by a rabid antelope when he was 37. The weather was nice till a horrifying snow storm rolled in. "My testicles are freezing!" Ed exclaimed to the amazement of Marvin who didn't have any testicles either. Later, after consummating their mountainous friendship, God killed both of them.

Molly baited her hook of attractiveness with a tight bra that accentuated her **** *******. One day, while she was shoveling dog **** into a bucket, Lloyd appeared. "Why do you spell your name with two A's?" She asked innocently in a **** way. "It's Lloyd not Aaron you dumb *****!" Lloyd angrily replied.

are made for armless women. "I need a coat," Joan said, "but I don't need one with sleeves because I'm armless." Bob smiled a big one. "This is a good day to be armless Joan because I sell sleevelesss winter coats." Joan smiled back with her **** teeth showing off a dazzling smile. "Why'd you spell 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 with an extra S on the end?" She asked. "Don't mess with me Joan because I have arms to fight you with!" Bob exclaimed angrily.

Tanya's tiny bone structure was great for hiding between sacks of flour at her uncle's waffle restaurant. One day, while her uncle was having a convulsion, Tanya trimmed her toe nails with a waffle-cutting knife. She looked fabulous! Tony, a local wino, noticed immediately and asked Tanya what her secret was. "Total abstinence from sexlessness," she answered while large portions of her ***** tingled, along with 1 ***** (the right one was paralyzed from a yacht-racing accident when she was 19).