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โ—„โ—„โ €โ–โ– โ €โ–บโ–บโ €โ € โ € 0:00 / 3:46 โ € โ”€โ”€โ”€โ—‹ ๐Ÿ”Šโ € แดดแดฐ โš™ โ โŠโА
The night that my teeth were stolen. I woke up and they were gone. There was a lot of blood on the sheets. I called the police and told them and they asked: โ€œDid they steal your genitals too?โ€ to which I answered, โ€œI don't have genitals.โ€
Your thighs are chubby
& your fingers are stubby
You sprained your neck
in a recent car wreck
You suffer angina
down to your ******
On your breast sits
2 cherry-red *******
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