𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Jun 23

****** misconduct is no laughing matter unless you're desperate to laugh at something.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Jun 23

I GOT TEETH that remain untouched by coroners. No crematory adventures for me. I want to defeat drunk drivers in the great car crash wars of century twenty-one.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Jun 23

𝗜 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝘁𝗼𝗼 𝗺𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗲, 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗹𝘂𝗳𝗳 & 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗹𝗮𝗿𝗲, 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗴𝘂𝗳𝗳 & 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗴𝗹𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗻𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻 𝗴𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗻𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝗰𝗮𝗿 𝘄𝗮𝘀𝗵 𝗳𝗮𝗶𝗿.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Jun 23

𝑩𝑰𝑳𝑳 𝑮𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑺 𝒊𝒔 𝒔𝒐 𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉

that his toilet won't flush because it's clogged with hundred-
dollar bills that he uses as toilet paper. He has so much
money that he throws it out the window after using
it as toilet paper because his toilet is clogged.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Jun 23

I TREASURE MY ANTIQUE MIRROR. It's one of fifty-eight made by Allen Antique, the famous mirror-maker from Michigan who was eaten by rabid muskrats in 1976.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Jun 23

😜😜😜😜😜😜 😜 😜😜 😜 😜 𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗵 𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗸 𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝗻 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝗗𝗮𝗶𝗿𝘆 𝗟𝗮𝗻𝗱.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Jun 23

🎅🎅 𝐏𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐄𝐲𝐞𝐬

𝗜𝘁 𝘄𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗺𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝘆 𝗔𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗹 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗣𝗲𝗿𝘂 𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝗣𝗲𝗿𝘂𝘃𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗲
𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲 𝘁𝗼𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗪𝗮𝗳𝗳𝗹𝗲 𝗛𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝗳𝗳𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝘁𝗼𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗿𝗼𝗮𝘀𝘁-
𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗻𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝗿𝗼𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗻 𝗮 𝗴𝗶𝗴𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗣𝗼𝗽𝗲𝘆𝗲𝘀 𝗖𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗻 𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿.