𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Feb 26

After buying an Italian restaurant Maria's natural beauty became tainted by lasagna. She was urged to remove it from the menu, but she wouldn't, and now she's dead. It could've been the series of experimental vaccines that killed her, but more likely it was the exposure to lasagna ingredients that overwhelmed her immune system.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Feb 26

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Because I love you more than Hobart Bosworth ever could, I'll bury
bombs in your grave & other things impervious to rot like creosote-
treated phone poles fashioned from the bluest Norwayan oak wood.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Feb 26

HOW TO BE HOT FRIENDS

WITH STRING-BEAN GROWERS

Never take NO for an answer. String-bean growers are normal
like you & me, although not really. When a string-bean
grower attacks you politically & medically with his
“special string-bean-growing-knowledge,”
simply remind him of your willingness
to shoot anyone who gets in your way.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Feb 26

Spring will be here soon in Korea for demi-god Kim. My dog loves to snuggle, beg for treats, drag people from their cars and **** them.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Feb 26

Even a subdued life requires an immunological response & cellular demise, from 10 **** evening hours to a ****, romantic moon-rise.

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Feb 26

OUR LOVE FOR EACH OTHER is more valuable than a dozen Black History Month commemorative E.B.T. cards!

𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 Feb 26

“𝐖𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐮𝐩 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭𝐬!”

“𝐍𝐨 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲! 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 '𝐰𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐮𝐩 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐞'!
“𝐇𝐞𝐲, 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟 𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐞?!”