𝓢𝘂𝘇𝒚 𝘽𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝙣𝙨𝗸𝘆

𝓢𝘂𝘇𝒚 𝘽𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝙣𝙨𝗸𝘆 Dec 2024

???

COLOMBIAN WOMEN ARE 7% LESS **** THAN
VENEZUELAN CHICKS (which is still pretty
****) - Conchita's Colombian jeans were
so tight that they could only hold
one Colombian beauty queen
in them at a time.

𝓢𝘂𝘇𝒚 𝘽𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝙣𝙨𝗸𝘆 Dec 2024

FREE WEDDING DRESS! You may have to wrestle the bride to get it, but once she's down it's yours!

𝓢𝘂𝘇𝒚 𝘽𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝙣𝙨𝗸𝘆 Dec 2024

𝗜 𝗯𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 "𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵 & 𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁" 𝗿𝗲𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗲𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘀 𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝘄𝗲𝗲𝗸. 𝗝𝗲𝘀𝘂𝘀 𝗛. 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁! 𝗦𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗽𝘀𝘆𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗵 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗱 & 𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘁 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗶𝘁!

𝓢𝘂𝘇𝒚 𝘽𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝙣𝙨𝗸𝘆 Dec 2024

𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐄: 𝐍𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐞𝐭. 𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐢𝐧.

𝓢𝘂𝘇𝒚 𝘽𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝙣𝙨𝗸𝘆 Dec 2024

Trump's upcoming term:

1/20/25 to 1/20/29

𝓢𝘂𝘇𝒚 𝘽𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝙣𝙨𝗸𝘆 Dec 2024

“𝐎𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐚𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐤𝐲-𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐧,” 𝟗 𝐟𝐚𝐭 𝐏𝐲𝐠𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐝, “𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝟐 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝟏𝟑 𝐭𝐨𝐞𝐬 & 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝙥𝙧𝙚-𝙝𝙖𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙙.”

𝓢𝘂𝘇𝒚 𝘽𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝙣𝙨𝗸𝘆 Dec 2024

THE BLOOD ON MY FOOT is from my 15-year-old chihuahua's peri-**** tumor that drips blood intermittently. As he's crippled from patellar luxation (trick knee), I'm obliged to carry him outdoors to ***.