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𝗬𝗲𝘀, 𝗜 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗱! 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗱
𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙩𝙜𝙪𝙣 𝗶𝘀 𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱.
to the Exxon gas station's men's room on Highway 35 to enjoy quick **** wart removal by TOM, THE **** WART "DOCTOR"! Are you tired of sitting sideways to alleviate the pain of weepy **** warts? Why not let Tom remove them for fifty dollars? He's been doing this for weeks. "Tom 'peeled' 3 **** warts off my **** and it took only 7 minutes. He's the best!" - Mary F.; "Tom's **** wart removal technique is 90% pain-free and he always gives 10%-off to senior citizens," Stan V. (works at Kroger); "I had a large **** wart that made being a homosexual ******* very painful. After Tom removed it in a Texaco men's room, I met the ex-lesbian of my dreams. We're living together in a barn 6 miles from here. Thanks Tom!" - Todd Henson (ex-Kroger employee)
Even in mystical India, helicopter pilots MUST reject spherical trigonometry to navigate our Earth as she is: a motionless plane, and not as a ball planet rotating & wobbling @ 1,039-miles-per-hour at her equatorial mid-line. I'm touched (in a mentally-unretarded way).
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I told them to F-off!
To prove my eternal love for you: I'LL EAT TEN TIMES MORE GLUTEN THAN VLADIMIR PUTIN & GRIGORI RASPUTIN TILL DEATH SETS IN TO MAKE YOU SMILE, three weeks before your homicide trial 𝘢𝘯𝘥 I'll slap sandwiches together on my yacht with fresh ham that I just bought that was stripped from a pig that was recently shot 𝘢𝘯𝘥 I'll take vitamin K in excess to force my blood to clot 𝘢𝘯𝘥 I'll throw out my Bible and forget the psalms I was taught.
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