You are so wonderful that I can't believe it. Your eyes are like huge ***** on a dinosaur glistening in the sun on a beach far away 3 days after Kwanzaa. Your nose reflects the glow of the moon like a garden tool manufacturer eating onions with his gay lover in Pittsburgh on the fourth of July. Your smile lights up the men's room as if your teeth and lips were made of large piles of cow manure evenly spread over the roof of a new Toyota Corolla.

(I mean fresh) tantalized young Héctor Sánchez from Norway a lot.
1 Wednesday, as Donna was stuffing a turkey with her bare hands,
Hector walked in. Donna offered to do the same thing to him, but
he was too scared and ran back to Sweden (I mean Norway).

John sold micro-toilets for people with miniature bowels and urinary bladders. 1 day as 3 customers were taking test-****** & *****, Joe Biden hobbled into the shop with a bewildered look on his face. "What do you want?" John asked poignantly. Biden just blanky stared at him like he was totally senile.

DONNA'S EX-LESBIAN TIRE-CHANGING TOOL made Tommy squirm like a ****** in a blast furnace. "Holy Jesus!" Tommy exclaimed as the ex-lesbian part of the tire-changing tool made him squirm like a ****** in a blast furnace. Oh yeah, I already said that.


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