We force-fed each other lumps of clumps of goodness at the knee-replacement clinic to dislocate the pain. The nurses were so fat that I couldn't see their knees, only their lard-*****. "Help!" A nearby local ***** yelled, her whorish parts prudish, her lips blanched by ***** exposure. Why midgets never pig-out on synthetic growth hormone capsules is beyond me! Surely they'd be taller and better off? Tall people have a reason to live and short people got nobody to love.

Near the bedroom door of a local ***** Toby heard "Top me off! Top me off!" so he assumed coffee was being served in there but there was more than the "topping off" of coffee cups, there was illegal ******* going on, so he instinctively called a priest who was nearby at the time. "There's whorish activity going on behind that door!" He pointed at the door of the *****. The priest smiled, revealing shiny teeth that were so divine that the average nun would mistake them for the teeth of her husband who is Jesus because all nuns are married to Jesus for some religious reason.