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π˜šπ˜•π˜Œπ˜ˆπ˜’π˜π˜•π˜Ž π˜œπ˜— π˜–π˜• π˜”π˜Œ

when I'm not looking. It's like pushing radishes up your ****
when they're out of season and then realizing that you're the
only one in town pushing radishes up your **** because
you're the only one in town with radishes.
Are you now an ex-lesbian because of Led Zeppelin's raw sexuality
when your mother was a roller derby queen? Maybe. Do you regret
eating hamsters when you were in high school? No. Have you ever
jumped off a tall building before eating a hamster? Yes, once.

Wiki: π˜‰π˜³π˜ͺπ˜₯𝘨𝘦𝘡 π˜“π˜°π˜·π˜¦π˜΄ π˜‰π˜¦π˜³π˜―π˜ͺ𝘦 is an American sitcom that aired on CBS from September 16, 1972, to March 3, 1973. The series, created by Bernard Slade, depicted an interfaith marriage between a Catholic woman and a Jewish man. It stars Meredith Baxter and David Birney as the title characters. CBS canceled the show after only one season despite very high ratings.

Baxter and Birney later married in real life in 1974 after the program had left the air and Baxter was known in her professional career for several years as Meredith Baxter Birney.

𝘎π˜ͺπ˜₯𝘨𝘦𝘡 is an American sitcom television series by Screen Gems about a surfing, boy-crazy teenager called "Gidget" and her widowed father Russ Lawrence, a UCLA professor. Sally Field stars as Gidget with Don Porter as father Russell Lawrence. The series was first broadcast on ABC from September 15, 1965, to April 21, 1966. Reruns were aired until September 1, 1966.[1]
β€œYour ankle is sprained. Apply an ice pack several times
per day and before you know it you'll be enjoying gay-***
like nothing ever happened.” ~ β€œIt's your boss. He can't
come to the phone now because he's having gay-***.”
WEB: How much does it cost to put a dog to sleep at the Humane Society? The cost of this service is $30 for a cat and $50 for a dog. Dogs must have a current Butler County Dog License, or one can be purchased for $14.75. Your pet will be euthanized in the most humane way, which is by injection. It is a painless procedure administered by certified technicians.
Toby's left nostril was accidently glued shut during homosex by his lover, ex-lesbian Wanda Brown (chief assistant to Oprah). "Jesus H. God!" A nearby bowling alley janitor exclaimed, whose wife was an ex-lesbian. "I got epoxy-dissolver in my closet! Don't move! I'll have your nostril opened in no time!" Five minutes later Toby was back to normal: enjoying homosex with Wanda like nothing had happened.
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