Prostitutional services are going up in price because of free trade agreements and many mothers are bending to the decrease in gainfully-employed Johns. One ****, known as Jamaal "McNig" Jackson, Junior said: "My poor hoes is sufferin'!"

It was May, again, and Henry wanted to go bowling because he liked it. "No bowling for you!" His father exclaimed out of anti-bowling meanness. "Why?!" Henry protested. "Because it's unnatural. If I had been bowling before you were born, I could've met a beautiful woman who owns a bowling alley and ran off to Yugoslavia with her. And then where would you be? Unconceived that's where!"

DON'T JUST DON'T! Our romance was like an apple tree in an avalanche with artificial monkeys in it. We kissed too soon at your mother's funeral when everyone was watching us. That's why I can never look at a dead crone again with the same lust and desire.

I'll never ever forget the times I spent with important people; people whose wealth & prominence made them the talk of society. I had the distinct honor of sharing intimacies with everyone who mattered to anyone. 1 day, when Queen Liz was sponge-bathing me, there was an important telegraph from the emperor of Argentina urging me to visit the palace right away. I swatted Liz on the *** playfully. “Fetch my Volkswagen!” I ordered. “I'm going to the capital city of Argentina right now!”

Using 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 for 𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘦𝘵 and 𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘦𝘵 for 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 -That night the snow fell on my log cabin by the ton, fortunately I had a thick grandmother to cover up with. Later, I tossed my grandmother into the washing machine and cooked breakfast for my blanket.