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Ｉｎｇｒｉｄ 2d

My late grandpa fought in the Korean war and not just because he had a wild passion for killing Koreans, as he was just as wildly passionate about killing Singaporeans & Sumatrans.

Ｉｎｇｒｉｄ 2d

INGRID'S FRECKLED *** CHEEKS

"I like to wax my carrot by myself when nobody's taking pictures of me!" Kyle snapped angrily at his second cousin Ingrid who enjoyed family-reunion picnics, Coke mixed with Pepsi, and marital advice from commies. "Alright! Alright! Climb down off my freckled *** cheeks!" She snapped back like she was the younger sister of that blonde chick from Abba.

ꜱᴘᴀɴᴋɪɴɢ ᴀ ꜱᴡᴇᴅɪꜱʜ ᴄᴏᴜꜱɪɴ
ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ᴋʏʟᴇ ᴍᴀʀᴛɪɴ ʜᴀᴅ ᴀ ꜱᴛᴜᴅᴇɴᴛ ʟᴏᴀɴ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏɴꜱɪᴅᴇʀ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʜɪꜱ ꜱᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ ᴄᴏᴜꜱɪɴ ɪɴɢʀɪᴅ ᴀᴘᴘᴇᴀʀᴇᴅ ᴜɴᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛᴀɴᴛʟʏ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴇᴀꜱᴛᴇʀɴ ꜱᴡᴇᴅᴇɴ ᴏɴᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴡᴀꜱʜɪɴɢ ʜɪꜱ ᴘᴜᴅ. "ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴜᴅ?" ꜱʜᴇ ᴀꜱᴋᴇᴅ ᴀʟʟ ɪɴɴᴏᴄᴇɴᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ. "ᴏʜ, ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴛɪᴅʏɪɴɢ ɪᴛ ᴜᴘ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ," ᴋʏʟᴇ ᴀɴꜱᴡᴇʀᴇᴅ. "ʜᴇʀᴇ, ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ʜᴇʟᴘ. ɪɴ ꜱᴡᴇᴅᴇɴ ᴡᴇ ᴜꜱᴇ ᴀ ʟᴀʀɢᴇ ʀᴀɢ ᴛɪᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴀ ᴄᴀᴍᴘᴇʀ ᴛʀᴀɪʟᴇʀ ʜɪᴛᴄʜ," ꜱʜᴇ ɪɴꜰᴏʀᴍᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʜᴇᴀʟᴛʜʏ ɢʀɪɴ ᴀꜱ ʜᴇʀ ɴᴀʏ-ɴᴀʏꜱ ꜱᴡᴀʏᴇᴅ ʀʜʏᴛʜᴍɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴜꜱᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ɪɴ ꜱᴡᴇᴅᴇɴ ᴡʜᴇɴ ꜱʜᴇ ᴍɪʟᴋᴇᴅ ʀᴇɪɴᴅᴇᴇʀ ꜰᴏʀ ʜᴇʀ ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ.

Ｉｎｇｒｉｄ 2d

MY TRIPLE ****** TRIAL

I want to be a semi-invalid and eat peanut butter and jellyfish sandwiches a lot. I want to climb to the top of the Empire State Building with no clothes on and then put lots of clothes on and then push three people off the roof and then plead insanity at my triple ****** trial.

Ｉｎｇｒｉｄ 2d

SCRAPING TOGETHER TWO BUCKS

You know Byron, it's a great time to be a homosexual. I know, but not as great as it used to be, especially 5 years ago when homos were flying high, higher than blimps. I had a hernia back then so I couldn't enjoy being a homosexual as much as you did. I know that's right. My uncle was alive then. Was he a homosexual too? What do you mean: 𝘵𝘰𝘰? Oh nothing. I celebrate your homosexual denial. It's like having rabies and lupus at the same time. That's true.

Ｉｎｇｒｉｄ 2d

𝗣𝗮𝗰𝗼 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝗶𝘅 𝗠𝗲𝘅𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘄𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻 𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘄𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝘀𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗹𝘆 𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗼𝗻 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗻𝗮𝘇𝘇𝘆 𝘆𝗮𝗰𝗵𝘁 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘀: 𝙅𝙤𝙚 𝙈𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙭, 𝙇𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙃𝙤𝙢𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙭𝙪𝙖𝙡.

Ｉｎｇｒｉｄ 3d

Immune challenges during early development, including those vaccine-induced, can lead to permanent detrimental alterations of the brain and immune function. PMID: 22235057 DOI: 10.1177/0961203311430221

Ｉｎｇｒｉｄ 3d

Aluminum is an experimentally demonstrated neurotoxin and the most commonly used vaccine adjuvant.

Despite almost 90 years of widespread use of aluminum adjuvants, medical science's understanding about their mechanisms of action is still remarkably poor. PMID: 21568886 DOI: 10.2174/092986711795933740