𝒮𝓊𝓏𝓎 𝐵𝑒𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓃𝓈𝓀𝓎

𝒮𝓊𝓏𝓎 𝐵𝑒𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓃𝓈𝓀𝓎 Jan 4

⚗⚗⚗⚗ Why are all the teen women here in hell, from hell and/or going to hell?

𝒮𝓊𝓏𝓎 𝐵𝑒𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓃𝓈𝓀𝓎 Jan 4

You're sitting in a parked car in the Netherlands with a Dutch ***** near a river. She asks for your passport and throws it out the window. You demand to know why she did that and she tells a long story about the uncle who put her through college by giving up cigarettes for 3 years.

𝒮𝓊𝓏𝓎 𝐵𝑒𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓃𝓈𝓀𝓎 Jan 4

✍✍✍ It's cheaper, and less painful, to have your tattoos moved rather than removed. I had 7 inner-thigh tattoos moved to my *** and I've never looked back. (My tramways are clear while my caboose is crowded!) ☝ ☝ ☝

𝒮𝓊𝓏𝓎 𝐵𝑒𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓃𝓈𝓀𝓎 Jan 4

I will block you today & then I will unblock you tomorrow.

𝒮𝓊𝓏𝓎 𝐵𝑒𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓃𝓈𝓀𝓎 Jan 4

✓ Suzanna Q. Berlinsky's mission is to destroy the cult of the 9th circle and to protect Arizona with a high wall.

𝒮𝓊𝓏𝓎 𝐵𝑒𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓃𝓈𝓀𝓎 Jan 4

⭕⭕ Measure my eyes.

See how far apart they are?

𝒮𝓊𝓏𝓎 𝐵𝑒𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓃𝓈𝓀𝓎 Jan 4

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐍𝐎𝐑𝐀𝐇

Norah was an ex-lesbian and descendant of Noah from the Bible.
She proved this by building a boat in her bath tub. For 40
days her shower ran all day till a bird appeared as a
sign that dry land was nearby. She carefully
waded ashore, confident that God would
provide for her even though she
didn't have a college
degree or anything.