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A CHILD ASKS: Daddy, why do fat women bounce when they hit the pavement after jumping off the top floor of the Empire State Building for fun? A FATHER RESPONDS: Fat women are like you and me except they weigh more than normal people do because of thick deposits of adipose tissue. A CHILD ASKS ANOTHER QUESTION: Why do snakes not breast feed their babies? A FATHER EXPLAINS: Snakes are a lot like fat women: they eat children and sleep under rocks before jumping off the top floor of the Empire State Building for fun.
of the Maritimes! Betray the moose chasers & polar bear
wrestlers! Throw off the chains of oppression and the
twine of discomfort! Live! **** it all to hell! Live!
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