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𝗙π—₯π—˜π——'𝗦 π—˜π—«π—–π—˜π—Ÿπ—Ÿπ—˜π—‘π—§ π—›π—˜π—Ÿπ—œπ—–π—’π—£π—§π—˜π—₯ π—₯π—˜π—£π—”π—œπ—₯ 𝗖𝗒𝗠𝗣𝗔𝗑𝗬 - What's that thing? It's a chicken watering can. Simply place it under each dry chicken that needs watering and the electronic sensor valve will do the rest. What about ducks? Will it water them too? I don't know. Let's try it on a nearby duck now. Okay, let her rip. Oh no, the duck has been shredded into moist mulch. I didn't know that would happen. Let's use a pigeon. I have one in my pocket. You have one in your pocket? Yes, and a gold coin worth five million dollars. It's from the Roman Empire and it's the only one left. I found it in a *****'s purse when I was a helicopter mechanic 6 years ago. I was desperate for a job as a helicopter mechanic so I applied at Fred's Excellent Helicopter Repair Company and they hired me on the spot. Later, I married Fred's ex-wife who has enormous labial ***** and I've never been happier.
Not to be confused with Kim Kardashian.

Kim Kashkashian (born August 31, 1952) is an American violist. In 2013 she won a Grammy Award for Best Classical Instrumental Solo. She is recognized as one of the world's top violists.
Every once in a while (or every so often) a bad photo is taken of me, one that makes my nose wider and my eyes further apart than they are. I took my grandmother to the cemetery to see how she likes it. I even pre-dug a hole and wished her happy birthday (even though it was Easter) and she smiled like a crazy woman who boils *** and throws it out the window at folks on the sidewalk doing nothing that's remotely ****.
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