FROM FLYING OUT YOUR ****!

𝘒𝘪𝘥𝘯𝘦𝘺-𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘦 through the ****-hole is not normal. Always
be careful. Always! "I lost several kidneys when I was in
the navy. Fortunately, there were 4 kidney doctors and
one ****-doctor on my ship. Now, 12 years later, my
kidneys are where God put them and not flying
out my ****!" - Rear Admiral Tom Jones (retired)

State Farm was charging me ten-million-dollars-per-
second for helicopter insurance when I didn't even
have a helicopter, so I immediately called the Mafia
to "rub-out" my State Farm agent. Now I get my
helicopter insurance from the Mafia for much less.

(29 Jan. 1953 – 8 May 1995) was a Taiwanese singer, known as
the "Eternal Queen of Asian Pop." It's often said: "Wherever
there are Chinese people, there is the music of Teresa Teng."