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EATING PEOPLE WHO OPPOSE CANNIBALISM - John Lennon represented youth, muscular youth, the kind of youth that could **** a person. Yes, yes. But what about unemployment? And joblessness? I agree. These are 2 horrifying dilemmas, but we shouldn't let our swollen ***** stop us. Well, mine does. I can barely get off the toilet from a seated position. Me too. The other day I was stuck for 2 weeks and I nearly died. If a neighbor woman hadn't stolen my wallet, I'd be unemployed right now. Yes, me too.
๐—œ ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ฏ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—น๐˜† ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐˜ ๐—ผ๐—ณ๐—ณ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ผ๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜ ๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—บ ๐—ฎ ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป. ๐— ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ผ๐—ผ. ๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐˜† ๐—œ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐˜€๐˜๐˜‚๐—ฐ๐—ธ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐Ÿฎ ๐˜„๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ธ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—œ ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—น๐˜† ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ. ๐—œ๐—ณ ๐—ฎ ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐˜„๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐—ป'๐˜ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ผ๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐—บ๐˜† ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐—น๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜, ๐—œ'๐—ฑ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—บ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ผ๐˜†๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜ ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜„. ๐—ฌ๐—ฒ๐˜€, ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ผ๐—ผ.

THE DAY I NEARLY DIED FROM A MONKEY-BITE - I was
petting my monkey lovingly like I always do when a
hurricane hit suddenly. Wisely, I pushed him away
but not quickly enough. Out of total simian fear
he bit me on the ankle so I killed him and
sold his carcass to local monkey butchers.
I've noticed that on Facebook marketplace recently, people are writing $1,000 ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง๐˜ง๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ, which means $1,000 or more than $1,000 as ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ $1,000 is a better offer. It's uncommon for anyone to offer more than the asking price. It's doubtful that someone would offer $1,200 when the asking price is $1,000. Facebook Marketplace is not an auction house after all. It used to be that people would write $1,000 or best offer, meaning: an offer that's obviously the closest to the asking price yet, expectantly less than $1,000. And of course, there's the confusion that many folks have with the decimal point. People believe (incredibly) that .50ยข is the same as 50ยข and will argue the point. Any number that's to the right of a decimal point is a fraction of a whole number. A dollar is $1.00 and half of a dollar is $.50 (also known as 50 cents) and a dollar and a half is $1.50 (also called a dollar-fifty). The novel .50ยข would be half of a cent (penny), while 50ยข is 50 pennies. I don't agree with the notion that public school teachers are underpaid.
I'm trapped in a loveless union with sixteen Sumatran string
bikini models and I'm miserable. I wish I was in East
Pittsburgh where the hail is bigger than the Eiffel
Tower and the women are clap-
ridden *****-skanks.
East Pittsburgh is a borough in Allegheny County, Pennsylvania, United States, approximately 11 miles (18 km) southeast of the confluence of the Monongahela and the Allegheny rivers at Pittsburgh. The population in 1900 stood at 2,883, and in 1910, at 5,615. As of the 2020 census, the borough population was 1,927,[4] having fallen from 6,079 in 1940. George Westinghouse erected large works there which supplied equipment to the great power plants at Niagara Falls and for the elevated and rapid-transit systems of New York City. Nearby, the George Westinghouse Bridge over Turtle Creek is a prominent fixture in the area, which is very near the borough of Braddock.
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