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And from here the smashed coffee beans are transported by
belts to "cleaning cellars" where filthy zombies rub dog
blood on them before each bean is inspected by a
qualified vampire who inserts them
manually into a witch's ****.
"IT'S CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY TILL YOU DIE!" Santa told his
black husband on the North Pole that was romantically referred
to as Santa's south pole. "I'm like Martin Luther King, Junior
and I'm not gay!" Santa's husband protested as several elves
tied him to a reindeer like he was Ed Asner's lost boyfriend.
SEE WHAT REAL MEN ARE MADE OF at the autopsy exhibit. Food,
fun and beer-swigging for all ticket-holders! Don't sit in the rain when
you can be enjoying family-friendly Viet Cong-style executions! **** a
****** for mommy while large badgers claw at your entrails! Deep-
throat a "big one" in a bread truck! ***** mysterious women with no
clothes on! It's all for charity: Saint Jude's Cancer Torture Hospital!
While you're in Alabama making exciting *****
movies with 3 ex-bus drivers, I'm in Ohio
fighting crippled children. Now, who
do you think is more likely to win the
United Way Award for bettering the
community? Not you! That's for sure!
DO YOU WANT ME TO BURY YOUR DOG OR NOT? No. He's not dead. So what? He's not dead. Are you planning on living forever? Jesus said, ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜บ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฐ๐˜จ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ด๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ'๐˜ด ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜จ๐˜ฉ. Jesus said that? Yes. He wants me to bury dogs to help people who are unempploed. What about jobless people? Shut up! No! You shut up! What's unempploed? It's when you don't have a job. No, it ain't. Of course it is. Use it in a sentence. Okay. ๐˜”๐˜บ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ข๐˜ฅ ๐˜ธ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฑ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ต๐˜บ ๐˜บ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ด ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ง๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ๐˜ญ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฉ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง๐˜ง ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ฑ ๐˜ง๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜Œ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฑ๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜š๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฆ ๐˜‰๐˜ถ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ. It ain't spelled like that. It is where I come from. Okay. Where's that? Unempploed, Alaska. It's 45 miles from Ankorage. Ankorage? Yes. That's how it's spelled on the map.
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