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𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Jun 18
I'll pretend you're taller to ease your ****** anxiety, but there's nothing I can do about your massive lard ***.

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𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Jun 18
HELPING DEAD PEOPLE FEEL HATRED AGAIN made Timmy smile and then his teeth fell out, along with his jaw, because of his deadness.

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𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Jun 18
HELPING PEOPLE is what brings me joy: collecting trash along the highway, picking oranges for nothing, fighting crippled children, wearing clothes that are too small, throwing rocks at violent people.

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𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Jun 18
𝗜'𝗟𝗟 𝗥𝗜𝗦𝗘 𝗛𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗘𝗥 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻 𝗮 𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘂𝗱 𝗼𝘄𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘂𝘀. 𝗬𝗼𝘂'𝗹𝗹 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝗮𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗲𝘆𝗲 𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗴𝗲𝗿𝘆.

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𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Jun 18
𝐈 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐎𝐏, 𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐈'𝐦 𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐢 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐬𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐥.

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𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Jun 18
TODAY'S LANGUAGE LESSON: pointlessly substituting the word 𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘣𝘪𝘢𝘯 for the word 𝘸𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩. Hey Bud, you'll need a metric lesbian to loosen that nut. You're wrong Lou, this nut takes a half-inch lesbian.

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𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Jun 18
CRAP LIKE A MOVIE STAR! Eliminate the "wiper man"! This toilet has it all: removable inserts, washable lifters, foam-lined separators. Don't wait another minute! Don't wait another 12 years!

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