Yes, those are important ****** muscles that allow me to lift old women above my head and slam them to the ground. Yes, those are the same ones Tonto Schwartzennegro uses when he's angry at Investor Alone from the 𝘏𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘺 movies.

THE STORY OF BOB, THE GENEROUS TRILLIONAIRE - Mister Bob, with the extra scoop of ice cream it'll be three dollars and sixty-seven cents. What?! Three dollars and sixty-seven cents?! That's outrageous! Prepare to die! Just kidding. Here's three hundred thousand dollars. Holy Christ Bob! I thought you were going to **** me for a minute there. Thanks for the three hundred thousand dollars. Now I can get my ****** surgically tightened.

Mary & Madge lived under a bridge, sleeping beneath a canopy over a bed from the reign of the Sun King, Louis XIV in their expansive Paris chateau. "I'm so happy, now that we're trillionaires," Madge whispered because her plastic surgery face wounds still smarted. "Me too," Mary said as her ****** throbbed from four ******-improvement procedures.

THE BARBARITY OF SLAVERY - Mama, why are the Negroes around here so brutally violent? Because they have endured 400 years of slavery. But the Negroes around here, who will stab you in the throat if you look at them funny, are all in their twenties. Yes, slavery will do that to Negroes because they weren't allowed to vote and had to work all day picking cotton. I've never seen them pick anything but a fight. Yes, that's true, but you have to remember that slavery is in their blood. Imagine not being allowed to vote because it's cotton-picking season. Think how horrifyingly terrible and terrifyingly horrible that would be. Pretend you're an ex-lesbian who enjoys being with Negroes and having their babies and then one day several local slave-crazy Negroes attack you, destroying your luggage and pulling your wig off. Who would you blame? I guess you got me there. I should blame myself for not being a *****. I wish I could turn myself into ***** right now because I would do it. Me too.