𝒮𝓊𝓏𝓎 𝐵𝑒𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓃𝓈𝓀𝓎

𝒮𝓊𝓏𝓎 𝐵𝑒𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓃𝓈𝓀𝓎 16h

The gentle sounds of avalanches killing everyone woke sultry Mary
from her deep slumber reminding her to buy 100 sheets of plywood
now 'cause of the escalating prices of crap-*** Lowe's retail lumber.

𝒮𝓊𝓏𝓎 𝐵𝑒𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓃𝓈𝓀𝓎 18h

3 feet of snow

GAY RACING RACE-CAR FAIRY HANDSOME HARRY GANT
DID MARRY A **** MERRIER THAN HAIRY CARY GRANT
Patient car-racer Harry Gant in his 2024 dream starring crapped-out
actor Cary Grant saw that 70 years ago Cary was 50 & 50 years ago
Cary was 70 & that racing cars in 3 feet of snow is like frozen-solid
Lake Michigan sub-zero underwater swimmin' with 2 dozen cousin
bow-legged **** women badly tangled in matted ****-fur trimmin.'

𝒮𝓊𝓏𝓎 𝐵𝑒𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓃𝓈𝓀𝓎 18h

Tammy, even in this dim light I can see that your eyes are like small clocks and your feet are like barges on the Monongahela River that wreck into Pittsburghers on purpose.

𝒮𝓊𝓏𝓎 𝐵𝑒𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓃𝓈𝓀𝓎 18h

I saw THE THING: the thing between the 2 other things. I'm no 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 expert. I have no degree in it. I can't speak with expertise. I'm looking away. I've seen enough of that thing.

𝒮𝓊𝓏𝓎 𝐵𝑒𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓃𝓈𝓀𝓎 18h

𝗔 𝗙𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿'𝘀 𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗲

“𝗬𝗲𝘀 𝗙𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿, 𝘀𝗵𝗲'𝘀 𝗮 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘀𝘁𝗶𝘁𝘂𝘁𝗲
𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁!”

“𝗦𝗼𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝘃𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘄𝗲𝗹𝗹! 𝗣𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲
𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘀𝘁𝗶𝘁𝘂𝘁𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁-𝗱𝗼𝗻𝗼𝗿 𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗴𝗲𝗿𝘆!”

𝒮𝓊𝓏𝓎 𝐵𝑒𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓃𝓈𝓀𝓎 18h

🅹🅸🅼🅼🆈 🅲🅰🆁🆃🅴🆁'🆂 🅵🆄🅽🅴🆁🅰🅻

LOWE'S PAINT is really good! I bought 5 gallons of it and the pretty
cashier was so excited that she French kissed me romantically
on the lips for several minutes and then invited me
to her apartment for ****** *******.
Lowe's paint is the best!

𝒮𝓊𝓏𝓎 𝐵𝑒𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓃𝓈𝓀𝓎 21h

𝐌𝐈𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐄 𝐎𝐁𝐀𝐌𝐀 𝐢𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐉𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐲 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫'𝐬 𝐟𝐮𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥.