ππ₯ππ'π¦ ππ«ππππππ‘π§ ππππππ’π£π§ππ₯ π₯ππ£πππ₯ ππ’π π£ππ‘π¬ - What's that thing? It's a chicken watering can. Simply place it under each dry chicken that needs watering and the electronic sensor valve will do the rest. What about ducks? Will it water them too? I don't know. Let's try it on a nearby duck now. Okay, let her rip. Oh no, the duck has been shredded into moist mulch. I didn't know that would happen. Let's use a pigeon. I have one in my pocket. You have one in your pocket? Yes, and a gold coin worth five million dollars. It's from the Roman Empire and it's the only one left. I found it in a *****'s purse when I was a helicopter mechanic 6 years ago. I was desperate for a job as a helicopter mechanic so I applied at Fred's Excellent Helicopter Repair Company and they hired me on the spot. Later, I married Fred's ex-wife who has enormous labial ***** and I've never been happier.