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𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Mar 12

My leg-amputation kit comes with a good leg grow-back kit in case you find yourself a little bit unfit after using my leg-amputation kit.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Mar 12

Lorina Kamburova is deader than ever: sleeping in a casket; staring bravely at no one; being pretty for no one; coaxing worms from six feet high; informing Cherubim angels that 29's far too young to die.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Mar 12

WHEN I GOT MY UNIVERSITY DEGREE in rabbit-breeding I was assured that my children would be half-rabbit and half-human. So far none of my 4 babies look like rabbits, although my first one looks like a walrus a little bit.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Mar 12

QUIETLY LIZ ATE COOKIES ON THE PORCH while her ex-lesbian lover repeatedly punched a ***** in the face. "Stop it or the N.A.A.C.P. will be climbing up and down your *** like crazy!" Liz warned.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Mar 12

Chronic insomnia leads to psychoses: delusions, hallucinations, schizophrenia, paraphrenia, etc. Take 500 m.g. of vit. B3 (flush free) with each meal. Research Abram Hoffer, M.D.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Mar 12

❌ ( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅ ̲̅]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅ ) ❌

♋ I see it, some of it.
♋ I see it, all of it.
♋ I don't see it, not all of it.

☕ Women don't dance on high-voltage power lines.

☕ Women don't want to work on high-voltage power lines or
dig ditches. They want to work indoors all day and complain.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Mar 12

THE CLINIC

The moment I agree to nothing you throw everything at me: laying in bed, eating cob-free corn, smashing gnats between your thighs and various things like that. I'm sick and I need a hospital but they're too expensive, so I'll have to buy a clinic instead.