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WIKI: "Agreeance" is a noun that refers to the state of being in agreement, or the act of agreeing. While it's a legitimate word, it's generally considered less common and sometimes even archaic compared to the more frequently used "agreement."
The night that my teeth were stolen. I woke up and they were gone.
There was a lot of blood on the sheets. I called the police and told
them and they asked: β€œDid they steal your genitals too?”
to which I answered, β€œI don't have genitals.”
Once my brother's primary molecularity broke down, I knew the end was near. "Here, have a large hunk of cheddar cheese and you'll feel like a million bucks again," I said, even though it was evident that cheese was not the remedy to reversing the dissolving nature of his thoracic cavity.
Just after the last war, Tyrone and Bucky found a wallet stuffed with money. "We're *****-rich!" Bucky exclaimed in their forest encampment. "Not so fast," Tyrone cautioned. "My mama was *****-rich once for three weeks before a telephone pole fell on her." Bucky snarled at that and growled: "We're *****-rich! Either you accept that or all of our ***** advancements in helicopter telemetry and yaw control mean nothing!"
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