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Bravely Tanya turned to Nancy Pelosi (who was on the toilet) and exclaimed: "I didn't say 'Trump advance,' I said, 'Trump and Vance'! Either you get your hearing aid fixed or I'm going to the Haitian embassy on Colonia Drive in Orlando and have you arrested!" Nancy burped and farted and then her dentures fell to the floor and then Paul came in with his boy-toy and farted and then Jesus came back and then everybody turned into saw dust.
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