I possess a passin' interest in the underwear of young South Korean
underwear models & their big underwear fears, as my sister drove a
South Korean underwear truck for teen-underwear models for years
I have a big interest in underwear truckin' for 18 teen South Korean
underwear models & their large underwear fears, as 1 sister drove a
Korean underwear truck for 18 teen-underwear models for 18 years

Monica's bikini ******* were so tight that they caused her to have terrifying hallucinations of a world with no Walmarts and Burger Kings. Heather, her ex-lesbian lover, took her hand (which had been placed in a cooler till surgeons could attach it) and smiled a toothy grin that was so beautiful (more beautiful than Julia Roberts' visible gums) that small airplane pilots (plagued by dwarfism) cooly crashed their motorcycles into an abortion clinic nearby till nobody protested anymore because they were completely dead like roaches in a cup of boiling saffron oil.

Dana shaved off her left eyebrow to show Molly she's an ex-lesbian. Everyone at the bowling alley, except Tina, ignored it. Several months later the building was sold to Japanese industrialists who enacted an ex-lesbian policy to make Japan less gay than Sumatra.

AN EX-PODIATRIST REMEMBERS OPRAH'S FEET - Oprah was late for her 2 p.m. appointment. She removed one army boot after taking her bra off. Her feet were large, one had a ZZ Top tattoo. I told her to lie flat, which she did. Her stories made no sense. She recalled eating a whole pig at Burger King when she was 20. I didn't question her on that because I feared for my life.