and she could be thrown off steep hillsides and be A-okay. 1 day her lover, a notorious ex-lesbian named Charlotte, tried to force her into ex-lesbian *** for five dollars per hour. "Pay me seven bucks per hour or go to hell!" Donna yelled from her huge yacht that she took costly vacations on in France.

TO SAVE MARRIAGE FAT WOMAN WEARS SHETLAND PONY DISGUISE TO TRICK HUSBAND INTO STRAPPING A SADDLE ON HER BACK! It happened in Ohio 4 years ago. The woman weighed 400 pounds and was Shetland pony-shaped since the age of 28. "He thought I was a Shetland pony," she told her neighbor who was in love with a black man.

Little Freddy enjoyed the happy life that he made for himself as an ex-war veteran who enjoyed sharing intimacies with 75-year-old women. "Gotta be careful - their hips are as brittle as soda crackers," Freddy observed from a hospital waiting room.

DAN'S FRESH **** WART BLOOD is bottled daily at DAN'S **** WART BLOOD BOTTLING PLANT. Come see Dan dance while he sings: "I'm Bleeding to Death" and "My **** Warts are Getting Bigger!" - "Dan's like the Rolling Stones! He really knows how to rock and roll! I saw his **** warts yesterday and they were huge!" - Ex-lesbian Paula Poundstone (former celebrity)

is challenging, especially for women who enjoy sleeping behind bowling alleys. I recently spoke with a ghetto ***** who conceded that partial ****** makes mountain climbing problematic. "I grew up in a family where partial ****** was as natural as spreading crunchy peanut butter on frozen bacon."