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Our benefactors have us in their protective fold. We feel their
love and it isn't conducive/conductive to the magnetic
forces that establish petroleum's wholesale pricing.
Cancer is not Spiritual. Praying for a cure is as meaningless as is substituting prayer for water. Prayer will not slake your thirst. Given enough time anyone & everyone who substitutes pray-er for water will die of thirst. Cancer has no religious meaning. It is not part of a test. It does not make you better, stronger, compassionate, wiser. Cancer sufferers are not soldiers in a war. No one battles cancer any more than one battles scurvy, pellagra, beriberi, pernicious anemia, night blindness as these are vitamin-deficiency diseases. Cancer is a vitamin-deficiency disease. The vitamin that prevents, controls & cures cancer is B17 and it is found in these foods: apple seeds, apricot kernels bamboo shoots, barley, beet tops, bitter almonds, black berries, boysenberries, brewers yeast, brown rice, buckwheat, cashews, cherry kernels, cranberries, eucalyptus leaves, currants, fava beans, flax seeds, garbanzo beans, gooseberries, huckleberries, Japanese plum seeds, lentils, lima beans, linseed meat, loganberries, macadamia nuts, millet, millet seed, peach kernels, pecans, plum kernels, quince, raspberries, sorghum cane syrup, spinach, collards & sprouts.
HOW TO STOP A GAY GYM TEACHER - Hey! I said NO! Are you deaf and gay or just deaf?! HOW TO STOP YOUR GAY GYM TEACHER FROM BEING GAY - Just cut it out! I'm here for physical activity that does not include ******* with a gay gym teacher! HOW TO CONVINCE A GAY GYM TEACHER THAT YOU WANT TO BE MORE THAN FRIENDS - Hey, gay boy! Over here, behind the other gay gym teacher! HOW TO SUE A GAY GYM TEACHER TO RAKE IN THE BIG BUCKS - Look out! There's a lawyer in the parking lot and he's 500 billion times more gay than my gay gym teacher! Do you like restaurant equipment? I have several crude sketches that I made of restaurant equipment yesterday. If you want to purchase them, they're fifty dollars each. I also sketched a gay gym teacher.
I was hopelessly in love with you and tried everything to get your attention from having my legs shortened to having my arms lengthened and nothing worked. Now that I'm seven years older I will try one more thing. Tomorrow I'm having my ear lobes sewn to my lips. If this doesn't get your attention, I'll return to Detroit to shack-up with a large gang of violent ex-lesbians.
𝗬𝗲𝘀, 𝗜 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗱! 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗱
𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙩𝙜𝙪𝙣 𝗶𝘀 𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱.
to the Exxon gas station's men's room on Highway 35 to enjoy quick **** wart removal by TOM, THE **** WART "DOCTOR"! Are you tired of sitting sideways to alleviate the pain of weepy **** warts? Why not let Tom remove them for fifty dollars? He's been doing this for weeks. "Tom 'peeled' 3 **** warts off my **** and it took only 7 minutes. He's the best!" - Mary F.; "Tom's **** wart removal technique is 90% pain-free and he always gives 10%-off to senior citizens," Stan V. (works at Kroger); "I had a large **** wart that made being a homosexual ******* very painful. After Tom removed it in a Texaco men's room, I met the ex-lesbian of my dreams. We're living together in a barn 6 miles from here. Thanks Tom!" - Todd Henson (ex-Kroger employee)
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